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damn bitch wut u playin

emu i want your car for your avatar. :( that's really cool.

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Not at twenty posts. Besides, you've not made your "Hi I'm New!!" thread.

Name- CJ

Age-19 (20 in july)

job- Clerk

where are you at?- A shithole apartment
how did you find out about this site?- in 1999 looking around the internet for dark humor, Instead of old humor about the 1996 election (man Newt Gingritch is such a douche)

why did you start posting- I thought it would be fun... and I'm a hardcore I-mock fan.

Level of Educ.- 1year of College (going for two)

Income- less than a churchmouse

hobbies- short film making, and reading comics

fav. music/band- KMFDM and Gackt

fav. book- "Make your Own Damn Movie by lloyd kaufman

fav. movie- Rocky Horror Picture Show

Fav. Video Game- Doom

fav. food- Pocky

Who do you hate the most on this board-I dont hate people.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be a cannibal

Rocky Horror is the most overrated movie in the history of bad movies.

well considering you still have that stupid internet picture in your sig, no

you'll stay in there until you learn

See, the REAL problem is neither the fact that you like retarded animated gifs, nor the fact that you don't know how to properly use CS2.

The problem is that you are an obnoxious, unfunny piece of shit, and you post too damn much.

We could move around the problem, but only if you do one of two things.

1. Stop posting in threads you didn't start.
2. Stop sucking so much.

I'm guessing the latter is beyond your ability or comprehension, so be a sport and stick to the former for a week or two?

Please?

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Technically, you are wrong, because, you've been around for less than a week while he's been around for 3 years. Your post-to-day ratio is .1 posts higher than his... Whore.

hahahahhah, what are you going to post next, quimboy, the ORLY owl?

would someone ban this queer already i'm sick of looking at his posts

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Quy, you got a point, brother! These people need to get off thier high horses, laugh a lil' and "mine" you! Mine your sweet fatboy ores! Yes! Sweet god, where's my pick axe? Fatty's got gold inside of 'em! Sweet gold nuggets of hilarity! Keep postin', and don't let these old school post whores keep you down! Post count averages don't mean anything, show these squares the way! Fuck math!

It's a little wild and a little strange.
To make your home out on the range.
Mount your horse and come along.
Cause you can't get a ride if you can't hold on.

Yippie ki yi yay,
yippie ki yi what?
Like the cowboys sing:
Yippie ki yi yay.

Get along little doggie
'til the break of day.

Better watch out for these man-eating jackrabbits and that killer cacti
Hey Dude!

So you concede the first point? (that's a rhetorical question, asshole)

As for the second, consider the number of posts I have in the last two pages of this thread. Now count yours.

Just calm the fuck down. Don't be such a godawful spaz. Resist the urge to post every infantile thought that crows your infinitesimal mind. Recognize that a good bit of the antagonism you are encountering, while initially artificial, is quickly turning into genuine distaste as you reply to every god damned comment made in your vicinity.


Huffing paint thinner has also made many people laugh, but that doesn't make it funny for someone with an undamaged brain. Regurgitating overused internet memes that were only marginally funny to begin with won't cut it here. Being the focus of a flame war in a stickied thread is also not a good idea. I'm just telling you how it is. React to that information as you will.


Please, go annoy the admins with your petulant whining. I'm just trying to give you some honest, completely saccharine-free advice, in the customary manner of this community, but by all means, continue in a breakneck pace to mirror the actions of half the people on the ban-list.


Really? Please PM me with details regarding your terms for this wager.

In the interest of full disclosure, I should inform you that I spend (on average) 60 hours a week working in Photoshop in a studio in DFW, and have made a comfortable living doing so for the past 2 years. So I will be rather disinclined to work gratis and in my personal time, but if you can make it interesting we can throw down, bitch.

i don't think i'm ever going to get my really cool moving tornado and lightning bolt siggy now. :(

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ATTENTION WHORE AHOY!

That entire paragraph was a lie. I hope you know that G-d doesn't appreciate sin, young man

for his job, you boob

you need to know when to fuck, fight or hit the fence.

I would suggest hitting the fence and letting them at it

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i wasn't talking to you but by the way does this negate my really cool moving lightning bolt tornado thing? :tear

I'm curious what those X's in your signature mean

are those the STRIKES?