Thats sad.

They are lame prizes. :(

i hate every social networking site tbh :(

I love every website.

do people really think that stuffs gonna happen? :x

Send me the link, I want to read it and die already

you just read it :eek

there are people who believe chain letters actually work, yes.

Maybe Gabby read it too

DID YOU WORD THAT TO MAKE ME SOUND STUPID, GW? >:

no but srsly people can't REALLY believe it :x

So what'd you guys do today

People believe in much stupider things.

MM god is pretty silly but i mean c'mon :x

& NOTHING GW, WENT AND GOT DOGFOOD AT WALMART

I drove 100 miles and now I'm drinking some beer with my girlfriend and her friend. :beer

God is great you heathen.

FOR EXAMPLE recently in England someone mistook the moon for a UFO and called the police.

:lol I thought only us southerns that kinda thing

did that kind of thing*

fucking no edit >:

METALMILITIA HAS TO LEAVE US NOW AS HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREESOME, BUT DON'T WORRY HE'LL BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES TO TELL US ALL ABOUT IT! :hickman

:fight

He's a guy - a gay guy. So yeah BRB

A girl i like want's to have a threesome, but with two guys. I told her that I'm down as long as he keeps his distance and we can high five at least 5 times.

What happens if his balls touch you on the face?

You lick them.

FRICKING HOMOPHOBES, IF YOU JUST RELAX AND TAKE PART WE WILL ALL HAVE FUN.

Once i was getting stoned with a friend of mine and and his girlfriend, they started to speak themselves in the ear secretly and they laughed while they watching me, so i thing that was a chance that i lose to have a thresome party, later i hear that he used to sell his girlfriend body for sex :(

La-crossing swords.

:lol

I hear that when you do it once, you became gay, is that true?

If his balls touch me then he isn't keeping his distance and he won't get a high five from me.

Watch out that gay guy must trying to become you one of them!!!

I'd've sold her body for hard labour and hard science.

Come on, what are the chances that she'd choose to fuck two ugly guys? Relax, you might discover something about yourself, and you don't have to worry about him getting preggers... Well, unless it's Thomas Beatie.

I already like watching hard cock being sucked off, I don't want to crave it in my mouth :(

If thats a concern for you it may already be to late

Yeah. Be careful.

I don't think you actually make those comics, because your observational humor sucks :x

Just jking, ur funny.

Don't cry

Whoa dude Bobba Fett Jr

What a refreshing and innovative insight into the mind of a powerseeker.
Roger Barr is all about the titties. Fosho
How about copy & pasting what about that link you found amusing, and maybe a comment from you? Too tough? My fault, I expect too much.
You're lamenting a lack of quality control, or to be more accurate, you miss the days of being spoonfed the music you should listen to. Talent still exists, it's just on a level playing field with the untalented, and there are more of them. To find good music now requires that you go look for it, and not just sit back and wait for television or radio to bring it to you.

PLUS YOU'RE AFAG WITH NO TASTE SO STFU

I'm not sure why I thought that was a page break. :confused

Your fervor is causing you to slip. :P

So, I went out drinking the other day. I normally kind of mumble when I talk, when I drink it gets a little worse(I blame the people with inferior hearing!) Anyway, drinking outside this bar, this girls walks by drink in hand and I swear to you she sounded like a Herculoid, namely Gleep.

:domo

He has legs.

ROBOT LEGS DON'T COUNT

NO ONE HAS A FETISH FOR ROBOT LEGS

He has human legs, just not human feet.

IF I CUT OFF MY HAND AM I MISSING AN ARM?

AM I?

:\

DUDE, I AIN'T A DOCTOR OR SOME SMART GUY, THAT MAN AIN'T GOT LEGS

YOU CAN ARGUE PEDANTICS WIT YO SELF ALL NIGHT

YOU MEAN "AINT GOT NO LEGS"

I put a new computer together and everything's coming up aces.

The old Get Smart shows still make me laugh. And Barbara Feldon was so hot back then.

Did the motherboard or processor I sent work out?

I wasn't sure if they were still working properly.

So that would be Lobo as in Lobotomized?

The processor's borked, at least, I hope it wasn't the motherboard. I'm ordering a cheap-o Mobile Athlon XP (overclockkkkkkk) for use with it. It looks as if it all works. This one's for my mum.

Yeah I figured the processor, at least, wasn't working. If you look closely you can see were the multiplier has been enabled by way of a Stanley knife, which may have killed it in the long run.

Hope that mobo is still working though. It's pretty much the best board you can get for socket A. If you can't get it to boot give me a shout and I'll try and dig out a manual.

I just don't know what the different sets of LEDs mean. I'm sure I could find out online somewhere.

I've got to go back home to my parents place tomorrow so I'll try and find the manual. Though grab me on Steam if you're having problems and I'll see if I can help.

Anyone seen the Chris Rock film Down to Earth? Black dude dies and gets put into an old and rich white dude? That but backwards.

!!!!
!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!

Yeah, my boy Tom knows all about Rob Bork.

Actually I just looked him up and got really bored reading about him :(

I just jerked off to Barbara Feldman. How you guys doing?

You're all lame

Indeed we are.

We had to put my fat cat on a diet and now he's driving us nuts with demands for food.

Fuck off. >:

There can only be one I-Mock fat cat.

:fatcatdance

I wonder how fat your pussy really is. Can we see a picture of it?

I surely do hope you're talking to Pub.

I think I'm at three days in a row that Pub has told me to fuck off.

Seriousl, let's see how fat this cat really is.

I thought it was only two, oh man & I was looking forward to the third. Damn. :(

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:eek

BETTER A CRIME THAN SUFFERING TO SEE ME POST AGAIN.

I'M A YOUNG MONEY MILLIONAIRE
TOUGHER THAN NIGERIAN HAIR

EYE CLICK ON AN AD "TO WIN A SOLID GOLD EYE-PHONE" AND AS PART OF IT THEY WANT ME TO ENTER MY MOBILE NUMBER TO ENTER THE DRAW?

IF EYE HAD A PHONE EYE WOULD NOT NEED TO WIN ONE FROM THE INTERNET, WOULD EYE?

I'm going to Pittsburgh, Pa on sunday to get out of NY. Is there anything to do there besides shopping? The Pirates don't have any home games the time I'll be there. Any ideas?

:lol

<3 Carlton

<3 Carl Winslow :eek

<3 Carl Reiner? :(

I didn't get sex, but I still hung out with a beautiful girl. How was your day?

:(

:lol

I also bought a Who shirt, the new Voodoo Glow Skulls (07) and The Clash Combat Rock. I am rocking the casbah