I'd assume so, but you'll have to go to the HEAD HONCHO.

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Sounds like a blowjob from a beaner.

Is that you offering, T?

Danny, send me pictures of your cock and you get to be a vet. ;) :orgasm :yummy

Only if you dip it in sour cream first. ;)

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Holy Hell.

I missed you, statik. :*

you could always reply to my IMs you jerk :(

The Halloween season sure does bring back a lot of old timers. Tons of classics are suddenly popping up.

@publover

I SURE HOPE SO, OTHERWISE I SHOULD STOP LETTING YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY CAT'S ANUS :( :( :(

Re's art reminds me of The Sandman
and I'm okay with that

I have to confess that Halloween is one of my least favorite holidays. It's better than Easter, Flag Day, and New Year's though.

Fuck you, seriously.

Yeah, Easter rocks.

Easter eggs.

Can't wait for Halloween.

I don't have fun making pretend

Except when you come here and pretend to hang out with friends :rolleyes

Dylan, we're going to Halloween hangout.

honeycomb hideout

I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

What team and/or logo?

Sweet jersey.

IT MUST BE COOL, THE DUDE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES

damn straight

Just got hit with a (relatively) sweetass earthquake for Oklahoma - 4.5 or thereabouts.

The entire front says Rookie.

Heh heh.

My daughter has a shirt that says "Blue Jackets Sweetheart" because the jerseys were fucking ridiculous. Too bad I can't muster up much enthusiasm for the team this year. :(

If Mason gets back to form, you have a solid team. Umberger is awesome, plus he sounds like the hamburgler....Umburgaler

I dislike the ego and hissies out of Mase recently. I miss Leclaire, even though he was constantly injured. :hockeythread

Hey elx why the hell haven't you changed your sig it's been like a year

my signature can be whatever i want my signature to be >: mind your own bees wax

MAKE IT SOME BOOBS SO I CAN SEE SOME BOOBS INSTEAD OF READING YOUR POSTS

YEAH OK. LIKE YOU'D EVER GET TO SEE ANYONES BOOBS :(


I BET EVEN THOSE VIDEO CHAT WHORES WOULD BE LIKE SRY CANT SERVICE YOU SIR.

hey milhouse wanna skype

:lol

ISN'T THIS HOW EVERY DATELINE NBC SPECIAL BEGINS?

ELX, BEING BAIT IS A DANGEROUS GAME TO PLAY

:lol Fathom

Thats bad ass. :lol

Daft Punk's soundtrack for the Tron movie is fucking dope

Guys, pedophilia is the current topic

On that note I have to go to bed and get up to teach school in the morning, goodnight all!

MINT FUCKING TUNE

i thought elx was legal

except maybe in australia

there's money in an underground small breasted girl australian porn ring

zhukov you could be rich
zhukov, fuck you for having oppurtunities like this handed to you.

whats the name of that really gross green pudding that people serve at parties and holidays and stuff?

i miss misdemeanor :(

here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

I think elx was like, 13 when she started posting. At least that's what I thought Eric told me.

Where the hell is MissD anyways?

INTJ

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging type



Well, hot damn.

Well that's fan-fucking-tastic.

bitches ain't shit but shoes and dicks

Is snak storm guitar woman's character?

I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

That's certainly something you could talk to a union about. Or maybe "hadn't started yet" means "was late turning up by a few days".

I got ESTJ
-Eng
-Law
-Entrepreneur
-Politics
-Educatore: but i was in a hurry so i may have fudged a few answers

Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

Did they fire you on the interview?

They fired her after she didnt take the oral exam. ;)

INTJ

As for being a "highly capable leader", well that's absolute bullshit

And fuck, I hate Hilary Clinton >:

We interviewed togerther, got the job, then i got a phone call a few weeks later of him basically trying to get me to quit, and me going, no, I really want this job.

Then I sent him an email saying, sorry, I REALLY want the job. So he phoned up trying to get me to quit again, and just gave up and told me I couldn't do it.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MARRIED A GINGER INSTEAD OF A REAL MAN

To make it to manhood as a ginge makes you well hard.

He's a manly man. I had to give him stitches.

Maybe you aren't as good at sucking cock as you believe to be.

The interviewer/boss man was a homosexual. Regardless of my cock sucking skills, It wouldn't have helped.

Because I have no cock to shaft him with.

WOOPASH

hahhaa yeahh. the soap opera one was especially awesome:(


but hey, if anyone really cares they could just spend like two minutes categorizing themselves. like, the E/I at the start stands for extraversion/introversion, meaning that mario would rather spend his time with other people doing stuff, while fathom + milhouse would rather be alone or with very few people exploring/creating things. also those celebs must've been pulled from a random pool, cause none of those people are any of those things. ^5

I come here time to time hoping to catch a decent conversation, but this is just bullshit. Something about sucking off a gay ginger boss and about how they REALLY like the job, clearly don't understand the employer - employee relationship.

You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.

yesss

Hannibal Lecter and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern come up for our category. :\

:luke skywalker

HEY SHRUB I GOT A JOB FOR YOU

A JOB GETTING PLOWED AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT BY ME

IT PAYS IN BIG SLOPPY LOADS AND BRUISING AROUND ALL YOUR SENSITIVE AREAS

:lol

Shrub, have you ever been taken Swing dancin' by an Oklahoman, darlin'?

Guy can't take a fucking joke.

gay can't choke a fucking ****

If that was a joke, it provides yet another example of why you are treated like a disease.

You are nothing but a failure with no future. I bet you don't even have your high school degree that's how much of a living disgrace you are. Before you can even begin to think of your current situation and how much you are more of a carcinogen than a (can't believe I can use this word with you) human being, you try being a piece of shit to other people so you can get some sort of short lived gratification before realizing you're a fucking joke. Good for you, you have some pathetic online community you can relate too, a bunch of delusional dumb asses who jack their dick's off to Sailor Moon characters. The only people that will agree with you, are the self diluted jackasses here (wow, what a fucking coincidence). So next time you're taking a shit in your bathroom that you don't deserve to take a shit in, just think about how much of a fucking failure you are and why you're fucking wife left you, you ignorant piece of waste, you god damn fucking goon.

hahahahaha

Your goat's been gotten, my friend.

I don't even want to get started on you. You're like that little sore in your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.

It's funny because I've got a fever blister on my tongue. Probably the herp.

why don't you shut up babs!

Beautiful ^.^

Holy fuck Babs, did you pass any English classes?

Oh man, I didn't think I'd wake up to this. Thank you, Tadao. You've made my morning.

No, can't take credit. Let's all give a big handed for the retarded dancing monkey.

MAaaaaaaaan saturdays are boring.

http://jalopnik.com/5665722/chinook-...hen-flies-home

That's exciting. :\

I got a job you guys.

It's full time and the highest I've been paid yet! Even better, the folks like workin' with me!

I'll be moving back out on my own in no time!

What kind of job is it?

The best job in the world.

Production line!

Production Line Pedophilia?