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i don't understand boob sizes pls ladies explain.
and my girlfriend is a 36 D ;) |
What do you get when you put a big titted porn star on an Imax screen?
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A 3D Movie!!1lol
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comrade rocket what's that movie in your sig from
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Ha ha ha, I'm gonna be in Romeo & Juliet :lol
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Romeo y Julieta is one of my favorite cigar brands. The Cuban ones are much better, though.
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Seth watch out you might get cancer :(
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MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:
Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >: |
Umm, I live in Bloomington, Indiana. Does that count? :/
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Im super tierd and need to be in uni at 9 tomorrow but am staying up playing loud, annoying, bassy music just to piss off my housemates who would usually be doing the same thing right about now.
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And just be glad the Midwest Exchange Rod Stewart commercial isn't being shown anymore. |
I'm about to move out on my own.
Scary shit. :( |
Hey Wooshi, Kari Byron! :love
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hey pub what's your avatar from?
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Its an english series called farscape which was awsome for about 1 or 2 serises then sucked big time.
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It's an American show that was partially made in Australia. It is called Farscape. MM, don't let Protoclown or AChimp hear you saying anything bad about the show or they will ban you.
As for my avatar, I was going back to Jessica Alba, but I saw the Chiana one in my photobucket account from when AChimp had his own forums. Sexy Alien > Jessica Alba |
Apparently Fartin Mowler quit the internet again, but this time because he's forty. He left me a message & everything, but it was on the FYB forum, & I don't go there because I'm not funny enough, or I'm a big jerk or something... What was the reason, Gadzooks?
Thing is, I didn't notice he was gone. :/ :/ :/ :/ Just like the other dozen times he quit. |
The reason I sent to the proboards office was Poor Sportmanship in Literati, but the real reason is we didn't want Guitar Womens hanging around there.
It's not like that threads hopping with fun lately, although Mr. Adventure showed up and gave a few chuckles. |
I'm leaving for a while >:
And I mean it this time, don't try to stop me again buddha >: |
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SNACK BREAK ![]() What kinda kid eats nightcrawlers, an american kid! |
Big ones
Little ones Itsy Bitsy tiny ones I guess I'll go eat worms |
Guitar Woman, more like guitar WORMan
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![]() under arrest? but why officer? Its because I fuck cows ![]() I did not realize, that it was illegal to do that!! |
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Nonsense, you are one of the whites.
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Guitar Woman I'll give you a count of 3 COUNT EM 3 LESLIE NIELSEN FACIAL EXPRESSIONS to say something funny.
ARE YOU READY? GO! |
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And TIME IS UP. let's see you answer.
While it ain't much it certaintly the most funniest thing you ever said, congratulations! Let's see what you wagered. Oh! Darn, you gain nothing from that. So our champion for tonight is Jixby Phillips with a grand total of 12,000 chuckles, Stay tune for the 5 O' Clock news. |
Hello i'm Linda Yu and this is Eyewitness 7 news at 5, here are the top stories we have for you tonight:
GW sucks and now here's field reporter GADZOOKS with more info. How are you GADZOOKS? |
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dr fuCK OFF
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I swear to fucking god you're annoying, Dr. Fu. You know that? I'm making your stay most unenjoyable.
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Also, Linda Yu, more like Linda EWW. The best female asian reporter in Chicago's is Fox's Nancy Loo.
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I like them both.
And fuck Fox. |
YUMI IS WAY HOTTER
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I'd bang them BOTH.
They're the only reason why I turn past Cartoon Network. I don't watch the cartoon show though. >: EDIT: Hey who put that guy there?! :lol |
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ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2
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I just found out that the guy who played Uncle phil also did the voice for shredder in the teenage mutant hero turtles cartoon. :eek
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no shit you fucking twerp
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Tila Nguyen. |
Oh goddmanit >:
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A "new" arnold commercial :/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...pan&pr=goog-sl And I laughed at this because I try to make it a habit to laugh at little girls :/ http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...how&pr=goog-sl Courtesy of my roomate :/ |
THIS THREAD IS NOTHING LIKE I REMEMBER IT >:
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well of course they moved it out of mock wars and RUINED IT :(
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and they won't let me edit the title anymore fun ruins >:
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HEY GUYS when I first started posting here I was gonna make a thread all like "who are you afraid of getting mocked by" and I was gonna be all like "Esuohlim" because that stephen hawking icon freaked me the fuck out
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Wait, I thought it was because I told you of the time he tore me down when I was new.
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Stop ruining my street cred Supa.
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Stop piggy backing on mine.
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Which reminds me, flippy avatars are so July :(
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Spinning avatars are FOREVER.
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She's only half asian, so you should only half like her. ;)
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I like the ones that are out of my league. :(
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EVERYONE GO READ THE HEARTWARMING TALE OF MY HOLIDAY CAPERS IN THE GIFT EXCHANGE THREAD! >:
IT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS AGAIN! |
It made me believe Hickman when he said you had clevage, not christmas.
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:( lol :(
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christmas is CANCELLED :(
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not this year i set out grinch traps ;)
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Oh no, Willie's thread was deleted, now he won't know all the mean things that were said about him.
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I had a crappy dream last night :(
I had psychic powers and which included invisibility and making things levitate and whatnot so I decided to raise havoc at this school...so at first I did little things like make the kids float and bounce off the walls but eventually everyone at the school had gone insane because of the stuff I did...then the kids found me and stopped me from using psychic powers and stuff and chased me in the dark which was really scary because I turned to look behind me and they kept coming no matter how hard I ran...and then they finally caught me and held me while they all had these glowing eyes and one of them cut my hand off with a chainsaw while I pleaded for my life and they just grinned devilishly and then held it up to my neck while I was thrashing around trying to escape :( and so I wake up this morning in a cold sweat and a fading image of a chainsaw inching closer to my neck :( |
in my dream sam married me because i swallowed :(
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I guess that beats my other dream where I was pushed off a cliff by Lara Croft because I hit her with a funnoodle :(
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I have actual sex with my girlfriend on a regular basis now :(
But the second Sam dumps you I'm going after you drumming4nothing >: |
the name's nothing4buddha >:
i don't drum anymore :( |
how does buddha feel about that?
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I'm sure drumming isn't the only thing you could do for buddha. What about playing computer games? Or giving handshakes? :(
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i miss drumming :(
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I should change my name to drummingforpussy. I would definitely take up drums to get pussy.
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Might I suggest hungry4buttah :eek
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No butter for me, thank you very much. :lol
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It's Alf! You remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.
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So this is what it's like...when doves cry. :tear
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Seven Force more like "shutup4eva" >:
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i dont know if you guys forgot or anything but let me remind you of the best thread that has ever been on this board
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...r=asc&start=50 :( |
I knew that was going to be it and if it wasn't I was going to be like "Uh no direct your attention over here instead" and then make with the links
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