nipple ring
cheesy
tired

ESOUHLIM AND I ARE IN THE SAME COMEDY BOAT ALMOST.

OR I AM IN THE LIFE BOAT/DINGY THAT IS ATTACHED TO HIS COMEDIC TITANIC. :(

that jerk doesn't even deserve a politeness award >:

Rubber Boat... Hehe...

I don't know :/

chunk
lubed
diseased

LAST ONE

adjective
adjective
verb -ed
plural noun

putrid
Lotida-esque
fucked
septic tanks

man that is fucking weird you've got like four i don't have, and i've got one you don't :/

'course our search options coulb e set different but i was using safesearch totally off so idk how that would give you MORE :/

midget-sized
magical
penetrated
socks

Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead

WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR WILLIE'S MAD LIB WHY DON'T I POST MY ZAPPA COLLECTION :( :( :*

FATHER GOOSE RHYMES

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cockfight
To get her warty sphincter a bone.
When she got there, the blowup doll was wet
And so her intolerable dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the anime
to fetch a/an colostomy bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his fan,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her nipple ring.
And when she was lubed, she was very, very tired,
And when she was bad, she was midget-sized.

There was a lotida-esque woman
who fucked in a shoe.
She had so many septic tanks
She didn't know what to do.

:eek

fuckin' weird what safesearch filters

Haha, "to get her warty sphincter a bone" :lol

and i don't like the implications of her intolerable dog getting none ewww

this was a good one guys :lol

I think Esuohlim's was better. :/

Can I do one now I wanna do one. :tear

for the next one would someone pick "mad libs from outer space" or "goofy mad libs" from this page: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pa...dlibs/fun.html

beacause nothing beats the real deal folks

Well the blowup doll was wet so she didn't need her dog idk :x

Adjective
Plural Noun
Femenine first name

facetious
jiz moppers
Manuelita

liquid
turds
mandy

Last name
Noun
A place

Mobbs
paintbrush
gas station bathroom

patinkin
potato
the devil's ass

lol or maybe someone should do one of these next :eek

http://www.hln.org/forfans/madlibs.shtml

A special event
Verb
Noun

Don Knotts comes back to life
blow
hooker

meatloaf day
shit
toenail

A verb in the present tense
Noun
Noun

squelches
shit sandwich
player hater

cums
homosexual
snowman

Noun
Noun
Verb

cockblocker
nutsack
pee

pub
lover
cry

hahaha man

"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles

Ah, look at all the liquid turds!
Ah, look at all the liquid turds!

Mandy Mobbs picks up the potato in a gas station bathroom where a Don Knotts comes back to life has been.
shit in a hooker.

cums at the homosexual, wearing the snowman that she keeps in a pub by the lover . Who is it for?

All the liquid turds, where do they all come from?
All the liquid turds, where do they all pee?

I kid 'cause I love :(

OH ME NOW

noun
verb
verb

man don't make fun of my sister you guys >:

Sam I'm going to be completely honest but you didn't pick a very good one :(

humplick
hump
lick

seat
eat
cheat

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT >:

Still luv u :kiss

Marc Summers
sucks
blows

noun
noun
noun

clubfeet
mesquite
concrete

police officer
bucket of shit
"weiner"

donkey
rubber glove
examination

noun
person
noun

home enema kit
Santa Claus
flashlight

loaf of bread
Meat Loaf
mayonnaise

spreadsheet
Nice Pete
mincemeat

noun
noun
noun

deadbeat
buckwheat
Nutrasweet

rhyming
mill
house

robot
robot
robot

noun
adjective
adjective

athlete
complete
wholewheat

retard
shatneresque
polite

vomit
steamy
Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised')

last set...

adjective
emotion
emotion
noun

horny
furious rage
frowniness
toilet

petite
upbeat
...sad :(
receipt

troubled
ennui
flatulence
butt

You mean GIRTH OF A COOKIE DOUGH CANISTER, JERK

Power of humplick

The power of humplick is a curious thing
make one man eat, make another man blows
Change a clubfeet to a little white bucket of shit
more than a feeling, that's the power of humplick
Tougher than rubber glove, rich like home enema kit
Stronger and harder than a bad Meat Loaf's mincemeat
make a bad one good make a wrong one right
power of humplick that keeps you home at night

You don't need Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
Don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy and it's petite sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of humplick
That's the power of humplick

First time you feel it, it might make you frowniness
Next time you feel it it might make you ennui
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
that's the power makes the world go'round

And it don't take Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy it can be petite sometimes
but it might just save your life

They say that all in humplick is fair
yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
when it gets hold of you
and with a little help from above
you feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
Can you feel it ?

It don't take Nutrasweet and it don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
Tougher than rubber glove and stronger than receipt
you won't feel nothin' till you feel
you feel the power, just the power of humplick
That's the power, that's the power of humplick
You feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
feel the power of humplick

lol @ huey lewis and the news mad lib

"It's shatneresque it's steamy" lol

guys i gotta go to bed see you later! have more fun mad libs!

Yeah me too it's like 3am and I've been in the chat room thread for like two hours >:

Sissies. >:

YEAH I'M GOING TO BED TOO. >:

So that makes it okay.

People come and go

And forget to close the door,

And leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor

and when they do, remember me, remember me.

Some of them are old....Some of them are new

Some of them will turn up when you least expect them to :(

And when they do, remember me, remember me.

Okay I'm going skip past the Lucy part and the ukulele solo, it doesn't pertain here. Ok here we go.

do do do do dd dododo do do do do do do do do doo doo do do doo do do dodo do do do doooooooooooooo...

I am not tired.

I like the ukulele solo in that song :(

I do too, but I am impaitent.

I ate too much for dinner. :x

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Seriously guys, everytime you mention me for no reason I pop a huge boner. Keep it up!

Does it only happen when we say it on these boards, or does it apply to everywhere?

Cause, if so, I'm sorry for your recent rigor mortis of the nether regions.

I didn't have enough for dinner because I feel like I never have enough even though I'm full :(

But I'm also going to a wing place later tonight with some people :picklehat