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Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 06:47 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com....php/I-Mockery

oh man schimid is going to give birth or something when he finds out that picture of him is famous

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 06:48 PM

Somebody's a bit vindictive.

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2007 06:51 PM

It's actually pretty halfassed... when you compare it to ridiculously hysterical trolling logs like this, you feel kind of left out.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 06:51 PM

I bet Maddox wrote that.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 06:53 PM

The length and style seem about right. By which I mean maddox is a cunt who writes short unfunny articles

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 464444)
Somebody's a bit vindictive.

I bet GW wrote it.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 06:53 PM

I hope I one day upset someone with enough free time to write an angry biography about me

SKATERMONKEY Jan 31st, 2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464447)
The length seems about right.

wonders how many times gw has said that in her life

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2007 06:56 PM

You should start banning with a link to that page.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 06:56 PM

Quote:

I hope I one day upset someone with enough free time to write an angry biography about me
I've actually searched for you a few times on Uncyclopedia, but to no avail :<

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 06:59 PM

http://www.elchojin.net/

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 07:01 PM

HORALE

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 07:08 PM


LegoLars Jan 31st, 2007 07:22 PM

don'y you just hate it when your breath smells like sour milk?

Moobs Jan 31st, 2007 07:29 PM

I hate it when my breath smells of crisps because it makes me feel fat and it WONT GO AWAY

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2007 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464471)
Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread

I thought I'd already made that rule? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 07:58 PM

God damnit, Chojin, your stupid Virtual Console videos made me wanna play zelda again, but everything's ESA protected nowadays and I can't download it. :<

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 08:11 PM

I registered for Habbo Hotel because I have no life.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 08:14 PM

So get a Wii and Zelda: LTTP :picklehat

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:14 PM

Never mind, I managed to get it off Romhustler.

It's actually a lot more gay and boring than I remember. I'd even go so far as to say the original kicks the crap out of it but I don't want to offend timrpgland

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 08:16 PM

yes but you could play coh with me

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:18 PM

I don't have the computer for that. Guild Wars, mabye, but only after I get a better video card.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:21 PM

So uh, where the hell am I supposed to be finding that Shasharasharasharasharashula guy

It's been a while since I played this, I pretty much forgot everything :<

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 08:22 PM

also LTTP is awesome are you crazy ;<

plus everything sucks when you play it on an emulator

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:26 PM

I'm sorry, but this game just bores the hell out of me until I get to the dark world. Shitty music, shitty sound effects, shitty dungeons, etc.

The dark world pretty much kicks ass though, especially the awesome theme song :<

sadie Jan 31st, 2007 08:33 PM

chojin, i didn't know you lived in a basement. :O

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 08:56 PM

Holy hell, I just noticed that quick reply has a spellchecker too. This fucking rules

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2007 09:02 PM

Like we're really going to use it.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 09:03 PM

The point is that nobody should have an excuse to misspell anything anymore, and we can viciously mock them even more when they do.

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2007 09:04 PM

Yeah, because that's the funniest shit when you're mocking somebody's spelling.

Cracks my ass up.

Fathom Zero Jan 31st, 2007 09:07 PM

I speel gut.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 09:11 PM

I live in one of a series of basements in a large building. My basement happens to be on the second floor.

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2007 09:11 PM

We almost have 5,000 members guys!

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2007 09:16 PM

Too bad some of the newest ones happen to be pustulent cuntgobs.

sadie Jan 31st, 2007 09:22 PM

yuck @ that.

xbxDaniel Jan 31st, 2007 09:25 PM

It looks like the title system has been changed.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464538)
That bowtie is so cartoony, I love it :<

If GW wasn't a woman, she'd be such a jigafag.

Mockery Jan 31st, 2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464508)
The point is that nobody should have an excuse to misspell anything anymore, and we can viciously mock them even more when they do.

I don't think you could even "viciously mock" somebody who failed at raping you, let alone somebody who spelled something wrong on a message forum.

Goat Cheese Jan 31st, 2007 11:01 PM

Quik reply is the best thing ever.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 11:06 PM

guys you never answered my question about the old guy in LttP

Come on I am stuck here

kahljorn Jan 31st, 2007 11:09 PM

what old guy? I know that game like the back of my shoulders

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 11:14 PM

Hey remember when I posted about my nipple???

It still hurts and it's slightly swollen and red and unless it's a result of babies sucking on it the internet isn't much help at all >:

oh god am i going to die :(

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 11:16 PM

I'm thinking it's some sort of gland thing because the pain is underneath the skin I checked WebMD they're all like "stop breastfeeding when they have teeth" >:

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 464653)
what old guy? I know that game like the back of my shoulders

The Kakariko elder

you know, sashareoausdlghpaosrughoasdaghoijawkijfhala

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2007 11:26 PM

There is no way you are having trouble finding him.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 11:28 PM

I'm at the part where it tells me to go to the house and then his wife is all "I don't know where he is, go look for him" and after that I can't remember what to do.

I tried scouring the village and talking to everyone, but all I got were a couple of bottles and a piece of heart. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOO

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2007 11:29 PM

EDIT: yay, my 1000th post was a mistake!

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2007 11:30 PM

talk to the boy in town

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2007 11:35 PM

uh, there's like five boys

Edit: nevermind fags, I found him myself >:

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 11:38 PM

OK why are you guys talking about boring stuff when you could be giving me helpful nipple advice

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2007 11:39 PM

I think we were confused as to what helps your nipples.

God, that was weird to type.

Terra Jan 31st, 2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 464676)
OK why are you guys talking about boring stuff when you could be giving me helpful nipple advice

haaaay!!!! i get to respond to this because i'm on milhouse's ignore list!!!


HAYMILHOUSEYOUHAVETOBLOWTHEDIOLLUPMORETHENYOUWILLS EETHENIPPLES!!!

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 11:44 PM

I've been feeling it all day :x

Maybe I should see a doctor idk

J. Tithonus Pednaud Feb 1st, 2007 12:10 AM

'Maybe it's a tumor?'

'It iz nut a tuma!'

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:42 AM

AS 7th Force: So, what should I call you, Father Spaz or Guitar Woman? :P
Microwaved Grape: idk
AS 7th Force: How've you been?
Microwaved Grape: meh, you know
Microwaved Grape: same old and whatnot
AS 7th Force: Ah, I see.
Microwaved Grape: so are you still banned
AS 7th Force: No. I just can't remember my password.
Microwaved Grape: oh my god
Microwaved Grape: lol
AS 7th Force: Well, I mean I WAS banned till just a few days prior. I didn't think it would happen, figured I was banned indefinitely, acted like a baby and deleted the textfile where I had my new password in frustration.
AS 7th Force: The Internet Is Serious Business. ;(

can someone send this prick his password :<

Esuohlim Feb 1st, 2007 12:46 AM

Tell him to do it himself >:

http://i-mockery.com/forum/login.php?do=lostpw

jesus

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 12:54 AM

AS 7th Force: You might want to ask chojin if he can retrieve my pass for me ;(
Microwaved Grape: Milhouse backwards says you're a jerk and to do it yourself
AS 7th Force: Why did you ask him?
Microwaved Grape: I didn't, I posted it in the chatroom thread
Microwaved Grape: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...698#post464698
AS 7th Force: No, i'd rather not see that.
AS 7th Force: He has Greg Kinnear in his avatar.
AS 7th Force: And tell him I tried that. :P
AS 7th Force: Damnit why'd I look at that
AS 7th Force: i cant take his lusty stare :o


Seriously guys he is totally missing out on this great new forum

He should at least be able to experience Stan a couple times

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 01:13 AM

I just beat LTTP :picklehat

I normally really loathe gay puzzles and shit but I had a fuck of fun in Ganon's tower just muscling through all of his gay traps :picklehat

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 01:18 AM

ok guys you know how i said i wouldn't be using the ignore function

i lieeeedddddd

sorry courage the cowardly bore :x

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 01:20 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hot_dog

This is probably the best page on wikipedia.

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 01:21 AM

I am likely going to be researching and making a project of this page over the next few days (i've worked on the Coney Island links and this is a natural progression). I have been plagued by slow response time on Wikipedia, which has been driving me crazy. I don't believe regional variations needs its own page, it works where it's at as long as the rest of the stuff comports. The Ketchup debate -- however -- belongs on the discussion page. Jtmichcock

I reintroduced the ketchup debate to the article. "The Ketchup Debate" is not itself a discussion, but rather documentation of a debate that exists in much of the US (no doubt the world's largest consumer of hotdogs). Jtmichcock, please let me know if you disagree (and if so, why). As a sidenote, though, I wouldn't mind seeing the Royko and Dirty Harry bits moved to Wikiquote perhaps. --Nuffle 20:30, 7 October 2005 (UTC)

I previously moved the ketchup on hot dog debate to the Talk page (I notic it's miussing but can obviously be retrieved). While the quotes were amusing, they were discursive from the general topic. It may well be that the debate deserves its own topic, "Ketchup on Hot Dogs," perhaps, with a link under "The Ketchup Debate" header. I'm certain that there are other communities besides Chicago that have opinions on the topic. Jtmichcock 21:47, 16 October 2005 (UTC)

Done. The Ketchup Debate now has its own page Ketchup on Hot Dogs

Thanks! --Nuffle 20:38, 17 October 2005 (UTC)

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 01:25 AM

Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of hot dogs. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers they still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of hot dogs.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with hot dogs. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, hot dogs help to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than hot dogs, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, hot dogs will have their place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

When examined this way it becomes very clear that hot dogs are of great importance. Of course sausage prices cannot sustain this instability for long.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two parts of hot dogs.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon Augstin T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' I argue that his insight into hot dogs provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was hot dogs.

While hot dogs may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To conclude hot dogs are both a need and a want. They collaborate successfully, 'literally' plant seeds for harvest, and never hide.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Sigourney Lopez: 'I demand hot dogs, nothing more nothing less.' Lolocaust 22:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Chojin Feb 1st, 2007 01:28 AM

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Please help improve this article by introducing appropriate citations. (help, get involved!)
This article has been tagged since November 2006.

GUYS, HOT DOGS ARE IN DANGER OF NOT EXISTING

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 01:28 AM

i wish i could ignore entire forums i.e. philosophy board, g. zod board, loveline

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 01:29 AM

or threads i.e. caption the avatar above you thread, any thread c.t.c.d starts, what are you listening to now thread etc

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 01:29 AM

I forgot how great LttP gets after you get the pegasus boots

You're all WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH, as opposed to being SLOW AS FUCK at first, which makes it boring

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 02:06 AM



from wikipedia's RE5 article, as of 1:05 AM on 2/1/07, and no, i did not make that edit

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:07 AM

The fuck is william coen

noob3 Feb 1st, 2007 02:08 AM

steven colbert lol :lol

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464733)
The fuck is william coen

Billy Coen from RE0. Whoever added that section must be autistic or something.

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 02:13 AM

Careful, dickhead, those are my PEEPS you're talking about.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 02:39 AM

cowabunga dudes

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 03:06 AM

whoops, guess who else is ignored

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 03:07 AM

who ?

executioneer Feb 1st, 2007 04:50 AM

i'm sorry, you'll have to speak up since i can't hear you thru all this ignore function

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 04:55 AM

SO IF I SPEAK UP, YOU CAN HEAR ME? AWESOME!

GADZOOKS Feb 1st, 2007 05:36 AM

SKATERMONKEY This message is hidden because SKATERMONKEY is on your ignore list.

I LOVE IT

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 05:41 AM

fully sick mate!

sadie Feb 1st, 2007 07:58 AM

i never knew people were so passionate about hot dogs.

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464739)
Careful, dickhead, those are my PEEPS you're talking about.

RE players or autistic people? :/ :fartin

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:01 AM

FUCK THIS BROKEN ASS EDITING SHIT

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:20 AM

Autistics :<

Also, I daresay skatermonkey holds the current record for most ignored person on the forums. Congratulations, jerk

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:34 AM

im not at your level yet baby

Yggdrasill Feb 1st, 2007 11:35 AM

yourmammaspantys@imabadlittleboy.com

lol

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:35 AM

I think we should make a thread where we all post our ignore lists, it would be hilarious

Yggdrasill Feb 1st, 2007 11:36 AM

your funny sk8termunkey

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:37 AM

I daresay gw caught wind of the startling revelations thread and my addition to it

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464853)
I think we should make a thread where we all post our ignore lists, it would be hilarious

there already is one silly

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:42 AM

speaking of RE I now own the REmake and RE 2, 3, and 4 all on the GC :picklehat

I just need Zero and Code Veronica X and I'll be in business

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:44 AM

But don't Zero and Code Veronica X both suck like all hell? 'Cuz that's what I heard.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:44 AM

re4 rocks

Guitar Woman Feb 1st, 2007 11:46 AM

Christ idiot welcome to two fucking years ago jesus

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464862)
But don't Zero and Code Veronica X both suck like all hell? 'Cuz that's what I heard.

I actually really enjoyed Zero. It stayed pretty true to the formula of the first three and the characters were pretty likable. I don't recall there being much in the way of scares, but in terms of fun it was pretty good.

I haven't played C:VX and I heard it was kind of crappy (probably because it was originally released for the f*cking dreamcast) but I do want it just for the sake of having it.

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:48 AM

cool, tony hawks underground just came out

Yggdrasill Feb 1st, 2007 11:48 AM

I got sex for buying someone RE4

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 464865)
Christ idiot welcome to two fucking years ago jesus

good point emulator man awesome

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:50 AM

RE3 on easy mode is really, really easy. :( I've opted to go through the game using nothing but the shotgun and handgun and occasionally the grenade launcher if things get

messy

Yggdrasill Feb 1st, 2007 11:51 AM

MOTHERFUCKERS I BONED SOMEONE BECAUSE OF VIDEOGAMES WHO ELSE?!

Emu Feb 1st, 2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SKATERMONKEY (Post 464869)
good point emulator man awesome

if you're referring to me i didn't say that

SKATERMONKEY Feb 1st, 2007 11:52 AM

i wasnt


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