I'm gonna start calling you all by your first names. I AGREE WITH DYLAN.

JARVIS IS WEIRD

By inverse logic you have to now call Willie by his screenname. :eek

No, I'm just gonna pretend we're old high school buddies and call him Mobbs.

'Sup MOBBS?!

man its like amber is posting again :eek

too bad chuck got banned he'd really appreciate ti

Yeah, I REALLY MISS CHUCK, SEAN AND AMBER! Did I ever tell you about the time where the 3 of us, and Eric and Emily all met up? IT WAS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

thats a lot of exclamation marks :eek

I'll be more than happy to come and cough on you in order to prove the point.

YES I do realize

You can cough on my cock.

Tadao you mean the bird, right?

I think he means his

Someone needs to specify, because I was about to cough into his badminton set.

I saw a Lotus yesterday, in my hick town of all places.

Do you mean the flower or the car James Bond used to drive?

Neither, it's just a car.

I just refreshed the book I'm reading incase the author updated the chapter since I last tried to get through it.

Damn you forums for destroying my mind.

I was actually disappointed when I saw no corrections, but as he's been dead for 127 years I think I would have been terrafied if there had been any.

Terrafied is much worse than being terrified, trust me.

Also, it occurs to me that I'm reading a translation, but Wikipaedia assures me she is dead too.

what language it was originally?, cause it sounds terrific or should i say terrafic

Do you guys paying your taxes? i read that Wesley Snipes is going to jail for 3 years because of tax evasion, so that's means no more Blade movies for a while, that's terrafied, i like Blade, why do they doing him something like that? is because is a niggga?

I just got an email from an earthquake guy somewhere whom I had to send some data sheets. It took me a while to figure out whether "Antelope users" was some kind of industry lingo referring to their database software or if he had invented it as a disparaging term for people who live in Alaska. The context actually implied the latter.

yeah, it's because he's black.

or maybe because he didn't pay taxes for 3 years, duh!

I guess you could say he owes three years in "Black Taxes"
(OH YEAH! HELL YEAH! NOTHING BUT YEAH!!)

i think it's also partly because of the amount he owed, which was something like 2.5 million

Say hello to Bubba for me

Oh, wait a minute... he's going to jail for 3 years? Just for 2.5 million?
That sounds pretty harsh. I'm sure the feds didn't pull that shit on Willie Nelson.

No. He owed a lot more. I read that he brought three checks, each for 5mil. to court with him.

Difference is, people will cause trouble if Willie goes to jail, no one gives a shit about Snipes.

Russian.

Yes, I am always at the paying of my taxes.

Vets only forum. You know, just to show everyone how much such a place would suck. >:

I've eaten twelve burgers in the past forty hours.

Not just a liar, but a dirty liar. For your opinion, you are a dirty liar. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

GODDAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY LIAR!

Hey Guys! Have you seen 1Cup5Girls3Guys1Cat?

I bet you can also point out every subtle intricacy of a Dynasty Warriors title, you massive cunt.

So today I posted in the chat room thread.

You're goddamn right they can't.

Fathom how was posting in the chat room thread for you today?

It was posting in the chat room today.

What are ten things you like and hate about the chat room thread?

I'd post mine but I'm waiting for the I-Mock blog feature :crossedfingers

Was that the sequel to "Three Men and a Baby"?

i like phoenix gamma because he has a good avatar and agrees with me.

this is the basis for all lasting internet relationships.

right, gw?

I like Phoenix Gamma because he played Mischief Makers, and is a generally not unlikable dude!

I like Phoenix Gamma because in spite of falling dangerously close to using some 4chan memes, he's not a faggot.

after adding a ton of people from high school who i haven't seen since high school to my facebook, my personal stats are as follows

#1 Best scientist
#5 most famous
#5 most desired
#7 most enviable
#9 smartest
#10 sexiest
#11 best singer
#11 most fashionable
#11 funniest
#12 person who can drink the most

I hypothesize that all of them are jerks :tear

I once bumped into someone from high school (and other adventures).... the woman told me i looked no different. All i could think was "But i have a leather jacket now!!! I never had one in high school!"

It was early in the morning , though.

i have embraced my newfound love of science in avatar form

THREE

TWO

ONE

ONE AND A HALF

BLAST OFF

maybe instead of 3... 2... 1... 1 and a half, you should go with "3,2,1, 0.5"

i'm sorry, i just got not only your joke but something a babysitter told me told me when i was 6.

and here i was about to suggest the Metric System

one a half is funny because it's something a kid would say

take it from me, i am the two-time hilarity champion

it is also a bit of an inside joke with other page brakkers because I missed the page break at first and had to edit it in

Bill Nye or Beakman? who's better

i disagree with the avatar bit >: i tend to skip reading his posts because of it, i should probably just get it over with and put him on ignore already

This has come up before.

:x

>:

So has the emoticon posse disbanded? I haven't seen GADZOOKS and Sam in a while :Eek

Make my avatar an emote (:cat :cool :shades or :sailing)

:gay

Ahaahaha take that

you do it >:

whats been up in here guys? i've been tryin to get my laptop setup the last few days and forgot this place existed :x

:eum

..

i watched the movie thinking "MAYBE IT'LL BE FUNNIER IF I GET THE BACKSTORY," but it wasn't >:

I thought the bonus features to "The Aristocrats" was funnier than the movie. The movie just reminded me of how me and my friends would talk to each other when we were teenagers.

I Dont Like Mondays
 

I was watching the movie "I'm not there", a strange movie about Bob Dylan so i decided to make my own lyric for a song if i were Bob Dylan too, maybe this is for the Art Shit place, i will gonna post some poems there too :), so here's my thing:

Is the name of a song, her name is sweet
she sweet like weed
she come over to my rescue
in moments i get through

She's my girl, her name is Pearl

freeking me away now and then
but while i lay on bed
strange dreams in my head
let's get the night away

our parents're upset
she sadly cries while i pray
but lord didn't care
cause he was busy somewhere else

oh wish i could snork some
just to enjoy a little bit my own
but i follow the footsteps of the Lord
"he" ain't wrong, "he" ain't wrong

what? ;__;;

I've been craving a cigarette all day even though I think they're really disgusting

is this how everyone's addiction starts out ;_;

Yes. Welcome to a disgusting habit!

i'ts unplesant at first but it ends up likeing you

I'd wish my mouth were be a GW's cigarette

She certainly is a looker

the only way to describe it would be a really subtle itching in my tounge, and something else is telling me that the only way to get rid of it is with rough, low quality tobacco smoke.

Would the subtle itching go away if I were to tell you that smoking causes in some cases oh I don't know SEIZURES :eek

yes :tear

This lady sat right in front of me at my first Cleveland Indians game!


This is me with a funny guy that bangs on his drum during the Indians games! His name's John Adams and he's been to every game since 1972!

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Phoenix+Gamma

X-Variable Y-Variable is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-Variable

Blech.

that's

not a bad blog, actually!

I'd like to say I didn't expect that. Why don't you, Chojin, and this guy meet up?

Say, like about twenty-five feet off of the edge of a cliff.

I think you're just jealous, kid

Of your big internet posse? You know, it just warms my heart knowing that none of you are likely to shake each other's hand.

of my manly good looks

Of your massive schnozz, you damn Jew.

low blow, man.

That's your fate as a deadman.

Was that the last time he got new glasses too? :x

Speaking of low blows, HOW'S THAT COUSIN OF YOURS?!?!?!

I don't care if he's 15.

what?

All I need is a cursor to manipulate and drag that schnoz around like on Mario 64.

Haha that is hideous :x

Damn! That pic scared me for a couple seconds, GW.

i like PG

The day that becomes the facial model for Mario is the day I stop playing video games.

I always get the urge to post "POLITICS :rolleyes" in a thread in the politcal forum :(

It's serious business over there.