Pete? :confused

peter or dick

your peter bra

or if my last name had been longwanger or something

Oh and he does! :despair

How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

At least it cleared up. :)

the beardliness helps, i think :(

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

Restrooms.

Damn America, learn to say :loo

everyone always stares at my penis there

I had the opposite situation. :eek

that's why i always use the stall

He's that crazy. :eek

You are, baby. :love

Much like your attempts at cooking.

ohhhh she got served

And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

ass size lol?


:|

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

NO

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

Having a stammer is terrible. :(

Not counting AChimp, of couse.

& vice versa

It's nothing serious, he didn't update his facebook.

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

i thought you loved me babeh

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

That's how I show it

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Peter is a word for dick that never occurs to me.

Must be a cultural thing.

Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

:domo

you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

Peter Longwanger neverstood a chance.

At least he found love with Virginia Bushgarden.

A good beard forgives a multitude of sins.

Not the sin of having a beard though. :(

sinbeard the sailor lol

Stare into their eyes while pissing, you're the Alpha Male.

Much like her attempts at cooking.

It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

Served but not eaten. :x

man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen

OH SNAP

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

...walk in on...


:blah

YES, thus prompting the :(

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

Yours & mine, buddy.

& sometimes Seth's.

I-Mockery Suicide Club

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

i'm JACKED IN, man

I just saw seth's sig above something I just posted. I dare not scroll up. :chatter

I sure do. :(

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

:( :(

That's how people express love in the real world, Kid.

Or at least how I've decided to interpret it.

If you assume everyone actually means to be saying something nice, then you get to do what you want and act surprised when they leave you.

I told you, Missy. Issues.

And by 'issues' I mean more buckets of crazy than you can count. :eek

That's nicer, right?

:rolleyes

It's so nice when we get along

Like those two things are related.

If you get up in the morning, then you can shut up about being depressed. >:

We should holiday together

I love you. :)

Because I do hate saying 'Fond regard'. :(

A friend of mine was interviewed by the FBI recently because she bought items that could be used in the creation of a bomb while wearing a Che Guevara Tee.

We then spent a couple of hours discussing easy ways to avoid being detected again, which I'm sure would amuse her case agent when he reviews the transcripts.

I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

He would have trousers that would really need a wash. :x

How often does that happen?

Misogyny is a fartin thing. :fine

only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

Strike that & reverse it. :wonka

Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

Well okay then

I KNOW! I was all "those must be some posh fucking horses." :eek

art imitating life :(

Eww, beastial furries. :x

Sure is, cracker.

I considered saving it just now but I'm afraid that starting something like that involves selling my soul

they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

Oh. Broke up from their copulation.

Not broke up their relationship.

eww. :x

Goddamn posh horses. >:

Living better than people. :(

No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

Complaining - Good

Joining in - :puke

What about off? :wank

Yeah, I'm so creepy. I pay attention when I get told stuff. :blah

It's the original research that does it, you telling me is normal people stuff.

what are your silly reasons, please