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Finland, remember? >:
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Can we just expose DWP/ZBF instead?
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Wrong :lol
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That would be worse for you if I am wrong.
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Awesome book :educated
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Awesome, let's set a date. |
Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!
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is a one earred bunny the same thing as a vagina?
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I see you have never played the "Kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead" game before. Let me just pull one of my pockets inside out and undo my zipper for you. That's it Kahl, don't be afraid.
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I have honestly never heard someone refer to their member/whatever the hell you are talking about as a "one eared rabbit". Does this have anything to do with your avatar?
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I've tested all animals on countless 12yo girls. Bunny gets the most "YES!" answers.
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:x
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It's a rare disorder.
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Do you mind if I use that phrase as a sig?
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:lol
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Pacman, look at your cheeks dude, your bleaching uneven. You'll never get a loan if you can't hide how dark you really are.
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That was after I got the loan, but before my minority scholarships had been approved.
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You and Tadao are lucky that I'm only racist against white people
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But you still hate me as a person, though, right?
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It's got dandruff.
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I need bare tit pics to entice me. I won't share, you can trust me.
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Hey, I want in on that too. :(
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I can share. I want the left one! I shall call it Linda.
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Tadao your back! How was the meth binge?
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Dude! I wrecked the car and had to run down the highway from the cops!
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CIG FTW
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Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program. |
I don't do things to please you. I do them because I am compelled.
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Compelled to gay up shit.
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I might though, if you play your cards right.
Yeah, that too. |
Might what? Not be so gay? I don't think you can.
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Joats mom could compell him to not be so gay.
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Would you like to find out?
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I think somebody wants a red "X" over their avatar.
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YOU'RE GAY YOU GAY GAYING GAY LOVING GAYGAY!
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I've come to terms with that.
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HELP!
HELP! I'M BEING GAYED AT! |
Like you're not used to it.
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Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?
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Don't talk about Linda like that! I think I love her :(
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Oh.... it does mean pretty.
You pulled it out of your ass, but hey Linda IS the nicer of the two. |
I figured you were right handed.
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You want to stick Linda in his ass? :confused
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He is a soft, pudgy whiteboy with a probably made-up disorder that is still a pretty good codeword for never getting laid. ... Plus, like I didn't even bother learning your username for the first few months, and stuff. :( |
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I've been checking the news for stories about some crackhead fleeing the scene of a crash, but nothing yet :/
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Happy Birthday, Esuohlim. :)
Could you go buy me some alcohol? :eek |
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You two just make sure that you don't cross the shafts.
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a dude showed me his penis the other day, and that shi* was gross.
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Milhouse already spent his money on gambling and hookers.
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HEY MILHOUSE BACKWARDS I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HOW DOES IT FEEL TO FINALLY HIT PUBERTY? >:
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Happy birthday Milhouse!!
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Happy Birthday Milhouse. Don't think for a second though that I don't hate you anymore.
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Happy birthday milhose :rolleyes
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My birthday is tomorrow guys, Pub is like 16 hours ahead :(
And I don't care much for these snide comments so thank you CiG and nobody else! |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILMOUSE!
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Mappy herthbay Billthemouse
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http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10229
I should just start gathering info on this guy now. |
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Haha he's a homo
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That's one bad dude!
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Is he a bad enough dude to save the president?
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happy birthday jixby phillips
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belated, anyways
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I hope you said that somewhere he'd see it as well as here. :(
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MM what's with all these cat gifs
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what indeed
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I AGREE
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So I've been stalking Kahljorn's geocities pictures. :(
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Did you find the ones of his wang? :eek
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no didn't find that one.
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What about him in the cocktail dress and heels?
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Thank god no, put I did find the half shirt and levi skirt.
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No stalking is necessary to see that one
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I have no idea what you space aliens are talking about, yet I'm strangely comfortable with that.
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Why do I feel like I won't get a free dinner for 2 at Chili's for answering this correctly?
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marcy d'arcy was a politician?
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OH SHIT! Good call!
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You know the recession is hitting hard when even Internet scams are giving away shit prizes.
This time last year you'd at least get an I-Pod. Or not. |
The calendar reliably informs me that it is now Milhouse's birthday.
Milhouse, as your senior in both age and wisdom I offer you the gift of knowledge for your birthday. Ask me anything and I'll tell you the answer! |
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