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I screwed up. I got INTJ. :goth

Close.

Motor Homes.

:fistbump

Totally broken test. :x

God damn :x

Do diplomas sometimes get called degrees? :confused

When did we stop hating anime around here? :confused

I miss being self-diluted. Sobriety is no fun. I was deluded to think it would be. :grammarnazisnevergetlaid

ISTJ

Sorry, Shy. You're not in the cool gang. :picklehat

No hard feelings. I'm too cool for school anyways.

:buttslap

I just watched a Pedigree dog food commercial and realize they eat healthier than I do 5 out of 7 days a week.

Oh man, my shrink should have told me that my brain medicines make it hard to enjoy being stoned.

I think I'm gonna go into carpentry.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID ONCE, THEN THEY KILLED HIM :(

That's because he wasn't a very GOOD carpenter.

it's 96 hours of class at the vocational school, though. :\ That's 96 hours I could spend on video games.

Holy shitballs

http://www.youtube.com/user/Markorepairs

FZ, do you have career ADD?

i was reading in the thread backups and willie said something about applesauce cake, and i was like whaaaaat that sounds awesome. so i just went to the store and now i'm making it. BETTER BE AWESOME WILLIE. :(

also, willie, post moree again and stop disappearing all the time :(

Who will help you eat it? <3

FZ, welding lessons too. The power to melt metal, with heat vision ^.^

i wanted to do metallurgy, too. :(

I want to do everything, it's not fair. I WANT TO MASTER EVERYTHING.

carpentry and welding go hand in hand, and welding goes with mechanical engineering, you can make lots of things, like a hotrod for your girlfriend, a robot, or a robot girlfriend. <3

If he builds a robot girlfriend does he get to load it with your consciousness, Wiffs?

:pagebrak

The technology for cerebral digitalization is still far off. Most of todays robots are mere animatronic puppets with limited versatility. >_>

A city near where I live has a bigass welding college. There are big sculptures everywhere.

:D

Yeah, there isn't much else for welders to do after all the factories are closed. Might as well make art.

regardless of our area being economically fucked, the welders seem to do all right. The college is thriving.

"I call this sculpture "I can't even afford to eat cat food"."

Shipbuilding, automotive, railways, construction, aviation too many areas to where welding is useful ^.^

So long as there's people, stuff's gonna need to get built.

Yeah, in China and Mexico.

I always wanted to go to live en Mexico.

Have faith in thy economy, creatures of capitalism. For thy shalt be blessed by our lord Mammon. ^.^

Yeah, I've given my countrymen the benefit of the doubt from 1986-2000. I'm all out of faith.

Welding is typically required in trades such as plumbing and carpentry. So far they haven't started building houses in China and Mexico and shipping them over (well, not here anyway, maybe they do in the US), so there is going to be a need for welders since house building should be happening all year round.

Unless things are really fucked.

Welding is popular at the community college here in eastern Canada, and after graduation alot head out to western Canada (BC and Alberta)

If I go to the art school here, I could totally take that welding for non-welders course and write it off on my taxes.

Why didn't anyone tell me the song "Modern Guilt" was good?

beck? and i used to know this chiq that welded intricate metal sculptures and furniture. pieces looked evil, my ex had a headboard made by her that looked like victorian vampire/goth shit.

sure, let's go with that.

sry i've been trying and mostly failing to not be buried in despair since comicon :( I DONT HOLD MUCH HOPE OF IMPROVEMENT ANYTIME SOON

I think we're all forgetting the most important thing about welding and that's the one chick from Jaws: The Revenge.

there's this one place in town that makes custom rod iron shit for like your doors and windows and such and it looks really bad ass on a house :O

plus it sells for a shitload to rich douchebags in town :O but that was before the foreclosures started hitting :O

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Yeah, When they die.

Its even worse if you younger brother is a lost cause, then you get it twice as bad, we have one son and they want MORE.

Tell them you're gay and they'll leave you alone.

IT WORKED FOR ME lol

Do people not know how to describe something as a "trainwreck" anymore? The adjective is supposed to be used to describe the captivating nature of the wreck itself (as in, "I can't look away"), not the wreck itself.

This peeve comes from a recent facebook status where someone wrote "Wow, what a trainwreck, I can't even watch"

AKA pot that paralyzes you.

hell yes

A trainwreck is also when someone is deejaying and not mixing songs together correctly, so there are already multiple meanings. It's a bit picky to want people to only use your preferred definition :posh

This topic is a trainwreck

Searching for i-mockery in google brings up the ED article on it and Schimid's goofy face makes me laugh every time.

SUPER MEAT BOY TOMORROW, TOO

I always figured that the term 'train wreck' was something horrible that you didn't want to look at, and a 'car crash' was something that you couldn't look away from.

I don't know, trains don't usually run through busy suburban areas full of people that like to stare and point fingers.

But I'll take what MLE said, too.

I always thought that "train wreck" and "clusterfuck" were fairly close in meaning, but I could be (probably am) wrong.

A train wreck is a disaster of epic proportions or a complete failure. Like when you have a pregnant bum begging for a burger at White Castle that tries to guilt you by sayin things like, "I gotta feed my baby. Let me have one of your burgers."

A cluster fuck is just an unorganized mess. Too many chiefs, not enough indians. Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Hope this settles s*it

*When a train crashes

"oh its just a derailment hun"

*When a bum is passed out in front of the liquor store

"what a trainwreck of a man"

A bum is a trainwreck because they drink Night Train. Zing!

chk chk chk chk

oh no tom bosley

Hate people who use the term fender bender unless they have fender damage.

My dog just shit out a pair of knee highs. I was charmed that she thought to eat the set.

Hehehehe did RoG change the thread title?

Willie was on earlier, so it could have been him. Looks like it was RoG, though.

Sexy avatar MLE :wank

Thanks :> I'm trying to figure out what to change my sig to. I just found a bunch of old sigs/avatars I made for myself and others.

You mean having a PEDOPHILIA DISCUSSION THREAD is a bad image for i-mock newcomers??

Or it's the first thing that shows up in google :eek

Hahaha, that's turrble

booooooooo teleiophilia :(

where's our suspected witch list? i nominate grislygus

huh? I see Gus more as a witch hunter. He would look perfect in witch hunter clothes.

I JUST SEE WITCH HUNTER ROBINS OUTFIT WITH ALFRED HIUTCHCOCK'S FACE ABOVE IT

:lol

I see gus and his whole family as witches. The gus family should come back.

shit, I didn't see that yours was a zombie too. Let me figure out something else to make mine.

yes it were me i didnt want passers by to see the thread title when i had IE minimized @ work ;_;

Hahahahahaha - You can have yours as a zonbi as well if you want :> I like it!

we can be a zombie avatar army

I should be Tommy Wiseau this year. I wonder if anyone would get it.

Or maybe I'll get a president mask. Reagan, I think.

who is the jerk that made me think !!!! was here

ill just take that picture of my face when everybody thought i looked all emaciated and that can be my zombie avatar

This deserves some :lol

LOL MILHOUSE, I POKED YOU

I just had an idea. I'm going to splash Ivory dish soap over my pumpkin and it can be an Ichi the Killer Jack o Lantern.

eeeeeeew you sick creep

YEAH THAT WAS AWKWARD :(

I knew it would be. It's just coz you won't let people post on yer wall thingie

He's scarded.

I've started an account on http://www.marktheday.com/

Hopefully it works in a way I want it to. I want to set up reminders to change water filters and clean under the fridge, spay bug spray around the perimeter. Stuff like that.

I've been instructed to have children so my parents get to name them. There was too many things wrong with that idea for me to disagree.