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Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 03:36 PM

Dude...
 

Shrubfest Oct 31st, 2008 03:41 PM

Wow.


I feel soiled.

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 03:48 PM

I don't even know what to say, I just had to share that.

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 03:54 PM

I accidentally burned my girls clit once. She said that I couldn't find it, so I had a look with my lighter and her pubes caught fire. Now we can't have sex without lighting her cunt hair on fire :(

Shrubfest Oct 31st, 2008 03:56 PM

That's a beautiful story Tadao.

Please, tell us more....

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 04:10 PM

Nothing really left to say about it :( Sex is stinky

Zomboid Oct 31st, 2008 05:16 PM

That's pretty old. I remember reading the replies and the original poster came back and eventually admitted that it was a joke. Unless I read something remarkably similar.

ZeldaQueen Oct 31st, 2008 05:30 PM

That'd better be a joke! Ugh... :x:hypno

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 05:51 PM

I'm hoping it'd be a joke, but I liked it none the less.

DevilWearsPrada Oct 31st, 2008 09:18 PM

rape?

DevilWearsPrada Oct 31st, 2008 09:21 PM

I've seen this elsewhere, but why butter? :x

VaporTrailx1 Nov 11th, 2008 09:31 PM

why not go for something more standard that's ready off the shelf? like honey or Hershey's syrup?

Guitar Woman Nov 11th, 2008 09:49 PM

HEY BABY DO IT WITH ME AND YOU COULD WIN A COPY OF DIDDY KONG RACING :picklehat


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