ENCOURAGE ME TO KILL MYSELF
 

This way if I ever actually do it Ya'll can maybe get some very very minor news time if I put this board in a note or something.

Any encouragment will suffice as long as its both cruel and semi-realistic. Methods of termination, reasons to discontinue life, and just insults to my pride are all excellent additions to this thread o mine.

I will start thigns off here:

I should die.

but you're 13 weeks and 3 days pregnant

live and let die

or something

and if you dont kill yourself, minorities or terrorists will

You post like you are dead already.

Is this a joke???? >:

another boring "Ooh, look at me" thread.....

Can a character actuallly die?

No, they just get unfunnier

you smell

your sprite jumps 4 pixels or so to the left and a little down in the middle of it's loop

no. bubba. no.

Method of excution is always a tricky question. I don't know whether it depends on personality or pain threshold. I'd start with that.

THREAD ABORT

This is great guys. keep it coming. Maybe try to diversify your comments though and expand beyond the failure of my humor or posting quality and into the deeper, more depressing notion that I would give fuck? Or call me ugly? Cmon.

you dont have the GUGTS

Awesome :love

I bet you wont even do it right :lol

Help a brother out? :(

Real men don't need encouragement to kill themselves >:

Damn straight.

You should kill yourself out of shame for the fact that I had sex with your mom, despite the fact that she's fat and ugly.

I just watched THE MATRIX and I think that it would be really awesome to kill yourself because of I watched it. Seriously guns are cool and i think you should kill yourself that way like in the MATRIX, and THE CATCHER IN THE RYE or whatever that fag book is and Marylin manson. Both of those things have people killing themselves in it and i think thats cool.

Remember: slice vertical, not horizontal.

Its only now that it has dawned on me that Bubba is in fact not a bloke.

Even hookers won't have sex with you.