Fight Club game
 

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http://vugames.com/product.do?gamePlatformId=787

MOTHER OF GOD!! How could they!? That looks like fucking tekken! Why the fuck do they have to rape a perfectly good movie? >:

Ah, ENERGY BARS?? Can't they think of a fighting game that is realistic and "gritty" WITHOUT some fucking energy bars that tell me when my enemy is going to die with a jab in the toe?

Fuck you guys. I'm looking forward to this game, because it means you get to play as Bob with bitch tits. I hope his jiggling physics rival the DOA girls.

Goddamnit. The movie wasn't even really about fighting.

Who the fuck is jack?

Jack is an exploded appendix.

I thought he was a nipple >:

Oh that was Mary :(

So if you beat the other guy....do you defeat yourself then? Geez, what thought went into this??

I wonder what Fincher thinks of the whole deal.

it's a book, jackoff >:

no its not.

what button do I press to fuck Helena Bonham-Carter :(

You have to get past Vega, Balrog and Tim Burton.

Aren't they a little late with this?

are you retarded?

It's both.......or not since the game probably has nothing to do with the plot at all. Oh, who cares??

This is worst then when Cockroach went to Dance-Mania without Theo :(




MAHHHHHHHDDD MEEELLLLVIN

And Felicia Rashad just started nodding and being the All-Knowing Black Bitch Of No Soul.

fight club isn't a good movie :rolleyes

-willie

While the film style used is a bit too music video (but oddly effective given the material), the script is a bit more literate than most popular movies made today: the whole 'being owned by your possessions is pure Thoreau. How many movies can you name off hand made post-1990 that use the philosophy of an author instead of just ripping off their name and gluing it to a bastardization of their work?

Super Mario Bros. the movie :rolleyes

-willie