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cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 06:21 PM

DO YOU ALSO ENSLAVE

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 06:21 PM

IM GOIN FOR 2000

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 06:30 PM

...pages

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 07:12 PM

HAY GUYS I'M ZINGER

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 07:15 PM

:rave

:fu

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2007 07:25 PM

Hey Lenor seriously no one uses the Wang emoticon so cut it out

FartinMowler Feb 28th, 2007 07:27 PM

I know I have never used it :\

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 07:31 PM

Sorry guys, I was trying to start a 'New Trend'.

:/

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 07:40 PM

I like Zinger more than at least five people around here.

Moobs Feb 28th, 2007 07:50 PM

He gets my vote out of the sudden swarm of forum virgins because he is english

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 08:30 PM

Since when are you english Moobs you faker?

Moobs Feb 28th, 2007 08:46 PM

uhh since forever i live like a couple of miles away from you remember?

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 08:59 PM

These are lies, where do you live!

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:01 PM

He lives in Liverpool!

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:03 PM

He lives in Winchestertonshire. :lol

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:03 PM

That's like the other side of the country you northern bastard.

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 09:04 PM

i am eating chicken and my dog wants it so bad she is shaking.
Quote:

He gets my vote out of the sudden swarm of forum virgins because he is english
i suck because i'm american :( i'm not fat though which is the stereotype i guess.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:06 PM

but I like Arsenal better. I mean Liverpool is 1 position ahead of Arsenal, but really, Arsenal has Henry and Van Persie. Resistance is futile. I hate Chelsea though, wankers through and through. Even though they are doing well :(

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:08 PM

What the hell are you talking about?

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:09 PM

double :(

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:09 PM

oh yea and FUCK Manchester United, who fuckin likes Man U? Really?

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:09 PM

WHAT? AMERICANS ARE NOT FAT?

Lies.

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:10 PM

Hehehe. I'm a fairly skinny guy.

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 09:11 PM

I am telling the truth! Not all French people wear berets too! I was shocked when I found out!

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:14 PM

I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio. My ancestry moved there a very long time ago because it reminded them of the Rhineland.

I miss being there, I especially miss the cold.

I don't recall any of my family being from England or Britain or the U.K. or whatever the hell you call it, but I think some of my father's family came from Wales, (which is pretty close there I noticed when I last saw a map.)

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:15 PM

I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself. :posh

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:18 PM

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:18 PM

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:19 PM

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

noob3 Feb 28th, 2007 09:19 PM

i'm part french

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 09:22 PM

West Virginian

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 476485)
i'm part french

which part?

:lol:lol:lol I slay myself. :lol

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 476483)
Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french :(. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...



MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 476494)
pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:26 PM

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:29 PM

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger (Post 476496)
It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

Zinger Feb 28th, 2007 09:31 PM

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

Grislygus Feb 28th, 2007 09:33 PM

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 09:33 PM

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:34 PM

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

The "dark beer" is Guiness, FYI.
Guiness is grisly, gus. We have plenty of dark ales which are much nicer.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:37 PM

For some reason, I don't think convicts really listen to Akon.

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:38 PM


I SEE YOU WIN'N N GRIN'N UP ON DAT POLEEEEEE

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 09:40 PM

s'my boi

MattJack Feb 28th, 2007 09:44 PM


I WUNNA F*CK YOU

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 09:49 PM



Hey, Bubba...

Fathom Zero Feb 28th, 2007 10:15 PM















"Fun for the entire family!" - Siskel and Ebert

"How old am I?" - Leonard Maltin



"Offishally endors-ed by KFC and Reeeeeed Kool-Aid."

I am sooo renting this.

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 10:44 PM

This girl stabbed her dad with a crack-pipe, because he woud'nt buy her more crack.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2007 11:40 PM


liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 11:52 PM

that reminded me of that movie in too deep where ll cool jayy is tha boss of a gang oh man i liked that movie

Fathom Zero Mar 1st, 2007 12:04 AM


cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 01:25 AM

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7968/diversitytp0.gif

Diversity in the workplace.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:17 AM

sevenforce get in here :o

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 02:21 AM

yeah ok you fucking racist piece of shit

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 02:21 AM

:lol too late

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:21 AM

don't be so fragile, bby

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 02:22 AM

i guess im not so quick on the draw tonight

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 02:23 AM

yeah whatever man you want me here

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:23 AM

yeahh, i've got the house to myself but nothing to do ;_;

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:23 AM

yeah ur alright 8)

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:25 AM

it's naked time for you if the house is empty!

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 02:26 AM

yeah so im gonna chase away the two new female board members

i need to keep the quota intact

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:26 AM

i dont like gettin naked unless someones hurr to join in :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:27 AM

yeah w/e 7f

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:27 AM

im listenin to eisley :D

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:28 AM

oh wait not anymore now its that song that goes

YOU'RE UNBELIEVEAABBBLE
DU DUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU DU DUD DUD UDUD UDUDU DUD DU

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:30 AM

aw i like eisley i was listening to 'marvelous things' a few minutes ago.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:30 AM


BEATIN THA TRUNK,
TURNIN BUILDINS INTO CONFETTI

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:30 AM

i was listenin to viintage people :]

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:32 AM

Now I'm listening to The Beach Boys because I am SOOOO hardcore.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:34 AM

hey now i was just listenin to WOULDN'T IT BE NICE :x

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:35 AM

OMG THAT IS WHAT I WAS LISTENING TOOOOOOO!

TWINS!

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:35 AM

MAYBE :eek

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:36 AM

now im listenin to cry me a river :lol

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:37 AM

justin timberlake? that's so savage. i'm listening to the ramones because i'm soooo punk rock.

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:38 AM


I SEE YOU LOOKN AT ME AND YOU ALREADYYY KNOWWWWWWWW

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:39 AM

Omg those shirts are soo hawwwwt.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:39 AM



THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY IM HOT

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:41 AM

the background he is standing in front of is hypnotizing.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:42 AM

nahh thats just tha effect he has on women :x

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:44 AM

could be.

be still my throbbing loins.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:49 AM

eww gross

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:51 AM

sorry...too graphic?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:54 AM

im throbbing too :x

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:55 AM

Do you already know?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:56 AM

huhhh?

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:56 AM

THROBBING PARTY! woo someone get the red plastic cups!

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 476666)
huhhh?

I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)
YOU ALREADY KNOW
I WUNNNNNA F*CK YOU (FUCK YOU)

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 02:58 AM

oh no, i've said too much!

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 02:59 AM

This is getting hot, someone pull the fire alarm thingy and make the sprinklers go off.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:59 AM

oh i like that song :D

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:59 AM

only if ur wearing white ;D

cestkathryn Mar 1st, 2007 03:00 AM

not at the moment but i'm wearing spongebob boxers and my bra. OH AN SHEEP SLIPPERS

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:01 AM

We should all wear some wife beater and listen to Akon while them fire sprinklers are going off.

I WUNNNNNNNAAA FUCK YOU

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 03:01 AM

and wife beaters too!

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 03:02 AM

im wearing pjs and a wife beater 8)


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