Yeahhhh mannnnn.
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With my ex fiance so around...2003'ish.
Missionary but I put my head down into the bed while on top. A few minutes later I arced back up and she burst out laughing....which wasn't what I was expecting. She tried turning away for a few minutes but then I finally asked her what her deal was. She informed me the condom wrapper got stuck to my forehead. |
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does a midget gang bang equal a threesome?
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Depends on how many midgets you use
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am i the only dude on here who is a fan of hardcore cuddling?
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I used to like it, but now it bothers my back if I stay in the same position.
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Tadao, do you creak whilst humping?
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I moan a lot, girls think I'm enjoying myself :(
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in all reality my back doesn't get mad until the next day, good thing my girl likes to ride me like I'm a sex toy. Also, yet another girl who says I have a magic cock. I'm going to have to start believing it.
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When I first started out I used to talk in a normal fashion during sex. I'd say stuff like "omg that feels really good!" and other stuff that would sound normal if I were in a moan tone, but just sounded like I was autistic in my conversation voice. LUCKLY I was really young and the girls were usually pretty inexperienced as well, so I got no complaints until years later and it would be a fun thing to laugh about. Or laugh at me about.
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I usually say "slowdowni'mgonnacum"
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Told new GF about the airhorn and she got a laugh out of it. I want to drop a net or something next time.
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learned last night that my girl person used to have sex at the playground at her school, like a lot
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I hope they wiped down the monkey bars.
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That sounds dangerous.
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call me so, so i can make it juicy for ya
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true bedroom story
my girl person almost ripped my head off with her tongue filling my mouth so damn hard |
i dont believe it
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dude its true i swear
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was it like that movie Species?
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I had to break out the one's and two's the other day. :(
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like pauly d? or do i just not get it :(
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Like pauly d. :( to get her off.
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