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nothing4buddha Feb 10th, 2007 07:10 PM

yah that's pretty hot right there

Chojin Feb 10th, 2007 07:12 PM


Chojin Feb 10th, 2007 08:10 PM

So I was listening to winamp and the SHUFFLA found one of my old songs and I didn't immediately skip through it and I was all 'fuck, i like this' :<

Complete Shot (Greek Fire Mix)

Helm is doing the guitar in this one and it's probably the best song I've got ;<
This is also like, circa 2004 or something.

Seven Force Feb 10th, 2007 08:35 PM

why is he so sad? :(

Goat Cheese Feb 10th, 2007 08:52 PM

NOT ENOUGH hot chicks around him

GADZOOKS Feb 10th, 2007 09:54 PM

goat cheese shutup, you are going to bump the thread and willie won't see my work.

I couldn't find a picture of Bobby Hill smiling except for one where he's ripping his shirt of which made me say "that boy ain't right"

noob3 Feb 10th, 2007 10:21 PM

I heard bobby hill has no genitalia

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2007 10:27 PM

I googled Bobby Hill, which is what I imagine you did. That picture is hilarious without any caption.

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2007 12:24 AM

How does one center images on a MySpace page?


I want the Last.fm icon to be centered and I have no idea how to do it.

Chojin Feb 11th, 2007 03:44 AM

First, you have to set your profile to public

xbxDaniel Feb 11th, 2007 10:17 AM


kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 11:34 AM

last night some guy tried to .. i dont know what. I was buying an eighth of weed and we only got like 2.5 grams. SO I was like, you owe us a gram. So he tried to say something like, .7 ON THE GRAM WHEN YOU WEIGH IT ITS .7 ON THE GRAM SO YOU SH OULDVE ONLY GOT 2.1 GRAMS I G AVE YOU .4 FOR FREE.
Drug dealers make me so mad! So then they tried to make good on it by giving me 30 dollars, but they only owed me 14 so I gave ten back. I wish I wasn't such a nice business-like guy. I should've kept that damn money, especially considering how relatively crappy this weed is.
Also the way I convinced them i was right was through the power of mathematics. "It's a mathematical number. It's an eighth an ounce of weed. An ounce has 28 grams, 28/8=3.5" SHABAM

fucking .7.

Moobs Feb 11th, 2007 01:07 PM

you know kahljorn i've properly started to like you since your avatar change :O

And yeah i know what you mean about dealers, which is why i only buy off dealers who are also good friends

Emu Feb 11th, 2007 01:13 PM

What the hell happened to SomethingAwful? It looks like Lycos jacked off on it.

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 01:28 PM

The only good thing about it is it lets the general public see how retarded and weird some of their threads can be.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 01:48 PM

I love this avatar :O

Yea, that's the thing, he was a good friend of a good friend. That's why we got our money back, probably, I'm sure if it was some random jerk we would've been screwed. He did say that he felt bad because he's been dealing drugs wrong for a long time.
I just don't get the big deal, they're getting 50 dollars for something that grows on little trees. We've been having so many troubles with drugs lately we're probably just going to save and get a Cannabis club card, but they are like 150 dollars a year.

Moobs Feb 11th, 2007 02:00 PM

Yeah, I've been having troubles as well. My entire city (it's the smallest city in the Uk or something but still ;o) has gone dry. My friends have to miiiles to pick up, and it's quite expensive. On the plus side it's 10 times better than anything i've smoked from round these parts :D

Zomboid Feb 11th, 2007 02:06 PM

I just don't like smoking pot much anymore. I did a lot when I was 15-17 but I just got sick of it. Parts of it are fun, but I always get paranoid and whenever I'm eating something while stoned I feel like I'm gonna choke to death.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 02:10 PM

Awesome. Usually the weed we get is really good, it's some type of kush and it smells like oranges, but the guy always takes hours to deliver or even tell us if he has weed he could sell(like 12 hours sometimes) and we're REALLY good customers. 12 hours to just tell us if he has weed to sell! We used to buy like 50 dollars once a week. That's like an electric bill for that jerk. It's like is selling weed your PROFESSION or your status symbol you weeping cockwarbler.
This recent weed blows, so I call it BOOTY ;( it's definitley chronic but it smells like schwag.

the weed they have at cannabis clubs is ridiculous. We got something called Schekleberry or something and it was composed of a 3 gram nug and some other little nugs that came with it. Plus it was pretty :O We've also bought grand daddy purple there before and it was actually purple and extremely delicous.

Moobs Feb 11th, 2007 02:16 PM

Nice :o

The stuff we pick up smells kinda weird actually ;( but it goes great with my ice bong which is the current favourite bong of our 'group'
We all pitch in for it and then smoke it at the weekend so I usually just pay pocket money for it. But that's all I have as I am jobless ;<

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 02:18 PM

maybe you should grow weed for your job and then you can act all smug and arrogant. "DONT tALK BACK TO ME WHEN YOURE STONED ON MY WEED BUDDY, THAT SHIT WILL KICK YOUR ASS FROM THE INSIDE"

Moobs Feb 11th, 2007 02:22 PM

That would be a great idea if i could get all the stuff needed (HPS lamp, a timer, fan etc) Maybe I could start a fund raiser around school and give out some free samples ;o

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 02:28 PM

I'm probably going to order a light off of ebay or a cheap lighting store once i move to a place that doesn't have a 100 year old electrical system. If I run my computer and dishwasher at the same time a fuse will blow.

Moobs Feb 11th, 2007 02:40 PM

I use to have a house like that ;/

But now I've moved to a new estate and I have an attic in my room so it's ideal for dealing. Once I get my name on the map I will be an unsung hero of my city :superpowers

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2007 02:56 PM

That sucks man I would want songs about me :(

liquidstatik Feb 11th, 2007 03:25 PM

guys im listenin to gregory and the hawk ;o

HickMan Feb 11th, 2007 05:29 PM

I have been gone for a while and I missed 1000 :(

xbxDaniel Feb 11th, 2007 05:39 PM

It was...hectic.

Also, I forgot the Mock Wars were almost here.

February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 11th, 2007 05:43 PM

Holy shit, that's like two days away.

MarioRPG Feb 11th, 2007 06:35 PM

Oh man, I'm glad I didn't participate or I would have forgotten and been made fun of too much.

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 06:52 PM

mario- you wouldnt of had to worry about it too much, since ill be the one everyone will go after haha .. :/

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 06:56 PM

I wish I could remember who the hell was my partner for the mockwars of 2002. The first and only one I was here for.

Anyone have a clue?

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2007 07:00 PM

Man Lenor shut up.

I know I have you on ignore but I still don't like seeing your name pop up so just stop posting altogether ok thanks

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 07:11 PM

Esuohlim- Just the mere thought that Im annoying you, is motivation enough for me to post more.

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 08:17 PM

I thought he took that function away.

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 08:21 PM

Dunno, But you would think 'ignore' would consist of not being able to see when someone had post something, or you being able to see them? So aparently theres a flaw in the system ;)

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 08:32 PM

Well, it's enough in that it blocks whatever someone is posting.

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2007 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 470204)
I thought he took that function away.

Not yet but I really wish he wouldn't. It's keeping me from pointing out what's stupid about each and every single Lenor post, which no one would appreciate anyway and especially since everytime she comes back she posts 200 times a day. >: >: >: >:

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 08:36 PM

Trust me, it's enough. :(

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2007 08:37 PM

I mean, if someone is going to post poorly translated babelfish sentences in 18 languages 500 times and I can't forcibly ignore them anymore there will be hell to pay

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 08:40 PM

Yeah, I kinda like it too. I'm not so hate-filled when I read the boards and I don't have to see useless posts. It's slightly irritating to see "you've blocked this user" several times in a page though so I stopped using it and just glance over any post not worth reading like I used to.

Goat Cheese Feb 11th, 2007 08:48 PM

you've got real talent macguyver.

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 08:56 PM

like whatever that was up there

bigtimecow Feb 11th, 2007 09:26 PM

goat cheese is getting KINDA less annoying

GADZOOKS Feb 11th, 2007 10:16 PM

No he's not, you just love terrible people.

Goat Cheese Feb 11th, 2007 10:23 PM

oh GADZOOKS. your honesty is so refreshing.

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 10:25 PM

man i dont like dogs too much but that puppy is adorable

Seven Force Feb 11th, 2007 10:27 PM


Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 470254)
oh GADZOOKS. your honesty is so refreshing.

your username makes me ill

MattJack Feb 11th, 2007 11:10 PM

I got soul

MattJack Feb 11th, 2007 11:28 PM

and i'm super bad

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 470266)
I got soul

but im not a sooolldier :thekillers

DamnthatDavid Feb 12th, 2007 01:00 AM

Arrr, tis the day we be having multiple rescues from the blimey deep. Glad I missed it while away on leave. It is hella cold here. I'm not touching that water.

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 01:17 AM


executioneer Feb 12th, 2007 04:06 AM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 470284)

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 470266)
I got soul

but im not a sooolldier :thekillers

i got a butt, but i'm not a butler :x

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 04:09 AM

Willie did you see my creation?

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 04:10 AM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 469929)
Photoshop is for suckers and criminals so I did a mspaint mashup.


VERSION 2: (With a little more Willie in it)

it was this but people kept gabbing, who can stop them, I cant

executioneer Feb 12th, 2007 04:20 AM

i saw it! haha maybe i can even make into a .gif where it changes from beard/no beard :eek

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 04:27 AM

I was thinking it would be a good t-shirt of just the head and the front is NO BEARD and the back is WITH BEARD.

MrAdventure Feb 12th, 2007 05:50 AM

GADZOOKS Feb 12th, 2007 05:57 AM

excellent work, is he drinking hair growth tonic :)

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 470310)
i got a butt, but i'm not a butler :x

hahahah :x

guuuuys, don't let the thread die ;<

Moobs Feb 12th, 2007 02:25 PM

I can't see this thread dying. ever :O

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 02:27 PM

idkk now that pubs gone i have my fearrs :x

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 02:27 PM

jk im here guys ill do my best :o

Moobs Feb 12th, 2007 02:31 PM

Pub will return :( but yeah without him things have gone a bit slowww

I can only talk so much thanks to being on the otherside of the earth ;<

noob3 Feb 12th, 2007 02:31 PM

pubs uh, g-g-g-gone?

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 02:33 PM

he's in europe :O

he's doing something with his brother, i forgot what. but they're gonna be too poor for internet :x

p.s.. sup noob? :D

Seven Force Feb 12th, 2007 02:42 PM

its gonna be weird not having him quote a lot of stuff

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 02:45 PM

lol seven force

noob3 Feb 12th, 2007 02:50 PM

last night m yfriend lost his keys so i ended up staying out way later then i should have and i didnt go to school today because NOONE WOKE ME UP i know i should wake myself up but.. i slept till 1 pm :/

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 03:42 PM

i finished schoool today :D

im still job--searchin, though ;<

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 03:45 PM

I have to write a personal persuasive essay about the 1920's.

Blech. Everyone's writing a story about Al Capone.

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2007 04:03 PM

I can't complain about my classes, the British Literature test is a take-home exam, which we have three days to do. Fucking nice.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 04:05 PM

Skool bites, amirite?

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2007 04:14 PM

Nah, I like this little college. The people around here are great.

MarioRPG Feb 12th, 2007 04:33 PM

lol, Brit Lit.

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 06:06 PM

I'm trying to put all foreign literature classes on hold, long as possible.

Those Nancy boy professors are shirty!

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:07 PM


That shit aint private no mo', son.

Myspace was cracking down on pederasses and automatically setting users under 18 to private. At least, that's what I assume.

Rest assured, I am more than six years old but less than thirty-four.
By the way, I think I added Zelda's Biggest Gay to my friends. Whatever.

He needs friends. :(

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:08 PM


Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 06:14 PM

shirty is brittish slang for being an idiot, Or something of the sort.

myspace- http://www.myspace.com/amberscrazyworld
Best viewed in IE, not firefox.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:41 PM

I hate to be such an ass, but what sets you space apart from the bajillions of other ICP fans spaces, aside from the fact that it's yours?

Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 06:50 PM

lenor is kinda intimidating when she doesn't type like a fool :<

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 07:13 PM

http://myspace.com/rideslab my site is down, so the images are broke. and slab doesn't mean d*ck :x

Goat Cheese Feb 12th, 2007 07:15 PM

oh man i don't have a myspace. I fear for my body.

Womti Feb 12th, 2007 07:33 PM

I dont have a myspace. yet.

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2007 08:12 PM

I'm never getting a myspace, who do you think I am

Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 08:33 PM

i just noticed that guitar woman hasn't posted lately

Goat Cheese Feb 12th, 2007 08:49 PM


bigtimecow Feb 12th, 2007 09:17 PM

he said


Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 09:37 PM

there's a big version of the stan pic, btw.


liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 10:32 PM

i tried, man. i got tired of seeing that error page, though ;<

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 11:26 PM

If you are referring to the 'contact box' that I'm guessing has an ICP logo on it, I only coded the layout with it, for the formatting of the text used. The rest of my page has nothing to do with ICP, nor any other band, besides the photo of my KoRn tattoo. And if I was to use any band for my layout, it would be KoRn.

Unfortunately, I must change it now, due to the inability to stand having anything with ICP on my page. So, here I go to code some more.

Chojin: Do you really need to rehash on that subject? I think you, among a few others, found out the truth. I Just want to be dumb!!!

Chojin Feb 12th, 2007 11:31 PM

you should make your myspace FIREFOX COMPATIBLE because some people like me are forced into using it by microsoft's refusal to let me install the new IE ;<

Seven Force Feb 12th, 2007 11:35 PM

bootlegs ;o

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 11:44 PM

Chojin - Yes, I sure could. Except that anyone using IE would bitch about the inability to view it correctly. So, either way, theres not much I can do!

Obviously your not accessing all options, I have no problems, and everything on both desktops and laptop is pirated software. So, If I'm as incompetent as everyone said, then you should be able to figure out a way to get around that pesky problem of yours. ;)

executioneer Feb 12th, 2007 11:53 PM

Lenor Feb 13th, 2007 12:30 AM

willie get on AIM dammit!

executioneer Feb 13th, 2007 03:04 AM

do what now

Chojin Feb 13th, 2007 06:37 AM


Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 470608)
Chojin - Yes, I sure could. Except that anyone using IE would bitch about the inability to view it correctly. So, either way, theres not much I can do!

You are aware that firefox and IE are not mutually exclusive browsers, right?

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2007 01:40 PM

Is there even a difference between the two?

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