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liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:09 PM


liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 02:11 PM

lol mike jones does look like a ninja turtle :x

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 476870)
Man I'm trying to recover from the threesome last night. You missed out bud. I was all blowin hot fart in Kathryn's face while Liquid was slammin it. Right now I gots to go to my Engrish class and talk about plays that sucked (part 3).

What's going on in England?

England is dark now nothings happening i'm going to a drum and bass night on saturday but that is about it oh i had some weed for the first time this week yay bla bla bla england is kinda gay

MarioRPG Mar 1st, 2007 03:16 PM

This is my dailyish post kbye

Grislygus Mar 1st, 2007 03:38 PM

So, did this place turn into Livejournal while I wasn't looking?

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 04:38 PM

Weed for the first time eh? All I can say is, pass that shit. I'm talkin trans-atlantic blow'n it up son! Mother fuckers be bleeding the WORLD! Shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiit.

When did your mom turn into LJ GusGus?

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 04:51 PM

no first time this week i had no money and the weather sucks so i stayed inside. It's all good now i got some grinding it as we speak :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 05:07 PM

oh man ill be smokin in a bout a hour 8)

Straycat Mar 1st, 2007 05:17 PM

:suicideim not cool, i havent smoked in several years

Fathom Zero Mar 1st, 2007 05:26 PM

Hey guys, guess what makes me cool.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 05:40 PM

surly not that avatar :x

Fathom Zero Mar 1st, 2007 06:10 PM

No, silly bill. It's the fact that I'm eating Fritos.

bigtimecow Mar 1st, 2007 06:11 PM

in yo faaaaaaace

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:27 PM

don't make fun of mike jones :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:28 PM

noob3 do you like that THIS IS WHY IM HOT song cuz i got a prettty cool remix of it ;o

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:28 PM

also menthols are for black ppl :o

i am not black so i smoke reds :]

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:30 PM

idk it's ok if i hear it like on the radio but it gets irritating esp when my friends & I are playing halo and adrew will start singing it :(

he's black :(

he dosn't buy cigarettes he bums 'em even though he makes alot of money :(

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:31 PM

i smoke reds when im in the REG mood but this last month i've been in tha MENTHOL mood

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:32 PM

oh man black people are all the same i swear

Fathom Zero Mar 1st, 2007 06:33 PM

I wrote a Mad Lib in QuickBASIC today!

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:33 PM

but this is a remix with junior reid and baby cham its almost nothin like the original song its all raggayy and stuff sometimes i kinda like it

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:33 PM

i uuuuuuuuuse to buy marlboro light menthols/newport lights if i had really good weed

but that's back when i smoked marlboro lights :/ it's been awhile since i bought a pack of menthols

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:35 PM

dude lights are gross if you're gonna smoke and get cancer mine as well smoke with tha big boys ya know what im sayin

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:36 PM

they have less tar ;p

but i use to think lights tasted better, until i started smoking reds now it's like a light is all airy

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 06:40 PM

I've started getting into rolling my owns Blues are so the best silvers are just dirty :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:42 PM

yeah i hate smoking lights cuz its hard to tell ur even smokin anything ;/

i hear menthols like crystalize ur lungs idk if thats bad but it sounds pretty :O

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:42 PM

i dont like rollin my own cigs unless i have filters cuz i always end up getting shit in my mouth :x

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 06:43 PM

yeah you gotta be kitted out right blue rizlas some filters a lighter and a bag of cutters choice yum yum

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 476958)
I've started getting into rolling my owns Blues are so the best silvers are just dirty :x

Nah blues always go out. Greens or reds are best.

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:45 PM

rolled cigarettes are like the highway to cancer :lol

my friends use to roll up american spirits, and i would get so mad because they'd start twistign them up in like dennys/ihop and i'd be like "dudes ppl are gonna think ur rollin!"

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:45 PM

usually i can tell what people are saying when they dont use comas but u totally confused me man huh?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:46 PM

lol i was smokin a rolled cigarette in my friends driveway and his mom pulled up all screamin and stuff tellin me to get out of their yard cuz she thought it was pot

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 06:49 PM

yeah exatly what i msayin i dont want my friends puffin on rolled cigarettes around me :/ i dont want unwanted attention considering i usally roll around with a sack :(

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 476962)
Nah blues always go out. Greens or reds are best.

Yeah I guess as long as it's not silver that's like rolling cardboard. I'm the only one who smokes straights in the 'group' and i gotta keep my image guys

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 06:52 PM

yeah i know what you mean man im not h8n or anything but still if anyone came up to you fussin thinkin it was weed thats their fault for bein dummys

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 06:56 PM

i dont get that problem here. Seriously my mate was showing everyone his new bong and passing round a bag of bud he bought (good stuff ;D) and this kid on a tricycle went straight past with his parents nothing happened.

It's the smallest city in the uk or something no one gives a damn :>

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 07:01 PM

this is a small city where EVERYONE gives a damn ;<

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 07:02 PM

Hey if you watch Hot Fuzz you'll see the bench I smoke on. My bench is famous ^o^

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 07:06 PM

it used to be the biggestt place to get pot and meth like years back and thenall these old men christians came in and since then its no fun

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 07:08 PM

yeah danny cuz meth is SOOO much fun -_-

Black Flag Mar 1st, 2007 07:14 PM

guys i don't smoke

Black Flag Mar 1st, 2007 07:18 PM

the one time i smoked was in 5th grade and it was some unfiltered camel or something and i was smoking with my friend kyle who secretly wasn't inhaling so i was like dying and he's all "whats your problem dude? you're a light weight!"

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 07:20 PM

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

Black Flag Mar 1st, 2007 07:20 PM

the whole experience scared me straight

noob3 Mar 1st, 2007 07:25 PM

so he wasnt hitting the cigarettes he was bumming off me? that fucker

Moobs Mar 1st, 2007 07:30 PM

uhhh im gonna lie down

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 07:40 PM

I'm trying to stop smoking :(. I just picked up the habit a little over a year ago. I like to stay in shape (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) and eat right. So smokes are killing me. I was playing soccer with this mexican (first wrong move) today after class and I now I know what it feels like to die from lung implosion. :(

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 08:05 PM

lol its funny cuz you still consider it a habbit :rolleyes

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 08:50 PM

lol sad realization :(

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 10:53 PM

What's big and small at the same time?

A BIG egg :lol

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 10:55 PM

:lol that was prettyy good

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 10:56 PM

:lol I liked the part about the egg

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:00 PM

:loli liked that part about small and big you know egg was the LAST thing i was thinking haha

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:00 PM

lol ok fellas! I got one!

What did the lady say at the sperm bank?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:02 PM

wut did she say at the sperm bank? :x

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:03 PM


MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:04 PM

Mine was way funnier. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:04 PM

hahaha i got one just for you mattjack :]

what did one valcanoe say to another? :O

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:05 PM

What's big and small at the same time in a sperm bank?

a BIG sperm :lol

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:05 PM

Militia, yours was better sir :bow

What did the valcanoe say to the other?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:06 PM


MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2007 11:07 PM

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in GLOVE with you :lol

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:07 PM

lol oh noes you didnnnnnn

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:12 PM

Hey what did E.Honda tell Terra after he defeated her?

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:15 PM

:lol what

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:15 PM

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:19 PM


MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:21 PM

Me either, I told my dad that joke was lame. He told me it at thanksgiving

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:24 PM

okay this si the last joke i hadve and it sucks

why did god make seagulls? :x

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:25 PM


MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:27 PM

LOL Oh snap! Is it n*gger joke time this early in the night? Where is 7F, I bet he knows some good ones

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2007 11:29 PM

hehe afk guys im goonna roll this up and smoke it ill be back :O

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2007 11:40 PM

A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.

The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:47 PM

How do you smile and wink at a Niger at the same time?

MattJack Mar 1st, 2007 11:48 PM

:( I'm fresh out now

Sam Mar 2nd, 2007 12:14 AM


Matt Harty Mar 2nd, 2007 02:01 AM

hi guys

noob3 Mar 2nd, 2007 09:33 AM


liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM


Zinger Mar 2nd, 2007 12:24 PM

What? No overnight orgy for me to read this time? Saddened!

noob3 Mar 2nd, 2007 01:11 PM

I guess we could have an afternoon orgy


liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 01:33 PM


Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 02:19 PM

I'm going to a Drum and Bass VS Metal gig tomorrow :>

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 02:28 PM

guys the new mike jones song is ballin

listen :D

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 02:30 PM

Last time we had an overnight orgy, she never came back. :(

I wasn't gonna call her the next day nohow

cestkathryn Mar 2nd, 2007 03:14 PM

Psh yeah thanks a lot for that, bitch.

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:19 PM

Um guys this is all getting a bit too 'A Midsummer Nights Dream' I mean how come everyone is hooking up whats going on

cestkathryn Mar 2nd, 2007 03:22 PM

come join us plz

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:23 PM

heyy kathryn :]

cestkathryn Mar 2nd, 2007 03:25 PM

hey there, whats shaking bacon?

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:29 PM

noooothin, listenin to DMX and gettin all prettyd up :D


cestkathryn Mar 2nd, 2007 03:32 PM

about to go do my laundry/homework for classes/get mah video game on. i'm just on for a little bit while i procrastinate sorting out my clothes. i'll be on hopefully later though

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 03:45 PM

liquid is sucha p-i-m-p

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by cestkathryn (Post 477183)
come join us plz

Ok but I'm kinda new to this what do i do

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:47 PM

i try ;o

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:47 PM

first u gotta show me ur dick and i must approve based on length, girth, and how juicy it looks

MattJack Mar 2nd, 2007 03:50 PM

then you have to get all wet/greased up

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2007 03:52 PM

if you're not already wet, that is ;)

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 477194)
first u gotta show me ur dick and i must approve based on length, girth, and how juicy it looks

Um I don't have a camera wait I'll improvise

Moobs Mar 2nd, 2007 03:53 PM



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