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I was going to draw you a picture asshole. FUCK U.
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That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds? :(
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Pub Lover made a bilingual funny.
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Just don't ask me what other German words I know, because just like in bed, I'll come up short. :(
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I have a real date tonight.
With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either. AREN'T YOU GUYS PROUD OF MEEEE? |
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I expected more encouragement.
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I'm proud of you Dix. :)
I'm also a suckup. :\ |
i'm just always jealous of daters so i tend to be less than enthusiastic :(
I SHOULDA KEPT MY ATTITUDE UP MY BUTT WHERE IT BELONGS |
I's happy. I already told you so! 60 yr. old men are my weakness, too.
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Got to sit next to a raving meth-head in the pharmacy as I was waiting for a refill. At least, I'm pretty sure he was a meth-head based on others I've seen. That was fun.
He was going up to everyone and babbling about how great massage chairs are. |
how bad were his teeth
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Didn't see his teeth but the smell rolling off him was not good.
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Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.
And Kitsa, those massage chairs can be pretty awesome even without meth. |
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And they're wayyyyyyyyy better with meth. Trust me. ;) |
Saw a lady at work today wider than she was tall, mullet, no teeth, pink cardigan, fake denim leggings, leg warmers instead of socks, and sandles.
Immediately thought of you Kitsa, and also my lack of camera. |
why did you immediately think of me? :( I'm not that bad off yet.
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I thought of you in that you would have liked to have seen her.
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Ohhhh. Yes, that's true.
My mother said she saw someone today walking around with a giant 3XL sticker stuck to their butt. |
I recently bought some new work trousers, khaki ones with large pockets and knee pads. You can get them in size 132, I am size 92.
Who, with a trouser size of 132, would be doing enough work to warrant work trousers? |
Where is Finland lately?
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Isnt he busy feeling up cadavers or something?
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My mother has started pronouncing it like him. :/
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I have some Canadian short story book that had a story about a kid with "diabeetis". I remember the other kids taunting her and calling her "Fart! Fart! Diabeetic fart!"
That's what I always think of when I think of diabeetis. |
I wonder if their farts smell like candy.
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I'm so sorry. :(
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No, but if there are a lot of ketones, urine can smell funny.
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So, I'm sitting outside smoking a ciggerette and watching bees do flower things. It's a normal part of my day. I also start thinking about when I was a little kid, like 4th grade, and how I would do painful things to my arm to freak the other kids out. Then I start wondering if I can withstand most pain than most. Then I think about all the emotional pain I have shrugged off all these years. Then I look at a flower and notice I don't really see the beauty in it, I just avoid seeing the fact that it is dying.
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You wouldn't be able to stand it if you saw it.
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talk about super cynical o.o
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Do you write poems?
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A poem would only make it gayer.
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I love you Tadao. In a totally non-sexual manner.
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Isn't it nice when we all like different things?
I had a woman come up to me today and announce that she almost died when she had her baby. She said she had 5 pints of blood and 450+ stitches. I was trying to imagine a scenario in which 450+ stitches would make sense. Anyway, what the hell do you say to something like that? "Oh. Oh, wow." |
"Can I see the scar?" :(
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450 stitches is a lot of stitches. That baby would have had to explode out of her like in Alien or something.
Just for reference, Rodney Fox (mauled by a Great White) received 462 stitches. |
Maybe she gave birth to the baby from "It's Alive!" and it mauled her?
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I handled it very well I think.
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Ah! I see now. :tear
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My mommy used to cut my peanut butter sandwich into the shape of a T.
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mine would cut sandwiches into quarters diagonally and i'd take a bite out of each one before continuing.
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There's nothing wrong with the dude I went out with last night.
He and his girl broke up recently. We had a good time last night, he was very much a gentleman. :) |
Take it to loveline, no one cares here.
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Pub asked.
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Pub asked, but Tad commanded.
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Pub will read it wherever you happen to reply to him.
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I had to say it or else Aaaarg might type in caps at me again :tear
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no way buddy i'm so mellow i'm typing in no-caps again.
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However, sex is rarely one of them, I hear. :( |
I bet nuns rub one out on occasion :)
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Not in mixed company, I'm sure. :(
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In mixed company, especially.
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So I'm volunteering at the science museum Saturday for BugFest.
My job is going to be at the "Interactive Playground" and I'm working with someone/something called Cameron the Caterpillar....... We shall see how this goes. |
I want to visit your interactive playground
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No, you just want to visit Dixie's Love Shack
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Dixie's Love Cock
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I got into the most anti-climatic fight ever today in school. This kid I know through my friends went into a bathroom stall, so I threw some dry paper towels at his head and walked out. Not odd for my friend group at all; just a joke.
At the end of lunch, I ran into him, and he started screaming at me, and shoving me, and basically yelling 'WHAT'RE YOU GONNA FUCKING DO?!' So, after the fifth shove, and he still wouldn't elaborate, I decided 'Whoa, fuck this.' and kicked him in the nuts. Hard. When he bent over in pain, I gave him an uppercut to his face, and just walked off. So, do nut shots count as a win? I mean, the guy's a good six inches taller than me, and obviously has serious anger issues, so I think it's sort of fair. |
"That's my purse!" :pac-man
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I can feel the hate rise :(
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It's like my throat is full of vile acid and I either have to spit it in his face or swallow it and ruin my day. |
you're so hot, tadao.
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TADAO I GAVE HIM WHAT FOR FOR YOU
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OMG I'm gonna puke.
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This demon in me is hard to keep down. :(
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Thanks Willie, I remember when ride the lightning came out and I was shunned for still blaring Mercyful Fate. I liked evil and Metallica was far from it.
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I laugh a little when people tell me how brutal Metallica is.
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Sharp and electric, yeah. Evil and brutal, no.
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You seriously upper-cutted him to the face? That's hilarious. As for teste kicks..., if you felt that the situation warranted it, then go ahead. I wouldn't go doing it everytime someone got in your face though.
You might get a nickname. Or people will start thinking that you like rubbing your feet on balls. |
In my world, you stop someone from getting in your face with whatever it takes. The upper cut manned it up a lot, but the ball kick lets him know that there is a lot at stake when he gets in your face.
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No, no. I only did it because, honestly, I was a little freaked out; this guy was flipping way the fuck out, and I could tell that he was going into a full adrenaline rush. I think that if he got a few swings in, he would have started going nuts, and I'd get the shit beaten out of me.
And yeah, the uppercut was kind of spur-of-the-moment. He doubled way over when I hit him in the balls, and I guess it was a reflex. |
Good going, Sappy. Watch your back for the next couple weeks, though.
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Oh, he doesn't have any friends. He creeps the girls out, he's a douchebag to the guys, and nobody can stand him. One of his teachers locked him out of the classroom when he went to the bathroom.
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All the same, eyes open!
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dear diary
tonight i watched harry potter on our new tv with this chick, then had some great sex, then we immediately went back to watching harry potter strictly business 10 points for griffindor |
YOU LIAR
YOU DIDN'T WATCH HARRY POTTER >: |
i was rollin wit da wizzads, yo
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i wish he'd do another movie :( not necessarily H.P. but the same sorta thing
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