I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.

WERE YOU SMOKING?

SMOKING WHAT? :(

CIGARETTES :(

YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN.

YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:

SHUT IT FATTY >:

THAT'S LOW. :tear

:tear

LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING


















TEH COCK, LOO

Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit

Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020

Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES
Drev779: I'm a virgin :(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS
Drev779: no
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
Drev779: because they cost money
Drev779: which I don't have
BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now
BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now

Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9
Drev779: i just took a dump
Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN
Drev779: no
Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :(
Switch Dingo: NO
Drev779: k

DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >:

BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3
BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >:
Drev779: *shrug*

Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS
Switch Dingo: OH OKAY

I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits

I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says:
Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

Did you show them your titties?

YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:

They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(

You should have taken their wallets. :/

THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes