About birth control...
 

Can birth control make girls nauseous after two months of taking it? This last week, my girlfriend has been getting nauseous every time she eats, and it's starting to worry us.
I figured you guys could give me some first-hand advice. :\

Because it couldn't be any other illness.

SHE IS PREGNANT. ABANDON SHIP.

Although this can be basically anything, it can indeed be her pills. My girlfriend sometimes experiences long periods of morning sickness, and it's not due to pregnancy (which we have tested a couple of times).
Those pills are pretty strong shit.

Well you could do something revolutionary like see your doctor

Seriously though, there is a chance that particular birth control can cause nausea or any other of a variety of side effects. My GF went through all sorts of bad things with the different birth control pills she tried

It's because she has been chugging down too much African semen.

Preggers

Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.

Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!

Dimnos LOVES the IUD 8)

Its the best dude. No baby making. No menstrual cycle. No oops I forgot to take my pill. :)

I'm gonna have to ditto that. It's the way to go for going down

town

to sex.

It even looks like a tiny flux capacitor for putting the uterus on pause.

Sapster, if she is expecting then for her to continue to take the pill is extremely risky for both her and for junior - at least that is my instinctive response. Never having been on the pill or been pregnant, or, in fact, a woman, I'm unsure as to the repercussions of continuing the pill, but I'm sure you could "google it".

I'm pretty sure taking the pill while pregnant won't pose any immediate danger to the child, although it's probably not healthy in the long run to expose it to the high doses of hormones. But "extremely risky" is probably an over statement.

yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything

SHE HAS VAGINAL CANCER AND YOU GAVE IT TO HER

SHE HAS VAGINAL,CANCER THAT'S GOING TO INFECT THE PILL-ADDLED MONGOLOID BABY WHEN IT COMES OUT AND SHE'LL SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT

SHE HAS MORNING SICKNESS, PROVES EVERYTHING

Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.

Well, I kind of said the hormones probably aren't healthy in the long run...

as far as birth defects and whatnot is concerned it's beyond my knowledge, but I've never heard anywhere that it involves extreme risks. I guess you can dig up some article if you try hard enough though.

Maybe if she takes a lot, her body will abort it. :lol

that's basically what the day after pill does :(

just od her on hormones and youll be fine

Good god, the IUD looks hideous.

Contraceptive implants FTW.

Are you telling us you named your cock "Bonesaw"?

Yeah, I thought you knew I call it Bonesaw.

i was going to use that picture but say 'BOOOONEEESAAAWWWW IS REAAAADDDDY TO DISLODGE IT'

that would have been way better.

To be honest, I was going to go a similar route, but then the phone rang and I had to cut it short.

Now it is what it is

No, I thought you called it Mrs. Pumpernickel.

My girlfriend corrected me. I guess she had the Nuva ring.

of course it's not her birth control. if it were, it wouldn't have onset randomly for a week straight after months of usage. also, morning sickness typically occurs after the first missed period (which she should notice if she's still getting them regularly) and doesn't work as continuously like that either.


you know what it does sound like though? every other obvious sickness/flu/stomach bug/eating disorder... why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton? :(

Better punch her in the gut to makes sure.

Off hand, I would guess for laughs

He probably killed himself :lol

ELX LIES; THAT'S TOTALLY HOW MORNING SICKNESS WORKS

I think you should cut your losses and dump her. She's making you weak.

DUMP HER IN A WELL

Dump her off your boat into the ocean.

ILL SCARE ANYONE TRYING TO GET A PIECE >:

Sapster needs a good healthy dose of reality before he goes batshit insane. ;)

^^^ Or maybe this.

lol. all teenagers should get that scare!

and I'm just the person to give it to them ;)

If she floats, she's not pregnant. If she sinks, congrats.

But if she floats, she's a witch :(

At least she could be her own bridge over troubled water.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Time for an update Sappington. How is the gf? Preggo or no?

Doesn't Sap only have one nut?

You better believe I gots my nuts.
For the time being.

Oh yeah, it was the pill. Sorry for my minor freak-out.

We were all very worried!

:lol

was not the pill :<

He's talking about her Prozac.

I'm glad she's okay.....