You dare besmirch the name of the great Leopold Goenitz? I shall have to use my strongest, most powerful attack... one that leaves all quaking with fear in it's wake...

*clears his throat*

YO' MAMA!

Sorry I had to do that...

And it was supposed to be Kyo, Iori, and Chizuru. But you could only play her on the CD Release. DAMNED CONTEMPIBLE SNK BASTARDS!

Welcome, faggots.

Classy name, goenitz.

Me
 

about time I did this on the cool new board.

Name- Sir Tuffy, Winnipeg Ninja
Age- 21
Job (thats funny)- student
where you at?- my parents basement.
why did you start posting- I though Chojin was a hot girl that was in to furries. Which would be my dream. But it wasn't. :(
how long have you been on the board-
since october 2002
hobbies-
not moving and sleeping.
fav. music/band-
Eminem, Notorious B.I.G. and Nas. Being rich, white, and canadian, I feel I can really relate to the backgrounds of these artists.
fav. book-
"how to be successful with women". I forgot who wrote it and only read the first couple chapters.
fav. movie-
Trailer Park Boys
Who do you hate the most on this board-
I hate everyone almost equally.
what is that smell-
probably Jamesman, the big sweaty immigrant.
I've always regretted- That Mock ignores me. Like I would if I were him.

What is that smell- My sheets

It smells more like a failed joke

Name- tenno/wavesofdeadblack/jeremy zerfoss
Age- 24
job- ASSHAT
where you at?- Vegas, you know the sinning one? Not new mexico's
why did you start posting- somone on the eternalbeats.net board complained about the antirave site, then i fel in love with glowbelly

how long have you been on the board- 3 years ago, san!

hobbies- anime/ music/books
fav. music/band- aphex twin / NIN / MSI
fav. book- Stephen Kings
fav. movie- Friday
Who do you hate the most on this board- the fact that i cant seem to find time to post=(

what is that smell- my balls on your chin, i'd wash but you said you liked it dirty

Name- Seth
Age- 18
Job (thats funny)- off-time student, not yet with job
where you at?- home, see side bar
why did you start posting- Nothing else to do 'round here.
how long have you been on the board- August 2000, as Winston Smith
hobbies- history and learning shit
fav. music/band- STP, Rammstein, Violent Femmes, NIN
fav. book- Breakfast of Champions, by Vonnegut
fav. movie- The Hudsucker Proxy
Who do you hate the most on this board- Sethomas, because I'm goth like that.
what is that smell- bacon
I've always regretted- should have realized what a force Google would become in the future.

:(

There are maybe 4 people here who know what the ASMB even means, let alone have been there.

and Goenitz, in the span of two posts, has already made me hate him and his entire family. He has fallen into skulhedface status.

And Wiffles is too good to be real. Has to be a joke.

Name- Padraic
Age- 18
job- mindless, droning tedium
where you at?- Cape Cod
why did you start posting- A raver friend of mine said, "This bitch 'glowbelly' is making fun of me on this anti-rave site, and you're good with big words. Can you help?"
how long have you been on the board- Er. March-Agust 2001, then only a few weeks recently.
hobbies- Halo, taking apart and rebuilding my computer, painting, leaving reality
fav. music/band- i stopped listening to music a while ago. i don't know why.
fav. book- The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (A six book "Trilogy", by Douglas Adams)
fav. movie- Whichever one I happen to be watching at the moment... I love movies.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Oh... I don't know where to begin.
what is that smell- Probably my roommate.

I know what it means. :(

You do not >: :rolleyes

BEST MESSAGE BOARD EVAR. :(

Get to know me!
 

Hi all. I just joined today and this is my first post and I need to pee.
Name: Ben aka CP Bacon
Age:30
Ga.
I'm here cos I'm bored plus I did a search for Goth Kids suck and I ended up here so it can't be that bad.
Hobbies are reading (yes I'm a nerd) Indy comics and movies, writing, etc.
Fav. books include: Junky by Burroughs, Catcher in the Rye by Salinger and several Stephen King books.
I just started so I don't hate anything about here (yet).
And that smell is uh, well it's I think it's uh me.

So anyhoo there my quiz answers. I look forward to talking to (most) of you. Send me a message and maybe come by my site sometime. Later.

Name- Erica
Age-
job- student
where you at?-usa
why did you start posting-got bored, and needed another message board to come to
how long have you been on the board-mm like a week
hobbies- painting, drawing, photography, listenign to music
fav. music/band- less than jake
fav. book- someone was watching, or the girl who loved tom gorden
fav. movie-now and then
Who do you hate the most on this board-nothing
what is that smell-eggs

You are 60 years old, aren't you?

OMG who do you post as? :( Or were you banned :( Do you even post :(

I don't post. :(

I go there as a guest all the time though. :(

Kon, how dare you disc the 80's Zelda cartoon. You have a black heart.

I find that avatar rather LOL. :(

You should start posting Esuohlim >: :(

No one else does :(

And that's not the 80's Zelda cartoon, it's the CD-i Zelda game. >:

I would, but EZBoard was designed to piss me off. >:

That is why I never registered at the old I-Mockery Board. :(

:(