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Pentegarn May 23rd, 2011 03:46 PM

I pump my cock in anticipation of pretty much everything

Fathom Zero May 23rd, 2011 05:17 PM

:lol

Pram Maven May 23rd, 2011 08:33 PM

So basically, what you're saying, is that there is no hope for an asexual.

Pentegarn May 23rd, 2011 08:39 PM

What exactly does an asexual hope for?

Not for sex, or they are not an asexual.

So what does an asexual hope for? Free beer? A nice garden? Who knows? Who cares?

The Leader May 23rd, 2011 09:45 PM

Asexuals should hope for death.

Colonel Flagg May 23rd, 2011 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 722783)
What exactly does an asexual hope for?

I wouldn't know ....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn
Who knows? Who cares?

Good point.

Zuggernaut Jun 7th, 2011 04:49 PM

"I pump my cock in anticipation of pretty much everything" - pentupfrustrationgarrrrnnnnn

yea that sounds about right. a life full of rejection and pent up sexual urges will do that to a person.

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 04:50 PM

You would know

Zuggernaut Jun 7th, 2011 04:52 PM

yes ive made quite a living off of analyzing pathetic people. sort of like how you guys have made a l iving being pathetic people

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuggernaut (Post 724906)
yes ive made quite a living off of analyzing pathetic people. sort of like how you guys have made a l iving being pathetic people

How does one make a living being a pathetic person?

Your premise doesn't make sense

F - -

Zuggernaut Jun 7th, 2011 04:56 PM

this message board is a pretty good example of how you can do it

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2011 05:02 PM

Since you are from Zug, and you therefore do not really know funny, I will therefore take that as we are doing well and are quite funny and successful

Thanks for the compliment man

Dimnos Jun 7th, 2011 10:55 PM

If its so bad, why are you here?

Shyandquietguy Jun 7th, 2011 11:21 PM

Because you can't win by losing, duh! :rolleyes

LordSappington Jun 8th, 2011 04:06 AM

If you're truly asexual, which you're not because science says you're flamboyantly gay, then just go find another asexual. Now stop talking, Pram.


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