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Anonymous Nov 11th, 2004 10:24 PM

SA's fake review of the game kinda sucks. I couldn't tell if it was real or not because it's mostly truths combined with some excuseable errors and circumstantial lies, but nothing that would make someone gullible if they 'fell for it.'

Then again, all of truthmedia really sucks, this is just worse than normal; The flames for this are going to be like 'His name is Johnson, not Jordan! The loading times are great what are you talking about you fag!'. ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS. The DDAAF reviews own truthmedia so badly :<

Anonymous Nov 11th, 2004 10:25 PM

And yes, I do understand now that it's supposed to be a joke, but it just isn't funny. They could have complained about missions where you have you dress like a clown and entertain the neighborhood children while keeping their 'fun meter' above a certain point, or something.

BlueOatmeal Nov 11th, 2004 10:31 PM

I'm always gettinf fucking lost in this damn game :( I'm glad I haven't had to deal with an assload of timed missions.

GADZOOKS Nov 11th, 2004 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
And yes, I do understand now that it's supposed to be a joke, but it just isn't funny. They could have complained about missions where you have you dress like a clown and entertain the neighborhood children while keeping their 'fun meter' above a certain point, or something.

Yeah, aren't rockstar big fans of the site, in vice, one of the criminal ratings were SA Goon.

Schimid Nov 11th, 2004 11:04 PM

I got this game again tonight--put it back on the warranty and picking up where I left off, right before finishing Wu Zi Mu's missions.

Fuck "Supply Lines" by the way, I'll never get that. :/

GADZOOKS Nov 11th, 2004 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonberry
the Harrier pisses me off. I always wind up flying into a wall when im shooting at cars.

I also stole the huge Commercial plane in Venturas and tried to lane it at my airport by area 69. It was too big and i over shot the strip.

and has anyone found any of the oysters other than the one in Madd Doggs pool?

There seems to be one under every bridge, i know theres one in a small pool by the country club in san fierro.

Tonberry Nov 12th, 2004 08:02 AM

has anyone noticed that the soda machines, snack machines and a few other things are reused from Manhunt?

my friend rented manhunt the other day and i was watching him play and i noticed that the soda machines scattered around looked really similar.

timrpgland Nov 12th, 2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Fuck "Supply Lines" by the way, I'll never get that.
It caused me some trouble too but then one try it just went smoothly as hell. Just constantly hold down the gas and fire from far away as possible while still hitting the targets for the ones that shoot back. The ones up North suck but if you kill the 3 that are close quick enough, you can do it. The mission after is a walk in the park.

BlueOatmeal Nov 13th, 2004 12:09 AM

I fucking hate the flying school. I'm sucking huge amounts of unwashed ass at the target practice with the helicopter.

Ninjavenom Nov 13th, 2004 12:25 AM

seriously. Harrier jet. Me wanty. :(

GADZOOKS Nov 13th, 2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
I fucking hate the flying school. I'm sucking huge amounts of unwashed ass at the target practice with the helicopter.

Don't bother with the rockers, the regulars guns do the trick.

Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 03:03 AM

Don't bother with that last post, it's all lies.

I got gold in all the flying school shit, but the helicopter shooting one is by far the hardest. Here's what I did:

- Go to 1st person mode. You have a target now, so it's way easier to shoot rockets after you get used to the screen weaving this way and that.

- Get somewhat near the ground and go very slow up to the trucks, blow them up ;<

- Use R2 to turn around, then head after the cars.

- Get really close and fire in front of them.

- Use R2 to turn around again, switch back to 3rd person mode, and line up on the runway way ahead of time, because if you do anything but a picture perfect landing, the game gets very homosexually upset with you.

Ninjavenom Nov 13th, 2004 12:15 PM

First Person Mode is generally best for Driving School as well, i've discovered. Keeps those fuckin' cones and bikes from popping up out of nowehere on ya.

Rongi Nov 13th, 2004 12:17 PM

f(ck all yall :( i'm still on that fucking caeser racing mission

but i got denise's car :x

the_dudefather Nov 13th, 2004 04:01 PM

im having trouble in the driving school. forget what the mission is but its the one were you have to use the police car and swoop around the other one

Ninjavenom Nov 13th, 2004 04:46 PM

They're all easy. The last one lets you hit anything, you just can't do a complete 180. Switch to first-person view.

Mr. Vagiclean Nov 13th, 2004 05:26 PM

the last car school mission doesn't let you stop your car for more than .5 second :/

BlueOatmeal Nov 13th, 2004 06:03 PM

The planes in this game are fucking weak. On the mission where I have to fly under the radar I nicked a tree and my plane turned into a godamn fireball. Skydiving is neat.

Schimid Nov 13th, 2004 06:40 PM

I fucking hate flying. I'm really REALLY bad at it, I can't even do the third driving school mission.

Schimid Nov 13th, 2004 06:41 PM

flying school, i mean. erps.

BlueOatmeal Nov 13th, 2004 07:21 PM

The fucking flying around the runway and landing pissed me off something fierce. I wanted to break the fucking game in half.

Schimid Nov 13th, 2004 07:27 PM

Alright, I've gotten considerately better at flying. I'm on the Wu Zi missions now, the ones in the casino.

This game is awesome :(

ArrowX Nov 13th, 2004 07:29 PM

I played Al queda with the passenger plane and the buildings :)

BlueOatmeal Nov 13th, 2004 07:40 PM

Why don't you use your typing hands for something constructive? Like giving me a handjob while fingering my ass.

ArrowX Nov 13th, 2004 07:44 PM

WHere do you live big sexy? ;)


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