Greetings my name is Alpha Nerd.
Just thought I would make my first post be on here.

Name-Alpha Nerd
Age-I do not feel like shareing that right now
job-student
where you at?-Washington State
why did you start posting-I saw a link on a local band site board
how long have you been on the board-First posting
hobbies-D&D, CoC, and Comic books
fav. music/band-the Pixies
fav. book-Preacher: Hell comes-a-walkin' or Anything H.P. Lovecraft
fav. movie-Episode V: ESB
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone yet.
what is that smell-Wet Wookie?

Nah, that's Zorak790. :(

And kellychaos, I'm willing to bet.

LOL are you some kind of dork :lol?

You like Coc, faggot.

:lol :lol :lol

:boot
westland, wayne, romulus, and inkster residents. michigan trash, they be! >:

That sucked, considering it took you 6 days to say that.

And your avatar still sucks

Spooky, I couldn't agree more.

except that i live in westland :(

My condolences :lol

Name- Roger
Age- 21
job- Student and nosepicker
where you at?- Same country as Swedish Chef
why did you start posting- I was bored ;)
how long have you been on the board- Lurking for some months
hobbies- Music, Friends, Videogames, building statues of thoose things you find in your ears
fav. music/band- To many to mention
fav. book- Tolkien of course (but that's perhaps not a book)
fav. movies- Gladiator, American History X, LotR, Shawshank Redemption
Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't hate, don't despise :)
what is that smell- Your moma

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 

Name- Jade
Age- little girl :(
job- nothing
where you at?- near houston
why did you start posting- i read visionary darkness for 3 (?) years before i realized it was a branch off of some other site (i-mockery!) so then i wanted to talk to the funny people etc.
how long have you been on the board- since now
hobbies- OCD
fav. music/band- kathleen hanna's everything, portishead
fav. book- sybil
fav. movie- too many
Who do you hate the most on this board- i suppose i don't know that yet
what is that smell- no

You like Coc? Faggot.

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 

Name- Pantaliamon
Age- 16
job- lazy bastard
where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- Just decided I needed more forums to post on.
how long have you been on the board- 2 days.
hobbies- Video games, music, Warhammer 40,000.
fav. music/band- heavy metal (genre) / Queen (band)
fav. book- His Dark Materials
fav. movie- Transformers: The Movie
Who do you dislike the most on this board- Nobody
what is that smell- Your momma *g*

Are you seriously retarded? I'm not joking, are you? Where did I say i like COC?

Hahahahaha, faggot. Seriously, though.

Hahahahaha, retard. Seriously, though.

Faggot?

Homophobic?

Are you kidding me, I love the gays.




Silly Cocface.

hey guys...this is my first post. i'm brand new to i-mockery.

Name- Aurora
Age- legal drinking age ;)
job- waitress at a catering company
where you at?- m-town.
why did you start posting- today!
how long have you been on the board- since today!
hobbies- music. computers. cars. piercings and tattoos.
fav. music/band- faith no more and the ramones.
fav. book- too many to list.
fav. movie- donnie darko.
Who do you hate the most on this board- nothing yet.
what is that smell- nag champa incense.

m-town? where the fuck is m-town?

Hey look, there's a newbie thread! I just found it! Woohoo! Let's fill out this cute little form now so I can neatly package my life into a few short answers.

Name - Perndog
Age - not old enough
Job - musician
Where you at? - Minneapolis
Why did you start posting - the devil made me do it.
How long have you been on the board - long enough to get in a couple of fights already
Hobbies - guitar, composing, books, and Paranoia
Fav. music/band - Guns N' Roses, among a hundred others
Fav. book - currently, Fight Club
Fav. movie - Mallrats
Who do you hate the most on this board - Retro Kat. Definitely. What a faggot. He loves the Coc.
What is that smell - That's the regulars who have been sitting in this newbie thread for so long they've gone rancid. :melt

Name: Xenia
Age: Thirt....oops...lets not go there!
Job: Kindergarten Teacher
Where you at?: California
Why did you start posting?: Lurking was just too boring!
How long have you been on the board?: Alias March 03/Ego July 03
Hobbies: Books, Video games, Music, I-Mockery message board
Fav. music/band: Tool, Deftones, Radiohead, Filter......
Fav. book: Tom Robbins "Jitterbug Perfume"
Fav. movie: BladeRunner, Donnie Darko...
Who do you hate the most on this board?: Hate?!? I am all about :love baby!
What is that smell?: I think it might be bushes burning in that white house over there....

Hey perndog, way to use the fuck out of my Coc joke. Coc sucker.



Although mad props on the Fight Club book. Chuck Palahniuk kicks ass. I'd also recommend Invisible Monsters and Lullabye.


Faggot?

I :love Rongi's new avatar