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pac-man May 26th, 2008 04:41 AM

I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 01:20 PM

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

Guitar Woman May 27th, 2008 01:48 PM

So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever

pac-man May 27th, 2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.
:orgasm

Sethomas May 27th, 2008 06:01 PM

Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 557721)
(5:54:45 PM) postlapsariaxx:areyou chojin
(5:54:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: uh, no?
(5:54:59 PM) Microwaved Grape: who is this
(5:55:01 PM) postlapsariaxx:kay!
(5:55:10 PM) postlapsariaxx:bye ^-^
(5:55:16 PM) Microwaved Grape: wait!
(5:55:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: you could be the love of my life!
(5:55:21 PM) Unable to send message: Not logged in
(5:55:29 PM) Microwaved Grape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:tear


I assume that had something to do with this D:

Meet Lyndsey:


Cute. :love

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:16 PM

How old is grade 12? :x

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:35 PM

Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:38 PM

The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside. :(

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 10:40 PM

Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada. :rolleyes


...unless that is how they die. :tear

Asila May 27th, 2008 11:02 PM

They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 11:07 PM

I wanna use...


...as I...

JediScum May 27th, 2008 11:11 PM

Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes

Pub Lover May 27th, 2008 11:37 PM

In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 557737)
He actually does fit the profile of the antichrist, but I don't really believe in that stuff anyways.

T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.

Esuohlim May 28th, 2008 12:15 AM

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

ASSHOLES

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 12:22 AM

Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.

Esuohlim May 28th, 2008 12:27 AM

Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

I will do a ban if rules are broken :glare

Pub Lover May 28th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 557767)
The people I care about, my education, keeping myself healthy, and also sex with beautiful girls :(

ALSO RELIGION :jesus

AND LYING ON THE INTERNET

If only I was a handsome 12 year old boy, I could be Esuohlim too. :tear

nothing4buddha May 28th, 2008 02:32 AM

hay guys what'd i miss?

Tadao May 28th, 2008 03:34 AM

JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.

T-Rex May 28th, 2008 07:29 AM

Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.

Shrubfest May 28th, 2008 11:12 AM

I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.

T-Rex May 28th, 2008 12:08 PM

Remember, accidents cause people. Use a condom.

GADZOOKS May 28th, 2008 12:11 PM

and don't drink and drive, you might spill your


faroutcollegehumor.net

Seven Force May 28th, 2008 12:48 PM

i dont get it


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