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Pub Lover Mar 30th, 2010 09:55 AM

:pagebrak

WhiteRat Mar 30th, 2010 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 678578)
the fake japanese gameshow one.

Bonzai?

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 03:27 PM

What do you think of this Tadao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM7boGB38gs

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 03:33 PM

I absolutely love Al Jourgensen. He could turn me gay. You've heard Revolting Cocks right? They do a lot of cheesy cover songs.

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 03:45 PM

ja ja ja ja ja. Revolting Cocks are good.

Al's one of my music heroes, I guess, still doing his thing past 50 and on into the future I'd bet. Sucks that I never got to see Ministry, though. It's always strange, when you're a fan of music just before your time.



Stranger, though, is what they sounded like before. :lol Makes me laugh my ass off.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 03:51 PM

He was just in L.A. last year with Revolting Cocks touring a new album.

Bod was here but I didn't get to bone her cause I had a GF, BUT I'M SURE SHE WOULD GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET ME. Especiall after she got wet from sitting on Al's lap.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 03:53 PM

Yeah, I remember bringing a Ministry tape to a party and they asked if it wa old Ministry or new. I said new and they didn't want to listen. It was a DANCE PARTY USA. I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 678944)
I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.

But you're the Ministry fan! :confused:

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2010 04:04 PM

MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

It's really hard to call it "new" Ministry, by the way, since a whopping one album sounded like that: Gaayyyyyyy.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 678946)
MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

Lemme get my camera...

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 04:10 PM

Yeah, this was when the live movie "In case you didn't feel like showing up" came out. Dance Ministry people called it new and never got over it. I guess it was some really good poppy shit, I could never get into it though.

executioneer Mar 31st, 2010 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 678837)
Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard. :(

you're mistaking cause and effect here

elx Mar 31st, 2010 11:39 AM

it's okay willie beards are silly anyway; they're rough and prickly and not fun to touch - you're better off without! :-)

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 11:48 AM

I don't know. Willie you always struck me as a Samson-like person. Perhaps you gain your strength through your beard. You probably know better than I do.

Also, what was it like having elx fondle your beard?

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 11:50 AM

Stachatorastic?

elx Mar 31st, 2010 11:54 AM

A BURNT CHILD WILL DREAD FIRE

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 12:28 PM

Willie's beard... touched you as a child? :\

elx Mar 31st, 2010 12:47 PM

LIFE IS NOT ALL BEERS AND SKITTLES

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 01:01 PM

Did he touch you with his penis beard?

elx Mar 31st, 2010 01:06 PM

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

Zhukov Mar 31st, 2010 01:43 PM

You don't make it easy. Your pictures were easier to decipher.

elx Mar 31st, 2010 02:14 PM

so how is everyone? :)

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 02:23 PM

I'M ANGRY


Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder

Placed on a desk in a specific way

That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS





"Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?"

"Folder?"

"THE BIG BLUE ONE."

"Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?"

"THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK"

"Ooooooooh shit man, my bad"

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2010 02:30 PM

I know a guy to whom the census has been his only job. Ever. Because he can't hold another one.

He's a fat cunt.

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2010 02:32 PM

if it makes you feel any better, I'm about 98% the other party in my own household threw away $100 worth of flea and heartworm medicine the other day but won't admit it :(


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