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elx Mar 31st, 2010 02:32 PM

sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

Otto Mar 31st, 2010 02:33 PM

My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 03:01 PM

I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 679130)
sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!

THE HELL I've lost the opportunity, I'm doing some fancy phoneline footwork right now, I'm getting that information back from the Census call centers. It would only be a stranger danger job if I was still stuck in the backwoods of Oregon, where grizzled rednecks hole up with their weaponry in makeshift fortresses and prepare for the New World Order.

my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 679135)
I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.

Really? Fuck, I may be bringing a roll of twenties when I go to the training sessions :eek

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 03:56 PM

Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.

elx Mar 31st, 2010 04:23 PM

sounds like a solid plan to me

Grislygus Mar 31st, 2010 05:58 PM

Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS

Fathom Zero Mar 31st, 2010 06:56 PM

http://img143.yfrog.com/i/b14.mp4/

Kitsa Mar 31st, 2010 09:19 PM

no

Tadao Mar 31st, 2010 11:25 PM

Bewbs or I move him closer. :lol

Dimnos Mar 31st, 2010 11:52 PM

Their faces. :lol

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 12:23 AM

"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 01:04 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand.

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

Grislygus Apr 1st, 2010 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 679173)
In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.

OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MY POOR PEOPLE

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 01:19 AM

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 01:23 AM



I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 01:26 AM

I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.

That's an awful beard though.

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 01:27 AM

She's toothy to the extreme. All gums.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 01:29 AM

Even so, the contrast in comparison is shocking at first glance and should not be allowed in society

Tadao Apr 1st, 2010 01:38 AM

KILL

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 01:56 AM

I'm just saying. That's one of the few things that's off-putting to me.

Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 02:24 AM

I think she's pretty darn attractive.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2010 02:40 AM

They are going out, though. Grinds my goddamn gears.


Zhukov Apr 1st, 2010 03:17 AM

God he looks even worse in that photo, and she looks better. What is his secret I wonder?

Fathom Zero Apr 1st, 2010 03:29 AM

Cunty facial hair.


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