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Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2008 03:36 PM

SEANLARGEY :x

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:36 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:37 PM

meat lovers blah
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Originally Posted by {{{K}}} (Post 104708)
http://www.meetyourmeat.com/ if ur an animal lover beware this is fucked up

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Originally Posted by O71394658 (Post 104712)
Isn't that cute. :)

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Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 104714)
I love meat. :)

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Originally Posted by Professor Cool (Post 104715)
What a treat!

What about a video that shows farmer cutting down corn stalks.

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Originally Posted by UtterParadox (Post 104737)
Wait a friggin' minute, vegans!

According to an article I skimmed through a while back, plants feel pain and can communicate it to other plants. For example, if a flower is being devoured by locusts, it can send out pheromones to other plants, warning them to engage their chemical defenses.

So there's NO form of diet that can completely avoid inflicting pain on some living thing. "Meet Your Meat" is just another form of ecoterrorism.

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Originally Posted by the_dudefather (Post 104767)
plants are no-where near as cuddily as animals, so many of them will not care.

also, when vegetables are harvested, dozens of furry animals are killed anyway in the combine harvesters (wild animals with a sense of freedom, who lead much happier lives than mcdonalds cows).

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 104776)
That video made me hungry for a nice slaughtered cow :yum

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Originally Posted by CastroMotorOil (Post 104779)
Im hungry, feel like a burger, really really bad.

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Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 104783)
Let's hope Jeanette doesn't see this. :chatter

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Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 104784)
The pheromones is a possibility I'm sure, but I doubt that plants can actually feel 'pain'. They have no central nervous system and therefore no 'pain receptors' - since they're generally immobile they don't need them, unlike mammals (e.g negative reinforcement for stepping on something sharp... the pain teaches the mammal not to do this again... or if there is a wound pain makes the animal protect that area which prevents infection or making it worse). As evil as the world is, I doubt evolution would've given plants to feel pain just for the hell of it.

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Originally Posted by Professor Cool (Post 104785)
Hey, if somehow some greater species can viciously kill me and make me into a delishous dish, they could go right for it.

Prime Cut Caucasian served in it gravy and bell peppers. Mmmmm

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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom (Post 104800)
:blah

Who fucking cares? Are you killing them? No. Shut up.

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 104806)
seriously, if animals were treated gently would it be more ethical to eat :confused

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104924)
no :(

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Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 104930)
Meat tastes best when you kill it yourself.

I love the smell of gutting my deer, and the rotting roadkill carcasses.

I love the sight of the deer falling in weakness, and the blood drip out of my rare steak.

I love the sounds of deer moaning in pain, and the bang of a gunshot.

In short, I love killing animals. Just be glad I don't enjoy killing humans.

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104932)
i'm sad that your "morals" prevent you from killing yourself. >:

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Originally Posted by the_dudefather (Post 104936)
im not a vegatarian, i was just pointing out the irony of being one.

i love delicous meat. especialy mince stew with mashed potatos. (cue hannibal lecter raspy tongue noise)

[/quote]

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104946)
what's so ironic about not eating meat?

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 104956)
Here's a quote from futurama:

"The only reason we don't eat humans is because they taste terrible"

>:

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105005)
i smell like cookies :eek

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 105166)
I was watching a show about chicken farmers and it was really disgusting. They have a dude that checks the chicks and if it's male it goes into a grinder to become a paste that they sell to the mink farmers for feeding the Minks. They also have to cut off the beak of the chicken or they will attack each other and if they gang up on one unlucky chicken they keep jabbing at the rectum and pull out it's intestines. I still eat meat but the process is very :puke

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Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105187)
mMmmMm.... grinder paste

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Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 105246)
Humans taste like chicken, you ass.

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 105249)
That wasn't even sort of funny :|

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Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 105250)
I don't give a damn whether it's funny to you or not, they do literally taste like chicken.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 105254)
Fuck you all with your narrow scope of what a Vegan is! >:

I hate animals more than any off you meat eaters could possibly ever do. >:

Yay! I love being drunk! :)

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Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105255)
that wasnt even sort of educational

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Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 105259)
I had a similar experience... I watched a show on some pig slaughterhouse one night when I was very low. It was disgusting... all these pink bodies crowded together in filth... piglets getting injected with all sorts of drugs... the conditions were enough to make me sick alone and that was before the actual slaughter. I'm not sure if it was the pot, but those pigs resembled naked humans so much it weirded me out. For me the decision to become a vegelesbian had nothing to do with animal rights (life feeds on life, I didn't write the rules), it was just that the unsanitary living conditions and hormones and drugs that animals have to endure made me disgusted at the thought of consuming them. After watching that I was vegetarian for almost six years, the last 3 of which I was vegan.

6 months in China took care of that though. :meat



Just because the end result is death doesn't mean pain that could be avoided should be inflicted. Say your mother has a terminal illness but decides she'd like to donate a kidney - should an anaesthetic not be used because she'll be dead soon anyway?

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Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105260)
publover totaly ruined that SWEET JOKE.

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Originally Posted by agroskaterik (Post 105267)
I agree with soundtest.

Are you still a vegitarian and or vegan?

Im seriously thinking about it.

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 105269)
i seriously wasnt being sarcastic. im trying to put it together in my mind wether an that lived humanely would be more ethical to eat on my end?

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Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105271)
food thats treated humainly tastes better because its not just rotting in a cage eating hormones for 5 years

and vegans.. the brain dosent function without protine
wich i guess explains the love of soy ice cream

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 105275)
Chickens are cannibals, that's why the pointy shit on their beaks is removed (like someone said above). Cows will also gore each other occassionally if their horns aren't removed. I know this because half my relatives live on a farm. :eek

I don't really care how animals are treated. All that matters to me is how well their meat is taken care of. :meat

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 105276)
how are those hindu people so smart then? :lol

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Originally Posted by soundtest (Post 105277)
When I first got to China I tried to stay vegetarian, but since vegetarianism is almost unheard of there (the exception being Buddhists), I gave in completely after about 6 weeks. Now I don't go out of my way to eat meat and I never cook or handle it myself, but I'll eat it maybe once a week or less. So I guess the answer is no.



I don't really know what you're saying here. By ethical do you mean how guilty you should feel? If I were to be eaten after my death, I know I would prefer it if I was dealt with humanely beforehand.

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Originally Posted by O71394658 (Post 105281)
In all seriousness, I think the stuff that is happening to animals terrible, but the fact remains that I just simply don't trust PeTA. I know that a lot of time was put into that production, and the absolute worst areas were shown. Obviously there's a bias, so taking everything they say as absolute truth, I have trouble swallowing (NPI).

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Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER (Post 105301)
im eating a chicken pita its delicious

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105311)
you sure you aren't a vegan, champ?

besides, vegans get protein from alternative sources.

here's an article about vegetable vs animal protein.

i don't eat anymore for a variety of reasons. the main one being that the thought of consuming an animal that has been shot up with god only knows how many antibiotics and hormones makes me get all whoozy feeling. i also believe that since i can get my nutrition from other sources that there is no reason for me to consume a cow, just because it tastes good. it's just not nice.

that's what i think, anyways.

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Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 105313)
WHEN I EAT MEAT AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY DO TO THE ANIMALS I DO THIS:


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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 105314)
you wear a suit?

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Originally Posted by Alphonse (Post 105316)
Yes. :)

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Originally Posted by pissed off salesman (Post 105351)
That movie is easily a nominee for best comedy.

:domo

I almost didn't do this one when I saw I posted on page two. :(

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:39 PM

:oneofthosedays you guys

Kitsa Jun 23rd, 2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 563176)
I don't know if I want to look at Gabby's fat ugly face anymore, I want that cute bitch Shrub back :(

Plus she is wearing big glasses.

Where is the "fat" thing coming from? In all honesty, she doesn't look that fat to me.

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 03:42 PM

you must be fat then kitsa :x

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:43 PM

Fat people are gross

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:44 PM

THE DUDE 3936 (3:43:57 PM): hey pubic pub lover
Lemmysomemoney (3:44:12 PM): What? >:
Lemmysomemoney (3:44:18 PM): BEEN ONE OS THOSE DAYS? >:
THE DUDE 3936 (3:44:23 PM): not really
THE DUDE 3936 (3:44:34 PM): but lets post this in the chat :>

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:44 PM

Seeing fat people makes me sick. :(

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:46 PM

I was a juice box
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Originally Posted by Mystie (Post 354979)
This one time for Halloween my mom dressed me up as a drink box of Hershey's Chocolate Milk.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 355005)
wow that sure is interesting

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 355037)
I could never decide if those Hershey Chocolate Milk boxes were really good or fucking awful. Anyone else's thoughts?

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Originally Posted by Alliumphobia (Post 355049)
This thread is awesome man! :bestthread

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Originally Posted by DSBurroughs (Post 355063)
Hershey's Juice boxes were always like...the poor man's alternative to Yoo-Hoo. So you can't really hate them, but you know that you should be drinking something better.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 355079)
I'd drink those every day at lunch in 5th grade, but then one night I barfed a nasty chocolate barf all over the place and damn near ruined my snes, so now I stay the hell away from them :(

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Originally Posted by Mystie (Post 355082)
There's something just plain wrong with milk that doesn't need to be refridgerated.

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 355100)
Guitar Woman you're so dreamy. :love

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 355448)
Yeah, she'll do that kinky shit for you, but watch out about getting any of it on her stuff. She aims for the groin. :x

:domo

Moere me, from when GW was my internet girlfriend.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:47 PM

Oh jesus, I hate mispelling More. Fuck you 4chan. >:

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:47 PM

THE DUDE 3936 (3:46:46 PM): btw whats all the garbage you keep posting? i dont feel like reading it

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329626)


is a wittle armadillo!

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix (Post 329630)

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329706)


is just a little baby!

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix (Post 329725)
:yum

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 329731)
:(

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Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 329869)
oh gawd

:domo

Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside, you Dime Bars.

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 563222)
THE DUDE 3936 (3:46:46 PM): btw whats all the garbage you keep posting? i dont feel like reading it

Post my reply.

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:51 PM

Lemmysomemoney (3:47:27 PM): Old posts that guests are reading.
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:31 PM): Put me on ignore.
THE DUDE 3936 (3:47:46 PM): no >:

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:52 PM

k guys i'm going to beat off then work out ttyl

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:54 PM

I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW >:

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104573)
ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK >:

WELL IS IT :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104576)
yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister. >:

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104578)
oh :(

how about just a handful or so :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 104580)
if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 104585)
:(

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women :(

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME :(

POOP :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 105150)
STILL IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by FS (Post 105184)

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 105633)
still :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106056)
>:

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106543)
:(

-willie

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface (Post 106562)
Set something on fire.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 106576)
already did :(

:(

-willie

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Originally Posted by imported_Hollycaust (Post 106711)
There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.


They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!


If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 108259)
thanks, that helps a little I guess :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 109777)
:(

-willie

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Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 109821)
If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 110135)
I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 117331)
The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me. :)

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 117332)
And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

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Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118214)
OMG :love

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 118219)
What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

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Originally Posted by Drev (Post 118223)
I think Willie needs a cookie! :)

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 118249)
I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 118250)
FUCK you.

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Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118633)
>:
i'm not a guy.

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Originally Posted by CLICK9 (Post 118644)
....but the ray-bans and Big Dogs T-shirt part was accurate.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 128226)
FUCK YOU, LOVE LINE FORUM >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 137117)
>:

-willie

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Originally Posted by Spectre X (Post 137119)
It's ok :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 137293)
sez you :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156681)
I'm sad :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156751)
hi! :)

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Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck (Post 156757)
Your avatar confuses the shit out of me.

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156763)
i can understand it if his does... i don't know what you're talking about if you're talking about mine

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Originally Posted by Suck 'n' Fuck (Post 156792)
Your avatar.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156796)
it's a DANCEY HORSE :eek

hi :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by camacazio (Post 156798)
Why don't you EXECUTE someone? :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 156813)
it's a dancing horse, that i made out of a picture of a horse that has a broken leg. press stop in your browser to see it.

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Originally Posted by Jason (Post 156820)
I see it now..interesting.

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Originally Posted by Anonymous (Post 156821)
No you're not

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 156938)
CHUCKEL CHUCKLE :lol

:(

-willie

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Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 157826)
Willie, dont be upset, Im not getting laid either, and one im a female and two im sexy as hell!! :(

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Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157829)
EXECUTE LENOR :(

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Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157830)
....THEN FUCK HER :)

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 157854)
YEAH BUT LENORE YOU SEE YOU AT LEAST HAVE FOND (OR UNFOND W/E) MEMORIES TO LOOK BACK ON :(

-willie

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Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean (Post 157967)
OLD MEMORIES= SO OVVERRATED :rolleyes

EXECUTION+INTERCOURSE-OLD MEMORIES+ E=MC2= FUN >:

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 157973)
mister vagiclean I'm not so sure you're smart enough to do math >: maybe you better lay off it for a while >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 157988)
Well, at least last night's space ghost was super lol :(

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 157992)
Oh fucking fuck, I forgot to tape Adult Swim last night. :(

NOW I'M IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 157993)
It had triumph on it 8)

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 163737)
I think I'm going to be a mysogynist now >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 163742)
Girls are just out for the money and not the sex :(

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat (Post 163796)
EAT SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS! THATS THE BEST.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 163857)
stuff all y'all >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 163942)
Dun be mad willie, I dun get teh secks either. :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 164088)
girls make me angry esp. when they're on the rag b/c they're all bitchy and shit >:

-willie

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 164101)
2 tru

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 323696)
WOMEN *grumble grumble*

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 323703)
Did you try the 'wearing a hat' idea yet?

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 323763)
many times

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 323776)
Then im stumped. :/

Oh well at least you will always have us :)

If that doesn't depress the hell out of you i dont know what will.

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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx (Post 324081)
:(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 324088)
i guess i just dont understaaaaand the ladies

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Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 324106)
we are just like you only we have boobs and vaginas instead of no boobs and the ability to make a mangina.

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Originally Posted by kellychaos (Post 324244)
Enlarged to show beauty of de tail.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 324312)
i dont really understand most guys either i just get more FRUSTRATED by my inability to understand women

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324497)
I understand women lol I'm like a real life Will Smith guy from that movie where he gets Kevin whatever together with a woman lol thats me

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324498)
only white

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Originally Posted by Helm (Post 324503)
I hate those fucking Nigers too.

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 324889)
Yo yo mike check mike check!

HEY-EY-EY
HEY-EY-EY

SWITCH!

TURN AROUND AND
HIT IT

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 563225)
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:27 PM): Old posts that guests are reading.
Lemmysomemoney (3:47:31 PM): Put me on ignore.
THE DUDE 3936 (3:47:46 PM): no >:

PUT ME ON IGNORE! >:

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 03:56 PM

ALL OF YOU! >:

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563221)
Oh jesus, I hate mispelling More. Fuck you 4chan. >:

MISSPELLING :LOL

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2008 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 563230)
ALL OF YOU! >:

Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 04:02 PM

Chan that isn't a meme though

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 563232)
Dude you live in New Zealand that means pretty much the whole world put you on ignore :x

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 04:03 PM

:domo

Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2008 04:03 PM

:domo :rawr


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