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10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 24th, 2008 01:58 PM

I just saw a commercial for the snuggies. I didn't know they were just a backwards robe. They do look comfy as shit though.

pac-man Dec 24th, 2008 03:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
"God damnit! I want the remote, but I don't want to take my arm from underneath the blanket. Aaargh!"

The 21st century muumuu. Now you can shit with your blanket on.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 04:20 PM

I thought that it looked sort of nice, but I was a bit thrown when they showed kids and adults wearing it (in decent proportion) and the voiceover said, "One size fits all"

DevilWearsPrada Dec 24th, 2008 05:31 PM

I like how the chick in the beginning looks and acts like she's literally freezing to death quickly

Shrubfest Dec 24th, 2008 06:39 PM

20 minutes to christmas....

OOOOOOH.

Hot chocolate time!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 06:40 PM

I thought you had yours already.

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2008 07:15 PM

6 hrs. here.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 07:21 PM

I made Tadao black and nobody cared!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 07:25 PM

Racist!

Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604062)

I can't figure it out, but it looks like one of those pimp character on Fridays or something with hair straightner.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 07:42 PM

It's your pic, I just matched the skin tones to the kid's arms.


Tadao Dec 24th, 2008 07:56 PM

Just messin with you nutty lady, Merry Xmas.

Dixie Dec 24th, 2008 08:34 PM

I'm tempted to take a picture of one of my blood clots and photoshopping a little Santa hat on it.
But I don't think anyone else would enjoy it.
Except maybe Jeanette.

Kitsa Dec 24th, 2008 08:45 PM

are you ok CiG? It seems like you just had your last period a week ago.

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604121)
k, this is for fans of the Garage Sale Bathroom Incident, who chortled at my suffering.



...and yes, that is pretty much what it looked like.

At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 01:47 AM


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Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 02:26 AM

Hi Danny

Aaarg Dec 25th, 2008 03:34 AM

way to break the internats

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 05:09 AM

sup tadao

Tadao Dec 25th, 2008 05:14 AM

NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604131)
At least the toilet lid was closed to keep the smell minimal.


I think it was. I don't remember. I do remember shit actually dripping from the ceiling and at that point I pretty much blacked out.

There were shit-footprints on the floor and shit handprints on everything she'd touched....toilet handle, tp roll, drawers, towels....she'd even hand-over-handed it down the countertop to get to the door (also covered with shit on the inside, but not pictured)

The big mystery to me is, she asked me to bring her clothes in there because her white suit was ruined (stupid me, thought she'd just pissed herself). I brought her a long skirt. It was one of those hippie-style skirts that fans out; how did she get that on and get out, being a frail old lady, without getting shit on it? I didn't smell it on her as they pushed by me to get out of the house.

Kitsa Dec 25th, 2008 09:02 AM

Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604150)
NO YOU SHUT UP! How ya been doing? You've been quite lately. You hiding from the popo?

nah this place got borin' for a while

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604155)
Also, Liquid, not that you actually speak to me or anything, but does that kid's sweatshirt say PENIS in the first pic?

lol i think it does D:

& I SPEAK TO YOUA LL THE TIME :rolleyes


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