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HickMan Jan 30th, 2007 01:36 PM

When I first saw the number of pages I almost FREAKED

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 01:54 PM

uh ohhh i might have a job ez-mart :x

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:13 PM

lol ezmart SUCKS

but i think they have 5th avenues :) steal me like a whole box

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 02:15 PM

You can use your keyboard to adjust the volume of objects 10-30 feet away? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 463461)
lol ezmart SUCKS

but i think they have 5th avenues :) steal me like a whole box

it's the only job available shut up ;<

ill be getting 8hr shifts, though :x

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:19 PM

what kind of whiney baby are you i use to work 14 hours a day delivering pizza no less and by the end of the day i would be so delerious that i wouldnt even know where to go so i'd just drive around getting high & the order would be so late i would just make them pay for it anyways but then my work assumed it was free so i kept the money

that job closed down :o i will always miss smoking cigarettes while making the sauce cups with my added special ingredient :o ash :o

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 02:20 PM

i wasn't whining, b*tch

8hrs is good compared to my last couple jobs ;o

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:21 PM

what working at the buckle for 4 hours 1 of which was lunch time at the foodcourt? :lol

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 02:23 PM

lol i wanted a job at the buckle shut up but my cars broke so i cant get there :X

AND NO I MEAN MCDONALDS

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 02:23 PM

I hate hearing about what food service creeps do to the food that I end up buying :<

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:26 PM

we had so many roaches, they LOVED the parmasean. if we didn't cover it, they would like rush to it & dive in it like scrooge mcduck except instead of gold coins it was smelly parmesean which apparently they liked alot

and they liked the salad dressing too one time some college kids were at the buffet and they were like "theres a roach in the 1000 island" and we were like "OH." they left. we just fished the roach out and put it back out on the line

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 02:29 PM

i said 'hate', not 'love'

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:31 PM

one time this really fat guy ordered our large calazone which came with like 4 toppings and he was like "4x CHEEZE" we all were laughing so hard by the time it came out of the oven and we nick named it the "constipation calazone"

who would eat such a thing :(

LegoLars Jan 30th, 2007 02:32 PM

:rock hi.

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 02:34 PM

do you say one-thousand island, noob3? ;<

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 463466)
what kind of whiney baby are you i use to work 14 hours a day delivering pizza no less and by the end of the day i would be so delerious that i wouldnt even know where to go so i'd just drive around getting high & the order would be so late i would just make them pay for it anyways but then my work assumed it was free so i kept the money

lol at this

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 02:35 PM

whatever the hell that dressing is called i thoughit was "thousand island"

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 02:38 PM

okay okay i call it thousand islaand but the way you typed it i thought you said it like one-thousand island :x

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 03:41 PM

This new loading graphic just makes me want to post all day :<

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 03:46 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (the n word)

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 03:49 PM

I must be saying NIGGAS! :eek too much again. ;(


NIGGAS! :eek

Grislygus Jan 30th, 2007 03:49 PM

I officially have no ideas for the Flag Ninja contest. I just made the most tasteless and stupid thing I could think of and sent it in.

Wait, I mean
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 463529)
I-Mockery Chat Room (the n word)


Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 463527)
This new loading graphic just makes me want to post all day :<

Haha, ok that little guy is pretty cool. Good Job! :D

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 04:31 PM

Darkie.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 04:53 PM

Let me see this loading graphic here

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 04:53 PM

Haha that's cool I want to see it again

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 04:54 PM

I didn't really like the change at first but now I think these new forums are schnazzy as fuck :picklehat

Guitar Woman Jan 30th, 2007 04:56 PM

The problem with this is retards who are gonna post just to see that guy, i.e. me

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 04:59 PM

I don't mind seeing you post alot, baby. :love

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 05:01 PM

Pub's going to get more personal time with Stan than any of us :<

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 05:08 PM

What is with this idea that everyone has?

I don't post all that much.

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 05:17 PM

YOU POST IN YOUR DREAMS

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 05:23 PM

Indeed. :(

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 05:25 PM

horray for new avatars

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 05:26 PM

does anyone have the new tom waits albums?


it seriously rocks everything ever. i fucking love it so much

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 05:31 PM

Rongi at first I was going to ask you why you have a David Duchovney avatar boy is my e-face red.

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 05:31 PM

hahaha i love you milhouse :D

rest in peace bill :(

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 30th, 2007 05:32 PM

I've got them. Waits is King. The man has the gift of noise.

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 05:33 PM

I've been meaning to pick up more Hicks albums but they're controlled by Rykodisc who are a bunch of price-gouging fucks.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 05:34 PM

Bill Hicks investigating paranormal crimes would have been... I don't know. Terrible or fantastic? A subtle blend perhaps.

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 05:36 PM

he was obviously a homosexual to smoke 100's anyways

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 463626)
i don't understand why we aren't enough for you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 463632)
That was back when the fact that I had a ding dong was still fresh news and I ran away crying because I though my I-Mock life was over :<

Ding-Dongalicious, baby. :orgasm

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 463643)
he was obviously a homosexual to smoke 100's anyways

that might've just been for the photo >:

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463637)
I've been meaning to pick up more Hicks albums but they're controlled by Rykodisc who are a bunch of price-gouging fucks.

if you want, here's a site http://www.countsofthenetherworld.com/ they're mostly bootlegs, so quality can be iffy. i reccomend the "I'm Sorry Folks" boot. it's fucking gold


so far i've only listened to the first disc of orphans. my favorite might be Lucinda

i think i might buy bone machine soon

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 06:22 PM

9000th post.

Or something. Yeah. ;(

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 06:23 PM

Pfft yeah that used to be a lot :rolleyes

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 06:23 PM

congrats the only post count i was excited about was 3333 but then I made a 3334 post by accident :/

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463693)
Pfft yeah that used to be a lot :rolleyes

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. :(


;)

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 06:34 PM

Hey guys, check my profile. Can you see my infractions? & is ****** uncensored? :eek

Noodles Jan 30th, 2007 06:35 PM

Neither does the world.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 463705)
Neither does the world.

Oh, suck a cock, you stupid newb. :rolleyes

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 06:39 PM

has anybody noticed that jokes about aids arent funny anymore?

i blame the internet

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 07:04 PM

i wish i had my comics i made a long time ago for my "i have aids" comic

but they were all deleted by geocities

true story

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 07:18 PM

I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.

Rongi Jan 30th, 2007 07:25 PM

that really sucks, noob. i remember thinking those comics were great.

are there any good webcomics left? one of my favorites died a year ago ( sexy losers :( ). i love marc m's comics on sick animation, but i need MORE

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 463725)
I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.

Way too far over the line, boy! >:

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 07:29 PM

disabled your posting for a two hour period cause you're acting like a retarded garden tool. Seriously...you couldn't even make it into industrial plant grooming.

Anyhoo, I don't normally do anything to moderate the forum but i have nothing better to do and you're here bein' a dick...so you know

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 07:33 PM

Whatever. The jerks just couldn't handle how awesome we are!

Code:

haha, guys. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 07:47 PM

Tropical: for fuck sake, can chojin make a Tropical's NSFW board that is jerk friendly
Pub Lover: No.
Pub Lover: You're on the wrong irony setting. You need to crank it up past 20
Pub Lover: I-Mockery isn't about jerking off. It's about the cock punch.
Tropical: i mock sucks
Pub Lover: Fine. Don't go there
Tropical: fine



What is up with people thinking that thread is really about posting good porn?

Is porn that hard to find on the internet? AHY DOHN'T THIIINK SO!

executioneer Jan 30th, 2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 463438)
But this keyboard be used to adjust volumes and whatnot at a range of about 10-30 feet.

Are your arms that long Chojin? 10-30 feets?

I suspect not. >:

i can, but that's because my computer's hooked directly to my surround sound and i got a remote control for that

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 463725)
I'm sorry about the whole racist remark thing. I took it to another level and I guess people just weren't ready for that.

lol :<

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 08:07 PM

That was one of your infractions, right?

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 08:09 PM

I got infracted for being too cool, according to Chojin. I tried to get an appeal, but he pmed me back saying "fuck u"

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 08:11 PM

I wanted to give rog an infraction for 2000 points for starting a new forum, but it wouldn't let me :<

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 08:12 PM

what happens if i get 3 points of infraction?

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 08:14 PM

How many points does it take to win?

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 09:47 PM

HEY FATHOM I'LL TRADE YOU MY POINTS FOR FIVE DOLLARS

executioneer Jan 30th, 2007 09:49 PM

can i get an infraction if i say the word niggеrs :(

Juttin Jan 30th, 2007 09:52 PM

WATCH OUT, THOUGH

3 Infractions, and you lose your car

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2007 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 463799)
can i get an infraction if i say the word niggеrs :(

Mine was for misspelling it. ;(

executioneer Jan 30th, 2007 09:54 PM

well spelling IS important, after all

xbxDaniel Jan 30th, 2007 10:08 PM

My profile pic doesn't seem to be appearing.

xbxDaniel Jan 30th, 2007 10:09 PM

Goddam I'm stupid.

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2007 11:10 PM

Oh shit. The Undertaker just challenged Lashley for the ECW belt at Wrestlemania.

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 11:12 PM

g'night guys!

Emu Jan 30th, 2007 11:41 PM

l8r man

Sam Jan 30th, 2007 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 463834)
Oh shit. The Undertaker just challenged Lashley for the ECW belt at Wrestlemania.

No he didn't, i'm sure he will show up on Smackdown and pull the same thing with Batista. Since he did it to Cena also. :rolleyes

Misdemonar Jan 30th, 2007 11:59 PM

:x
idk

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 12:47 AM

Is anyone else seeing the Secret REView Forum? :eek

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2007 12:49 AM

No, what are talking about, that's weird lol lol lol
Code:

Dude, don't talk about secret vet stuff on the open forum. >:

Bape will totally demote you for that & then you'll have to have a second initiation.


MLE Jan 31st, 2007 12:56 AM

hey guys i like the quick reply thing

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2007 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 463945)
No, what are talking about, that's weird lol lol lol
Code:

Dude, don't talk about secret vet stuff on the open forum. >:
 
Bape will totally demote you for that & then you'll have to have a second initiation.


;) ;) ;)

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 01:03 AM

I don't know what that's about. Emily says she can't see the upcoming pieces forum so I doubt it has anything to do with my usergroup.

kahljorn Jan 31st, 2007 01:42 AM

you guys are a bunch of sinners :(

Mockery Jan 31st, 2007 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463942)
Is anyone else seeing the Secret REView Forum? :eek

Thanks for the head's up on that. It's not an upcoming reviews/article forum that you were seeing, it was actually a forum we were using to test the vBulletin code with on another section of the site. It's mainly garble 'n stuff right now, nothing exciting.

:themoreyouknow

SKATERMONKEY Jan 31st, 2007 07:17 AM

virgin post

SKATERMONKEY Jan 31st, 2007 08:01 AM

I'm still a virgin what gives

SKATERMONKEY Jan 31st, 2007 08:11 AM

I thought ppl came here

SKATERMONKEY Jan 31st, 2007 08:14 AM

Join Date: Jan 1970 <<<<<<<<<<THE HELL

Location: Burbank, CA
Posts: 23,632

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 08:52 AM

People don't come here at 9 AM, AChimp 2

Chojin Jan 31st, 2007 08:53 AM

In other words, most of us have jobs.

I've just been sick this week ;<

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 09:05 AM

morning, ******s

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2007 09:10 AM

g'mornin nooob3 and chojin!
i'm about to head to school, i hope you two have a great day :D

p.s. get well soon!

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 09:14 AM

i am about to go to school too, i don't want to go it's like freezing ass out there :(

liquidstatik Jan 31st, 2007 09:15 AM

i don't want to go because i have a massive headache and i hurt my wrist this morning ;<

but anyway afk!

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 09:18 AM

pfft i always have headaches when i wake up i think there's somthing wrong with my brain :( i have brainworms :o

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2007 09:25 AM

Guys I'm going to be sculpting naked people today. I suck at that.

noob3 Jan 31st, 2007 09:28 AM

it's ok to sculpt with an erection

BYE GUYS TIME FOR SCHOOL

Grislygus Jan 31st, 2007 09:29 AM

But sculpting with it?

sadie Jan 31st, 2007 10:19 AM

yah, well, speaking of pains, my stupid tmj jaw $#%^^ has been acting up again the last few days. this morning i was in tears almost by the time i got the kids to the sitters'. my two-year-old said, "i hope you feel better, mommy. i will pray for you." :aw i brought the heating pad to school with me, along with 800 mg. motrin. :( it's been at least a couple of years since i've had it this badly. :(


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