I'm putting up my pictures!

Ok, so I get this package, yeah? It was sent from Schimid, yeah? He gave me a note, no? It told me that I was a total ladies' man, which we all know, right? But he gave me a starter kit anyway so I can be a better jigalo as Rob Schnider would say, right?

It came with a varity of useful lady catchers! Take a looksee!


not pictured: California Scents Air Freshener

So I was totally stoked! I got some cologne!


Fuck Axe and Brut! This is where it's at!


I also got...wait..what's this? ALRIGHT SO SATAN HORNS. Now I can be the bezelbub that I always wanted to be!

Or wait...maybe not :(


Well my sadness thanks to my big head was stopped in it's tracks when I found something I can really use on the ladies!

Some handcuffs with no key! Not Pictured: HickMan using his brute strength to break through the cold steel handcuffs. Jus like Shaq would.

And finally...what the? Oh no! Not on my Christmas! Oh God not the QUEERS WITH MISMATCHING HEADS!

Oh but it was...Those damn Roberts...Queering up Christmas with their pink and turquoise short shorts...They got me good this time, but I won't stand for it..not again.

Take that ya damn fudge packer!

and a Round House Kick for you, queer boy!

Gay Robert: NOOOOO! :darthvaderlol

Well, after THAT fiasco, it was safe to say that Christmas was saved. Even though it had passed about five days ago. To celebrate, I had a nice strong drink. All thanks to Schimid.

Oh yeah...that's gonna cleanse that nasal clog I had!

I-MOCKERY.COM CHRISTMAS FOR LIFE YEAH

And what Happened next...was a Christmas Miracle


Hickman! We all love you! Oil Wrestle time!



Thanks, Schimid...YOU'RE the man now, dog.

It's a christmas miracle!
I'm touched

wow hickman

what a fucking crazy christmastree

AND...


you look goooooood :)

next year, i wanna join sacred santa too.
i hope germany is not too far away for it ;)

HE WENT TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF FINALLY TAKING THE PICS AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN MUSTER UP IS MARC SUMMERS AND THAT OTHER PUNK?! FOR SHAME!

It's hardly on a par with your bitch tits, IG.

hihihihi you really have tits gnihihi

but i found you didnt try hard to paint yourself

I forgive you SF


Where the hell is the rest of everyone else's pictures?? It's practically valentines day now for godsakes

baaaaaaaaaaan ;)

i am really enjoying you, lunlun :D

i'm not >:

Figures. :rolleyes

same to you :)

(i love the english language because nobody knows if i just mean glowbelly or glowbelly AND nothing4buddha)

but i just meant glowbelly.......... of course

ALRIGHTSERIOUSLYWHATTHEFUCK

so when do the bannings start?

in the end those could be the best gifts of all!

damn I really wish I'd bothered to check out the forum sooner, I'd always seen the link there, but never clicked it. Hopefully there'll be another round of secret santa next Christmas.

You people who have received presents have until Midnight on Sunday to post something before you're banned. You people whose recipients have yet to receive presents have until that same deadline to prove in some way that you did send the present, with similar repurcussions.

Off the top of my head, this includes Schimid, IS, and Johnyy Darko, but I'm sure there are others that fit this description. This applies to you all as well.

uh oh boogie is gonna get banned :eek

It's like Santa's naughty list. Be sure you check it twice, Chojin! :doh

Honestly, if people who haven't taken pics yet are being grouped together with people who haven't even sent anything, I don't care about being banned.

Truth is, I don't have a digital camera or even a regular camera and I'm not about to go through everyone I know asking if they do. I'll eventually get some pics up but I don't know when it'll be. If people who've been around forever like schimid, boogie, italian, orange juice bruice and I are gonna get banned for something like that while retards like lunlun are overrunning the place, I won't miss this place at all anyway.

You can't be serious Zomboid.

still haven't gotten mine, for the record.

huh? it was in the rules in the first post of this thread. hell, the pictures were pretty much the point of the entire swap. i don't see how you can justify getting all whiny-ass about getting punished for not doing something you OBVIOUSLY agreed to do.

that's like going to a restaurant, getting something to eat, then being all "I HAVE NO MONEY AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES, HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY. MAYBE I WILL AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE BUT I'VE COME HERE BEFORE AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT."

I could've sworn I didn't read anything about a deadline for getting pictures in. Either way, I don't really care. I'll try to get it done and if I don't it's no big deal to me.

Heh, plus I think that if I took pictures of what I got I'd be banned for posting porn.

I meant you can't be serious as in you don't actually think you will be banned.

I've seen bannings handed out for less.