Have Stalker
 

Do not want.

Do. Not. Want.

What the hell is she not wearing pants?

I dunno. I don't know.

thankfully, yes, she does have pants on, that's just an illusion there..

thanks for ruining the whole thing for me elx.

was about to load up the van and everything :(

My friend told me she ran into my ex girlfriend at a halloween party this weekend. Apparently she spent two hours talking shit about me but then revealed that she drives over 30 minutes just to drive by my house at night. Does this mean I have a stalker too?

only if youre luck ;)

Just be really nice to her because if you're a jerk she'll only stalk you more.

I believe this thread holds the answerers you seek.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...9701485&page=3

WOMEN LOVE JERSK, GOT IT

No I was thinking pee on her. :\

WOMEN LOVE BEING DEMEANED IN A LIQUID FASHUN, GOT IT

NO FATHOM, LIQUIFY HER FROM THE INSIDEEEESSSSSS

Brundle-Fly style. With corrosive ejaculate!

Dude just fuck her and get it out of her system. At least she's decent looking instead of being some obsessive hambeast.

That didn't work so well in Fatal Attraction.

I've never been stalked before but here's a piece of wisdom I read somewhere.

"Anyone capable of stalking and violating someone else's privacy is probably capable of murder too. Stalking is basically just hunting, but for a darker meat." (I added that last bit to give it some pizazz. I hope it wasn't too bone chilling.)

This is about celebrity stalking though so you should be okay. maybe.

I got rid of her. I don't need anymore hot chick cramping my style.

Well Glenn Close isn't worth the trouble, but I have a thing for cute unstable girls.

Let the fuglies roam wild and free now.

Fat chicks need love, too. You should know that, Silly!

Fat chicks do more.

FAT CHICKS ARE THUS TWICE AS LIKELY TO BLOW YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY