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GUESS WHAT I'M DOING, SAM

GOING TO PAX :lol

Hoho

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 681838)

GETTING LAID BY A WOMAN :lol

Hoho

:rolleyes

HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE MILK SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE

Beat you at your own game, chief.

too bad it doesn't qualify for the $100 university discount :rolleyes

Shame, that. Worth it anyway, I guarantee. I've written two papers on it already and I'm typing on it at this moment.

i dunno, i toyed around with one and i wasn't impressed. it's literally just a giant iphone without the phone or the camera, right? :(

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 684836)

i dunno, i toyed around with one and i wasn't impressed. it's literally just a giant iphone without the phone or the camera, right? :(

It's a giant iPod Touch. But I'm surprised how much that changes things. But do what you want, I'm fucking happy.

Where is the keyboard? On the back?

It's a software keyboard.

Hey guys I found a really funny flash game.... oh sorry :(

Were you being sarcastic about shitty flash games or the iPad's lack of flash? I can't tell.

Apple products steal your sarcasm detector vibes and turn you into an asspie.

I bet you having lots of fun downloding apps from the "Apple Store tm" and downloading and playing your favorite mp3s. Tell me do you play mp3s and just sit there and stare at it while it plays?

Do you use it while jogging and wave it around yelling "look at me! I'm trendy!".

Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?

Have you dropped it yet?

I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..

Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?

Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684898)

I bet you having lots of fun downloding apps from the "Apple Store tm" and downloading and playing your favorite mp3s. Tell me do you play mp3s and just sit there and stare at it while it plays?

Yes and no.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684899)

Do you use it while jogging and wave it around yelling "look at me! I'm trendy!".

No.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684900)

Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684901)

Have you dropped it yet?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684902)

I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..

No. And there are no Japanese cartoons on Netflix.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684903)

Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?

No. I've already got an address book.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 684904)

Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?

I don't eat Doritos and you can just wipe it off easily if there was.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 684897)

Apple products steal your sarcasm detector vibes and turn you into an asspie.

Yes.

It's weird 'cause they're not that popular yet. I guess that's how the iPhone was, too. But I really can't see it being popular with most people.

it's great that you enjoy your investment, the ipad is the best for what it does right now.
that wont change for a long time; there's no end in sight for those of us waiting on the slate with windows 7 :(

Theres been windows tablets for years now, there just not as shiny as the ipad so nobody notices them.