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FartinMowler May 27th, 2004 07:17 PM

Would you do this?
 
I was watching some sex show and they said that they can cut the skin under your penis and it will lengthen it :/ kinda like a tongue if you wanted it longer... I was thinking that it would be kinda funny if when you get old and you had this done and your balls hung really low as a side affect :(

Cap'n Crunch May 27th, 2004 08:36 PM

I tried it and it didn't work. :(

Snatchtastic May 28th, 2004 01:49 PM

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Only if you could hide a gun in it.

kellychaos May 28th, 2004 03:30 PM

Why are you worried about my balls? :(

Terra May 28th, 2004 07:15 PM

I suppose if somebody's dick was that useless and that was the only other option, a pair of low slung nutsacks might actually look attractive.

Big McLargehuge May 28th, 2004 08:03 PM

what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

Cap'n Crunch May 28th, 2004 09:05 PM

Billy Biballs :rolleyes

eatxmexupx May 29th, 2004 12:07 AM

are you unsatisfied with your dick?... seriously i dont think length matters

Terra May 29th, 2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

Obviously one that feels the need to carve his dick up in order to make it longer.

Skulhedface May 29th, 2004 10:55 AM

One of these days, I want to have an operation to surgically implant a hyper death ray in my penis.

Imagine the one-liner possibilities! "Don't make me cock my gun!"

maggiekarp May 29th, 2004 11:01 AM

My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/

Mr. Vagiclean May 29th, 2004 11:31 AM

:/

maggiekarp May 29th, 2004 11:54 AM

:/

AChimp May 29th, 2004 11:58 AM

I guess your mom tried it, huh? :(

ziggytrix May 29th, 2004 12:28 PM

Men get erectile disfuntion easily enough without carving up their johnsons. I think I've heard of penis lengthening techniques generally having a negative effect on the quality of erections. From a fluid dynamics standpoint, it makes sense (wow, 1.5 semesters of chemical engineering just paid off :().

kellychaos May 29th, 2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

testicular prosthetics :(

Trippy May 30th, 2004 09:17 PM

Where would you cut I dont understand...

Tonberry May 31st, 2004 03:09 AM

TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF

Helm May 31st, 2004 04:51 AM

still not as good as Misinformation Man

Black Flag May 31st, 2004 11:41 AM

tonberry reminds me of a noob character

Black Flag May 31st, 2004 11:44 AM

I am Amingo!!!

ziggytrix May 31st, 2004 11:56 AM

You suck at quitting message boards :love

Tonberry May 31st, 2004 04:46 PM

TONBERRY IS TELLING THE TRUTH. TONBERRY SAW IT ON TV, TV WOULD NEVER LIE TO TONBERRY.

the[Hitman] Jun 1st, 2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maggiekarp
My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/

why the hell are you talking to your mom about penis' in the first place?



Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonberry
TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF

does tonberry know how to fuck off and die?

Emu Jun 1st, 2004 04:33 PM

Maybe you should hunt him down, hitman.


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