Hello
 

My names Phil and I'm a bit of an anorak.

So what the hell goes on here?? :/

Thanks for ruining this thread.

You shutting the fuck up, read the rules, & then post in the "let's get to know one another" thread. We will judge you based on your response, then post a picture, so we can make fun of how ugly you are, and if you are a girl and hot... James, & Achimp (for Achimp you don't even have to be all the hot, just be mean to him) will drool over you, and follow you around like a puppy dog. Jixby will be pointlessly mean to you, everyone else will do there thing. Please report to anyone with a x or z in their user name to retrive your special pass to the I-mockery.com forum inner circle. Here you will recive a full listing of inside jokes, games, puzzles, & a free mini-bike. Sorry we only have yellow ones left. If you see anyone famous on here please treat them like they were anyone else. Do not feed the ducks in the duck pond, they are expensive, & only for show. Also you can not say swear words for the first week on I-mockery.com forums.
Have a good day!
THAT IS ALL!

Read the rules???

What the hell for?

How can you post anything when told to shut the fcuk up ?

Anyway I'm BRITISH BY BIRTH AND ENGLISH BY THE GRACE OF GOD so rules are not applicable to me.

But as I'm in a good mood I'll go and say hello in the right place as u ask. Just don't get the idea that I'll be doing this in future.












And also don't get the idea that I'm a total b'stard as I'm not. I'm eccentric its a privelege of being from gods own country! ;)

don't bother with the rules. you obviously have us confused for people who will actually like you. cut your losses and stab yourself in the eyes.

Phil, you sir, are a bloody douchebag.

Douchebag?

English translation required!

Not denying it. Aren't you as well?

God's own country? Isreal or Ireland?
Also I'd like to add... Dude, the British totally ruined the English Language...

No thanks

You may grow to like me Mr Sterotype.

Is that like an E type btw?

I'll be honored to be the first one to tell you this.


You suck.

I think this guy may be too much for me to handle!

No Gods own country is England, (old expression)

Ruined the language? No I think that's down to Americans. I mean come on! Dude, whats the etymological derrivation of that word then?

Israel, no too hot, Ireland, too wet.

:)

Have we met? If we have you'll know that I lick too :)

Have we met as well???????

I'll toddle off and lose myself in the arms of Morphius. I'll pop by tomorrow.

You may by then have worked out who I really am! ;)

Byeeeeeeee

It will plague my every thought. I assure you.

Phil the anorak is TOUGH ON THE INTERNET :eek :eek

:explode

Dude is from Old High South West Europe-African doud, which means "fucking loser". This is why he called you dude.

Dude. >:

oh I get it! it's another feelevil charachter! :(

It's bastard, you bastard.

give me more credit then dat yo >:



PEACE.

KLJ:SDFjlk;akl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

This guy's too much of a loser for it to be intentional. If it were feelevil, we would be having more fun.

:(



i still think you're super