You should pick up on hot librarian chicks. Then when you get their number be all like "checkmate."

Flagg timed out. I think he went on vacation. I don't think he knows about vacation mode.

GW is way better at this than I thought. Color me suspicious.

That s cuz you play on 1 day rules

hahahahaaha, ill say checkmate in the most douchebaggest way possible so that they'll be all, "..what" and totally regret giving me their number

Still undefeated, faggots.

LINE UP FOR YOUR SKULL BASHINGS.

but you have a red pickle.

The very same red pickle awarded by the king of Prussia for feats of strategic brilliance

DONT MAKE ME SIGN UP FR AN ACCOUNT

GW I don't know your name on chess.com so find me and challenge me motherfucker

WE SHOULD PLAY FOR PICKLES

Sorry, was stuck in PHL all effing day trying to go on vacation. I'll tell you all about it in another thread.

In three words, F*** US AIRWAYS. >:

Uh wutz vacation mode? :dunce

You earn vacation days, like 1 day every 2 weeks. If you go into your control panel you can switch your status to vacation. At least thats what I read.

I don't think you get paid still though.

This guy is playing his guitar through a gameboyat this bar and its super hard to concentrate.

I forgot trophies come with forlorn anxiety and have been teading through then all. I just want to give a general fuck you to everyone. but especially you! And your folk.

Tournament?

I'm gonna try a tourny when I get back.

VACATION MODE PEOPLE, IT'S EASY TO USE.

I was thinking about that too .....

Is it worth it to upgrade (i.e. pay for) my membership?

Oh, I thought free people can play tourny's IDK. I haven't tried yet :lol

On a side note, I like the 960 games. After you beat me Flagg, I'm gonna challenge you with a 960.

You guys call me dweeby, but you're all playing chess. All I do is take old video games and put cocks in them.

I forgot about vacation mode and lost a ton of games I think.

Every chess piece is penis shaped.

NO COMPLAINTS HERE

Chess 960 is ... ummmm ... interesting to say the least.

Even the Queen. :eek

Cockmate

Well, it is a game of war.

I just joined a touny and it seems to be free.

My game with Tadao ended last night after, literally, 40 days and 40 nights

I celebrated by finally masturbating again

I think I took a week vacation during that game :O

I did not realize there was a conditional move option. :O

This opens up a whole new realm of awesomeness!

I propose the bastard son of Christ and new supreme Satan is the one who can win with a conditional line of moves on the last half of the game.

Yes, I just figured that out during my 960 game with Tadao.

My tourny starts today :eek

I just noticed that Chess 960 has it's own ranking. THANK GOD FOR THAT.

:lol

Sometimes I feel like I'm pretty good a chess, then a knight takes my queen because I'm not paying attention. :(

You just caught me in a trap where either my rook goes or my bishop goes and you moved out of the way to put me in check instead of taking the bishop and putting me in check. :CONFUSED

Also, chess.com is the only reason I know Pub is still alive right now

SEE!

F*** chess I've been playing like crap today. >:

I just got caught in a Conditional Move loop in my game against shyandquietguy. That never happened before and IT FREAKED ME OUT :(

:lol I was doing a longer one for about five minutes straight until you logged on.

Don't you love it when you hit "submit move" at the very instant you realize that it was the shittest move ever? >:

OH, YOU MEAN EVERY MOVE I'VE EVER MADE?

Anyone want to play Go? :lol

I fucking do that every time :(

I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

Also GW is too goddamn good and I just want to trounce that ****** >:

I was wondering what happened ....

I'm trying to trick him into a draw :notbloodylikely

10KVG is also too damned good. :(

thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/

Jesus fucking Christ make a god damn account already Kahl.

I'm sick of just politely saying good game every now and then for no appearent reason.

i would but i dont want to lose my reputation as a smart person

I would estimate the odds at winning as 3,768.7 to 1

What do you all think of that "Tactics Trainer" thing?

I began by losing points at a prodigious rate, bottoming out in the mid 600's, and have since gradually increased my rating to a (maybe) respectable 870-ish. As my rating increases, I find the difficulty of the problems increases, but at a gradual rate.

I believe it is helping my game, if only to enable me to recognize certain game situations for what they are.

Is it free?

Yes, 3 scenarios per day. Of course, if you PAY you get unlimited access. Eff that, 3 tactics is about all I can handle in a 24 hour period!

Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on

Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever :(

Man, I hate chess now. >:

Would you believe I was planning that for about 4 moves? ;)

I just made a stupid move against GW - and I know he will make me pay for it. :(

I just did one like that (oodles of pieces, 4 moves), and it didn't even end in checkmate! WTF??

Is gw genuine saucy?

ConditionalMove- yeah he is

:highfive

What does that conditional move shit even do? I wasn't aware it was a thing until like 5 minutes ago.

You can set up future moves based on your opponent's anticipated move. For instance, it was obvious that your next move in our game was to take the rook so I set up my next move after that to save time

Unlimited tactic trainer here.

http://chesstempo.com/

I'm good for only 3 at a shot anyway. :shortattentionspan

Right back atcha, bro. :explode

Flagg sometimes I like to be treated to dinner or a movie before my DAILY ANAL RAPE

Next time, a reach-around. I promise.

Dear Milhouse :


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I'm employing this new dynamic pawn only technique against milhouse.

Color me interested. Here comes a challenge....

I love it when conditional moves work. :lol Makes the other person all paranoid.

How dare you.

You better hide your queens. Hide your pawns.

I already predicted your next move! :eek

hide your queens hide your pawns hide your king cause we're rapin everyone up in here

:(

And I knew you were going to say that. :Psychic

With your high society premium account. I'm on to you.

:lo:(

I don't have a premium account nigga.

So you're saying you're climbin' on my chessboard and snatchin' my pawns up?

Why do they call it "Chess 960"?

How'd you do two conditional moves in a tow then guido?

"THE JIG IS UP" indeed. >:

You can do two, you just can't do two separate lines. nigga

Also, I would have a white crown next to my name if I was premium. nigga

You could be "double-secret" premium. :pirate

YEAH! What if it IS double secret???

If we do this, there's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you, and Kid Rock's Bawitdaba playing in the background.

That's just WRONG! :(

All I hear is the sweet checkmate music.

You must hear that coming out of my speaker then.

I forgot to go on vacation mode :lol

YOU WERE ALL SPARED A MIGHTY BEATDOWN

I was wondering what happened.

THANK YOU FOR SPARING US.

@ 10K - Gotcha! :picklehat

Took me long enough. You're one tough playa.

You had me on the ropes. :chatter

I went to check on the game and I was like "What?!?!?!"

Good game Flagg, I thought you were moving the rook out of the forks way. Instead you were moving in for the kill.

Flagg now has it coming out the speakers.