I'm SUPER tough
 

I'm so tough, I rub my D with sandpaper! >:

I'M so tough I rub your D with sandpaper.

I'm so tough that I have my D rubbed with sandpaper TWICE.

I scratch my nuts with a cheese grater! >:

I brush my teeth with death

Mint?

You BRUSH your teeth with Death, but I AM your teeth. Plus, I rub Chimps D with sandpaper.

Ever tried to eat your own eyeball guys >:

i jerk my dick off in a blender

:goth

Im so tough that i swallowed a penny and then crapped it out.

i don't have a d anymore, thank god.

I'm so tough that if I were a woman I'd use a brick as a tampon.
I said IF >:

I'm so tough I didn't evcen post in this thread. It was my D.

I'm so tough, I wear spandex and teach aerobics.....um....with my D

I'm so tough, my D TAKES aerobics from your D!!!

'Hangin Tough' by New Kids was about ME. Kicking all of you in.

I'm so tough that when I lose my D I just grow another one (maybe two) :eek

I"m so tough, that my D does heavy squats and lunges.....

I'm so tough I beat God in an arm-wrestling match in which the palms of our hands were covered in thumb tacks.

My D drinks beer, watches football, farts relentlessly AND is a volunteer fireman. >:

P.S. My D eats peanuts and shoves the shells up my ass. :(

Did I mention that I used my D to arm-wrestle God?

Because I did.

I pissed the thumb tacks for that epic brawl ... with my D! >:

My D could beat up your guys is D's easy, one at a time or all at once it dont matter.

My D is trained in countless forms of swordfighting.