how do i find out what kind of tongue i have

Uh, you might need to get some references.

ITS SILKY ON THE OUTSIDE AND ROUGH ON THE INSIDE

you might need to buff that shit, hold some steel wool in your mouth for a while every day

Women can't read maps and men don't check cupboards properly.

men are from mars and women are from venus, so you need to see if you prefer massive crushing pressure and high temperatures or extremely thin atmosphere with subzero temperatures

also, do you prefer two tiny moons or no moons at all

:lol

Cupboard checking is a learned trait that took me forever to master.

I'VE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS KAHLJORN, SO I'M AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.

BILL SLEPT AT THE FOOT OF THE BED LIKE A DOG.

Cuz that would have been a samwich :(

I BET YOU ALL HAD SUCH SEXY ADVENTURES AT COMIC-CON WITHOUT GOOD OL' LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY MILHOUSE >:

DOES RIDING IN A ELEVATOR WITH ERIC WAREHIEM COUNT AS A SEXY ADVENTURE

ID WAGER NO :(

I don't know if watching adventure time counts either. To tie this back onto the topic we met some sexy tranies, who stole kahljorns camera....and then died. For real.

I remember asking this before but can't remember the answer. Did your tranny die of the... flu by any chance? I remember the article being ambiguous.

I think it just said she died of "Overnight complications". I don't remember it specifically stating one thing or the other though. Could always try and track down Mr. Hanna Barbera though and ask him.

It's all fun and games until some tranny dies.

i had two dates this week :O :O

who paid for dinner?

DINNER AND ROMANCE

who paid for romance?

:lol i made her pay for her half haha

dating sorta just makes me miss my ex or whatever she is :( it was still fun though

SO LIKE MY EX WAS CALLING ME/TEXTING ME/TELLING ME WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK THINGS OUT/ COMING OVER TO MY HOTEL EVERY day for like three weeks and then all of a sudden she started ignoring me and treating me like crap because she was "used to being alone." Then I quit kissing her ass and told her she was selfish so she got all crazy and blocked me :lol

argg so now she's saying i harassed her for sending her an e-mail. I SENT HER AN AMAZING EMAIL DETAILING ALL OF THE FUCKED UP SHIT SHE DID DURING OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHE MADE ME KISS HER ASS AND PRETEND LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT AND IM THINKING OF POSTING IT HERE.

Women are jerks

i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/

in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit.

Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it :lol maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long

Women or men, it doesn't matter. Either'll treat you like shit if you let them. Might be worth trying to develop a thing for trees. Anyone know the name for that?