The "What if" girl
 

I heard someone say "He was my what if guy" and realized I am now in a strong relationship with my what if girl. :lol

Anyone else ever get their what if? So far, so good for me. I bet it would have ended in disaster if we got together in our 16-20s.

Nope.

I don't understand.

Because you are still 16-20 years old.

I was gonna say, I'm not old enough.

if my understanding of your vague gibberish is correct: ALL GIRLS ARE "WHAT IF" GIRLS FOR ME, ASSHOLE

OH MAN LIFE IS GOOD RIGHT NOW

oh it is not stop it

It's so good that if I blow it I will totally be damaged for life.


again

So wait, is it someone you would like to fuck, or someone like a celebrity who you would like to fuck or what?

The problem with talking to you kids on this is that you don't have what ifs. :(

Oh, is it someone who, if you could still get it up, you would fuck?

Is that what it is, old man?

Close, oh so close.

:(

Is this about regrets and opportunity costs that make you wonder down the road? If so, bleh.

I guess it is! Well put. I guess it wouldn't matter if you only walk to the mailbox and back though.

I only ask because I'm a nothingmaster.

That was aimed at Leader cause he's ugly and will never know love.


:(

:(

I know love. It evades me, and I am dumb for it. There's nothing more than that.

LET ME PUT IT IN TERMS THAT YOU NERDS CAN UNDERSTAND.

That's better, you fruit.

I still don't get it.

One can never know something that doesn't exist anyway. :(

:(

sam i think it's about people that you wonder what things would be like if you had "got with" them

or maybe had "gone the distance" i.e. ltr or wedding or w/e

EITHER WAY THE UNNECESSARY CRYPTIC NON-EXPLAIN NATURE OF THE THREAD MAKES ME SEETHE

well tadao we are all very happy for you and your new lady friend. Might I say it is almost sickening how happy you are. :\

I'VE MADE THE BIG TIME BOYS!

PICS111

We are to busy to take pictures. There is that one in the pic thread though.

made it easy for ya bill

Ew

Bill can't even view it :lol

HINT: THAT IS TADAO'S SISTER, YA'LL

I think what tadao means is "What if" girls as in girls you wanted to get with when you were younger (LIKE YOUR HIGHSCHOOL LOVE) but they were too good for you at the time/cunts, but later in life they realize all of their decisions were wrong and they are stupid and desperate and you suddenly look better than everyone else so you end up getting her :O.

Hehe, I don't give those girls a second chance. Fuck em. (figuratively of course)

My girl was never like that, I was just to shy cause I liked her too much. :(

I've been there too, but with the current GF I don't dwell on those women now either.

A bird in the hand and all that :P

Yeah, I realized yesterday that all of you have girls that might read the forums. WHo's gonna talk about their dream girl that isn't their spouse. :lol

Hehe. I can tell a story or two for you at least.

My first official love was in my junior yeah in high school. And for a short time, things went well, but as I found out, popularity was more of a concern than compatibility and she dumped me for another guy. (yes surprise surprise I was an against the grain guy then too. I blame my dad dying when I was 16, things like popularity and that high school bullshit meant less to me after that than family and holding down a job)

My Senior year I fell hard for a girl on the cross country team (I was a runner once upon a -100 lbs ago). I was the one that walked away from her though this time because she had real mood swings, like when she got her hair done and I told her it looked nice and she got pissed off at me because she thought it was bad. Things might have been different indeed had she been more stable, but she was not. It took me years to really get over her despite me ending it, but I did eventually.

:( I'm assuming its the blond but I can't see it till I get home.

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME, TADAO?

All my heartless role models are getting soft. Damn you and your contented suburbanite grinning.

I was never a heartless role model, baby. ;)

I thought it was...

"What if we make it to 40 and neither of us are married?"

"Then we hook up and bone like their is no tomorrow."

Ah Shrub baby, I'm only heartless for you.

I NEVER GO SOFT ;)

Sam rolls hard.

In regards to the topic, there is no girl I could wonder "what if" about, yet. I didn't have many girl friends in mah childhood. I do now, though. Who knows. I think a lot about this stuff.

I never had a what if, but I used to know some guy who sent me poetry in junior high and later when I met up with him again (platonic) he was busy leaving his wife for some way-younger girl he was head over heels in love with. I think he's married to that girl now. I thought he was being a dick regarding the wife, on whom he was cheating for quite some time, so it was one of those "oh well, have a nice life" things. Closest I ever got to a what-if situation, but basically I figured him to be a bastard and he didn't disappoint.

But I've been in and out of a disastrous marriage since so what the hell do I know.

That's less a 'what if' moment and more a 'thank God it wasn't me' moment Kitsa :P

I guess you have a point there.

When I think about it, I'm really with my "what if" person right now, as he and I were friends for damn near 10 years before we got together.

I have no "what if's"

I just have WTF's :(

WAKKA WAKKA

FAG

I love unhappy endings.

so it's the "WHAT IF WE GET MARRIED" girl, then? is that what this fucking thread was about?

THE, "LIFE ENDS WHere iT BEGINS" GIRL

you're all just pissy cause you can't have me

i'm all pissy because i can't kill myself, dude

Have you tried meth? If you don't die, you'll at least feel awesome about everything and drop a few pounds.

I'm happy that you got such a beautiful ring, Tadao. It looks wonderful on your tiny, women like fingers.

Whatever's under the thumb nail is grossing me out

I was waiting for that. You fags are way to slow.

Does she know how to work the prostate?

That's a big thumbs up.

You have my blessing.

Now the thumbnail is really grossing me out >:

what am i, chris farley

Funny thing happened on the way to old age. After tracking down the girl you've loved since 7th grade, getting to 40 years old, marrying her, and living under her rules because she makes more money, things go sour because you don't like rules and fuck that shit.

pardon my late entry into this fray, but are you saying that the "What if girl" is history?

Yep, and I don't think I'll ever get into a serious relationship ever again. 2 marriages gone and I'm too much of a independent lay about to make one work.

Never say never

Say fuck no to rules.

Yeah, there were some weird ones. She basically became controlling without giving anything back. So I know one thing, if I don't like it, I leave, no matter how much you mean to me, I'm not hanging on the cross.

Getting out isn't easy, but after you pull the trigger , you wonder " why the hell did I wait so long?" I did, anyway.

That's never been a problem for me, it's what happens after I pull the trigger. I'm pretty sure it's all me and I'm very difficult and stubborn. So it's whores for me from now on.

YOU'VE STILL GOT KYLE KINANE

No, I had to move. She gets Kyle now. :(

:( :( :(

It's been 4 years since my last failed relationship? Not bad, not bad.