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T-Rex May 14th, 2008 12:05 PM


Guitar Woman May 14th, 2008 01:59 PM

holy shit :lol

bigtimecow May 14th, 2008 04:37 PM

would anyone on here like to play some brawl?

Kybo Ren May 14th, 2008 04:58 PM

HAIL LORD VADER!!
Once inside his car, a man wearing black Star Wars clothing, including a Darth Vader mask, approached him and ordered to give him money. The pizza deliveryman was able to drive away, but not before the suspect pulled a stun gun from his pocket and shocked him

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archive...he_farce_b.php


I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2008 05:17 PM

I took this girl to see Iron Man and she was texting on her damn phone the whole time.

Then she said the movie was stupid.

FUCK THAT.

Tadao May 14th, 2008 05:28 PM

Fuck her mom as payback.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2008 05:31 PM

Ewwww. You haven't seen her mom.

That'd be like cutting off my own dick to teach her a lesson.

Tadao May 14th, 2008 05:44 PM

Yeah but you could tell her that her mom is hotter than her.

ElPila666 May 14th, 2008 09:43 PM

Next time invite her to watch What happens in Las Vegas or Baby Mama, those are movies for chicks. I hope they realease a new Wonder Woman movie soon, or what about Spider Woman? she was really hot in that suit

Colonel Flagg May 14th, 2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 555790)
I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i115835D08.DTL

Lord Vader took umbrage to those faithful to the Jedi religion.

May the Force be with you.

JediScum May 14th, 2008 10:21 PM

which Spider Woman?

ElPila666 May 14th, 2008 10:29 PM

Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

JediScum May 15th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 555852)
Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

well, the redhead isn't bad either, but i'll have to agree.... either Jessica Drew or BOTH!!!!

So anyways, i now read that 390,000 in the UK ALONE are/wanna be Jedis. Afucking goddamn church built.

Plus all the lightsaber battles on YouTube shows the Jedi drawing their weapon first. Fuck it, man i WOULD BECOME EVIL if it weren't for this....




Now, shape up assholes! or cripped dead people will END your intolerance!

TALK TO THAT GIRL, ESUOHLIM AS I"VE NOW FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILIAR SITUATION, SIR.

JediScum May 15th, 2008 04:17 AM

nevermind... instead of raising hell, i'm just going to let cops, priests and doctors tell me what to do


executioneer May 15th, 2008 04:42 AM

this page sucks

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 11:45 AM

here we go-
Someone impersonating the Dark Lord of the Sith--i.e., a guy in a Darth Vader helmet--held up a movie theater in Springfield, Illinois, and made off with a load of cash.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...23&entry=index

this article also mentions the pizza hungry darth again. I only brought any of this up because of WhiteRat's post, and Vader rules.

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 12:19 PM

some drunk loser bitchslaps roommate and identifies self as Darth Vader to cops
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/the_emperor_set_him_up.php

And this had damn well better not be the actual Jedi church attack
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/04/ac...ng_jedi-2.html

Cause it's as lame as this
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/da...ice/2122479672

how low can a dark lord sink.

oh right, phantom menace

T-Rex May 15th, 2008 12:57 PM

Star Wars stinks.

Shrubfest May 15th, 2008 12:58 PM

In a literal or metaphorical sense?

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 555915)
Star Wars stinks.

Like Bantha Poodoo?
or like charred Rodian?

Esuohlim May 15th, 2008 03:24 PM

wtf, get out of our thread you jerks

Misdemonar May 15th, 2008 06:24 PM

this is where the secret club secretly meets

JediScum May 15th, 2008 07:56 PM

None of this would have ever happened if Yoda told Count Dooku "Yer too old, FAT MAN! And yer tits are too big! Get the fuck off my porch!"

executioneer May 15th, 2008 07:57 PM

no nerds allowed

Shrubfest May 15th, 2008 09:06 PM

Getting worried. Feel the need for a random interjection...


CUBISTS.


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