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Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2010 11:37 PM

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Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:40 PM

I hear Mississippi's enacting a law that would allow sportsmen to hunt and kill lesbians after this prom night debacle

Sam Mar 11th, 2010 11:43 PM

I'M GONNA GO BAG ME A GOODUN.

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:47 PM

WE GOTTS TA THIN OUT THEM GODDAMN CUNTSWABBERS


How much do you want to bet that the lesbian students' houses get firebombed now? :lol Their town is backwoods by MISSISSIPPI standards, for God's sake

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:49 PM

I'm serious, semi-human clans holed up in the Ozarks think that Mississipi's way too inbred

Sam Mar 11th, 2010 11:58 PM

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS, THEY'LL STARVE TO DEATH.

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:07 AM

Holy shit, do you think they'll make use the Boone and Crockett scale on fat lesbians?

The points will refer to fat rolls rather than tines :lol

SHEEIT, SKEETER, THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEN POINT BUCK

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:09 AM

THEY'RE SUCH AMAZIN, PAU-ERFUL ANIMALS, YA KNOW? MAKES YOU FEEL CLOSE TA NATURE

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 12:12 AM

GOTDAMN SPILT MY BEER SHOOTIN DIS ERE SUMBITCH

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:15 AM

EARL YOU SHITHEAD, THIS IS MARTHA STEWART URINE

I SPECIFIKLY TOLE YEW TA GET ELLEN DEGENERES, THEY AINT GONNA GO FOR THIS SCENT

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:19 AM

Fuckin' hell. Well, we ain't licked yet. Fetch them thar eighties power suits. Lay 'em in the clearing, see if'n they go ferit

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 12:22 AM

I'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF INDIGO GIRLS CDS. I HEAR DEY AINT NONE TOO BRIGHT, SHULD BE EEEAASSSYYYY PICKINS

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:04 PM

C-Span is really fucking lively today


The Republican representatives were arguing really well, and What's-His-Face from Texas really hammered home how they're getting screwed and sidelined in the proposal department; right until he up yielded the floor to Lynn Westmoreland, who is still fucking jabbering on with the most tired and retarded arguments available.

Goddamn Georgia, I swear

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:08 PM

Man, bring back the discussion about Yucca Mountain, I had no idea that Obama killed it.

GEE, AMERICA'S SPENT BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SETTING UP THIS NUCLEAR WASTE STORAGE DEAL AT YUCCA SINCE THE EIGHTIES, AFTER ASSUMING ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR PROPERLY CONTAINING NUCLEAR WASTE, AND IT'S FINALLY GOING THROUGH IN 2010.

AW, FUCK IT. SCRATCH THE WHOLE DAMN THING SO THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR CAN SUE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:15 PM

Virginia Foxx now. Shut the hell up, you lopsided old bat


"GODAMMIT DAWL DIS DAT'S DIS HERE'S WHAT ALL THEM BANANA REPUBLICS DO! THIS AIN'T WHAT AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOES! THEY'RE ABANDONIN' THE TRANSPARENCY! IT'S NOT US THIS TIME! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK"

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:26 PM

:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:30 PM

FUCKING COMMON-SENSE TEXAS GUY KEEPS YIELDING HIS TIME TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE

WhiteRat Mar 12th, 2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 675866)
:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. In fact I expect some sort of variance of this in the near future.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2010 02:40 PM

I think people are just waiting on the fat vaccine.

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:55 PM

I just noticed that I typed dystobian rather than dystopian


As the 'b' key is nowhere near the 'p' key, I can only assume that I have all the quick hand-eye coordination of a half-retarded sloth with muscle spasms

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 04:29 PM

Any one bring any cool chart boards or props?

RaNkeri Mar 12th, 2010 05:01 PM

Got damn, I got raped in CoD MW2.

Raped.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 09:43 PM

Is my avatar hax0r3d?

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 09:44 PM

YES

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 09:50 PM

Sunday - DINOSHARK ON SCIFI!

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/it-came-fro...tv-debut--1060


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