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Wake up milhouse let's chat
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"what if I were to tell you I found someone naked on the internet"
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"What if I were to tell you I found you naked on the internet."
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"according to my calculations you are this old" :lol :lol
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"According to my calculations, I'M naked on the internet!"
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"Who is responsible for sanitary waste disposal for your business premises?" |
That guy looks like he could handle it
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Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point? Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected to many?
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They should ban the internet! :eek
Because people being raped by someone they met at a bar only happens every week here. >: |
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The extremely callous side of me wants to say something like "sleeping with someone that you thought was nice, and then regretting it afterwards because he moved on is not tantamount to assault, regardless of the chat hours logged" but that would be mean. |
Couching your statement in those sophomoric mollifications doesn't mean those that you're speaking to misunderstood what you intended to say. And if it does, you'd be better served by simply lying.
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I wasn't aware that I was attempting to remain purposely misunderstood, especially considering that I wasn't actually talking to anyone specifically, but I'll keep that in mind.
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And how are you, anyway?
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I'm a concerned party
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So you admit to using sophomoric mollifications? :lol
That sounds like an attribute of Toilet Roll. "Longer, Stronger and even more Sophomoric Mollifications! Give it to your puppy today!" |
I'll admit to ignoring that because I didn't feel like looking it up to verify it's meaning.
And I don't know about things in NZ, but that sure as hell doesn't sound like you're describing toilet paper. |
Yeah, your idiocy must be a result of a cultural clash.
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Perceived idiocy, I suppose. :blah
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That is what happened to Africa, right? We, the mighty Europeans, perceive you, via our cultural outlook, to be savages. Now sing us one of your ****** songs. Yeehaw!
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Oh wordfilter! Why you gotta be like that? I WAS BEING HILARIOUSLY RACIST! COME ON! :eek
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LET's SCANDALIZE SOME ASTERISKES! :eek
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sophomoric mollifications sounds like an achewood fanfiction site
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The thing about an achewood fanfiction site is that Onstad would be the only guy to post there. Under fifteen separate accounts all with their own style & obsessions.
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GUUUUUUUUUUUS!
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Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera
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I AM FROM THE YEAR 2196 I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR AWESOME DISC-BASED GAME SYSTEMS. IS PANASONIC YOUR LEADER?
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I AM SURFING THE NET.
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Ooh, shiny.
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Also, could you ban Esuohlim until he talks to that girl, else he'll become me or Willie & those positions are filled. |
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I mean jerk, singular, I think
I kinda just skimmed the whole thing |
I think you could do a very good job illustrating a book for children, Gus. Fat_Hippo can suck a choad.
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I COULD DO AN AWESOME JOB
I even wrote an entire children's story when I was seven, gots me some credentials |
I'm not convinced it would put me into a state of some awe.
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Y'see, it was called "Owl Toes", and this owl didn't know what toes were for so he asked the bats, and the bats said they were for hanging upside down so he started hanging upside down with the bats, and when Mister Cat came and ate all of the mean owls he couldn't get to the good owl and the bats because they were upside down, the end
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Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom
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That is indeed a children's story. It has a moral and everything.
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She didn't like my zombie story either >:
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"Too violent" my fucking ass, the only people who died were the zombies and I knew for a fact that they didn't count
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You can get arrested nowadays for setting zombies/vampire attack story at your school. :eek
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What?! That's some goddamned bullshit right there
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I mean, the story didn't explicitly describe the police department getting slaughtered, and they came back as good zombies later on anyway so I don't get what the big fucking problem was
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Okay, I guess I can see why the fucking gay ass little Imagination Station acting troupe or whatever didn't want to act it out in the next assembly, but it did not deserve a C |
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Hmm, sat in a friends house, and they've fallen asleep with a pillow balenced longways on their head....
Anyone got anything good to talk about? |
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LOOKIN' SHARP AS HELL ON THIS END |
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Infact, never. :( |
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i've got shaved
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I deleted my myspace account. Good riddance I say!
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I don't remember ever getting one from you.
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What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?
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There is no difference. They're both pieces of shit. :lol
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Raise your cups up for butthead99! |
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Huh? Well shit, the old Mockeries section of the main site does have pop-unders.
Of course, I haven't looked at them for years, and as they still point to the .net forums, I doubt Old Rubberface Barr has either. |
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 I wonder if King Diamond has toking some weed in a skull |
I'd bet King Diamond is a business man just like Alice Cooper.
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Same as it ever was... :(
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Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.
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Like I read your post where you did that. :rolleyes |
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Like I read your post & decided to listen to that song. :rolleyes |
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Like I listened to that song & was all "Yeah, I'll post that line." :rolleyes |
Because it was like that. :(
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Or even simply was that. :eek
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I'm here for you pub what's the problem?
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