I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.

Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE? :lol

sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN

I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah

Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.

During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.

Skulhedface sucks

I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me :(

WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha

Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER :lol

:chuckleworthy

You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska...s-central-u-s/

Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.

Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.

But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.

I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.

Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"

lol, fucking kids.

On the fourth I was high at a dead show.

THE LAST ONE

5th was the last one. I went to the 2 in California and then skipped the Friday in Chicago. But I caught the Sat and Sun shows.

I also saw that gay ass painting at the museum on Monday. You know the one. Ferris Buller.

Also you missed the page brak. ONE FUCKING JOB!

I'm a bad person because I knew none of that business at all. Not a bit.

I ate a brownie on the 4th that messed me up for a while. Good times.

No you don't

Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?


RIP Otto. :tear

bby, i knew ud cum bak

I've always had an extreme contempt for the living, and now I know it's because I'm dead!

Then hell has a lot of drugs.

It would have to. If they didn't have enough horse to keep Bill Burroughs satiated, or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual, their souls would probably pierce the fabric of reality to get their fix and cause everything to tear apart.

Yeah man.

go smoke a drug, ZBF

go smoke a cock, ZBF

go smoke a sausage, ZBF

also ive been told i can easily pass for someone that isn't a dangerous psychotic drug addict

Do you wear that suit for fun?

That was me at a funeral. So, yes.









(Because it was your funeral)

You look like a sexy Leonardo Dicaprio. Good job Otto.

He does look like Leo :o

Otto, let me get your Ottograph :lol

I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald Trump leading in the GOP polls. I'm throwing my hat into this whole election thing, fuck crafting an image of freedom loving man of the people. I'm giving the people what they want: A tyrannical nationalistic despot! Vote for me or be PURGED!


Happy voting, chumps!

that's not how coke works

Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into coke. Too expensive, scarce in this area, and I'm not going to gamble with mixing cocaine and my addictive personality.

I always found its scarcity down here weird, given how hard crack's gotten into most of the neighborhoods.

I've got 99 problems and a bitch caused every single fucking one of them.

Shoot her!

With yer d*ck!

That wasn't a supersoaker, I was just happy to see him.

God, I fucking love your nipples in that one. So juicy.

Hahaha, I just reported my psychiatrist to the AMA for professional misconduct.

Yeah but isn't that a once a month thing for them? I'm sure that in your mind you have a case, but then again your mind is in question.

Ahahaha just kidding buddy, make them pay.

I SEE YOU PUB

What the hell?

Anyone around here seen Don C?

:orgasm

:wank:conspiracy

Butts

:lol I'm sure they get their fair share of bizarre complaints from their patients that are low-functioning schizophrenics and the like that go straight into the furnace, but they usually tend to heed complaints from my type of nutjobs (mood disorder sufferers). Especially since this shrink isn't in a private practice, but an office that's funded by the state government.

holy frejole! its pubbles! give us some sugar

:wank

I just saw him in Age of Ultron, is War Machine supposed to be cool? It's not cool.

Stop-motion. :lol

Idiot probably still doesn't know that he attached his real name to the end of all his claymation, which he posted videos of everywhere he was flaming people.

Alley

Oop

:pagebrak

'sup Pub. :(

Not much. How about you? :eek

Just hangin' around waiting for something to happen.
Kind of like a book by Camus.

Your avatar still scares the bejeezus out of me.

It was a very fitting halloween avatar. I'd suggest that it be updated to have Trump behind the door, but somehow Palin is still on the main stage.
Only a billion kilometres beyond Pluto? Barely any distance at all.

Already 3/4 of the way there
:lol

Hi T! ☺

:eek

I see I have a new PM. It better be the nudes I asked for. >:

:orgasm

It was. :wank

PM means PM!

Argh! My reputation for discretion is in tatters. :(

Post Meridian

Happy A Bomb day!

Science!

:hat

Little Boy.

Little Boy Blue come blow your load.

He did, 70 years ago.

Colonel takes it up court

Passes to Tadao

Tadao swivels left, then right and passes back to Colonel.

Colonel sees Pub and fakes to the right.

Colonel lays it up!

:pagebrak

fgt

i mean that in the nicest way :(

Who braked the page? :eek