At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol
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hey guys i got a quick question
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hold on
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I forgot my question i'm sorry :(
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oh i remember now
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lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever) :lol
-willie |
it was a great question but i think it's too great
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ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)
-willie |
ok here's the question
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where do you think you go when you die :eek?
i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith :eek |
what is your question :lol
if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too :( -willie |
OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)
-willie |
darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too :(
i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good :yum |
ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!
-willie |
i should start being good then
no more drinking or hot chicks ;( |
omg ziti rules your face :lol
food forum :lol lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema :lol -willie |
this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw :lol except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum :lol
-willie |
MAD LIBS TIME
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what's it like living in kitties
i bet there's a lot of fur :eek |
milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it :lol
maybe you should move :lol |
VERB
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i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store :eek
-willie |
FART :lol
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urinate
-willie |
farting-urination :eek
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i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them :lol
-willie |
MAD LIBS IS OVER >:
RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY :( |
thius thread is offensive to adrkies :eek
-willie |
OK MADLIBS IS BACK ;)
NOUN |
cunt
-willie |
shit i fell behind again :(
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NOUN
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analflap
-willie |
massive clitoris
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there's a lot of crime in new york :(
i wish someone would come and sotp the crime :( |
THE MOLECULAR MAN
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i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime :eek
-willie |
VERB
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rape
-willie |
this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind :(
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oh shit rongi's here :obey :worship
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maybe you can be the exocutioneer
of crime :eek |
clocked
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that's ok scuutwice we'll understand :)
-willie |
executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with :eek in it
:salute |
ADJECTIVE
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yay
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hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee :p
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i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie :(
-willie |
adjective: faggoty
-willie |
that's a toughy :(
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side scrollish :(
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scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :lol :simpsons
-willie |
Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(
PERSON |
jixby phillips
PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW -willie |
LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!
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micheal jackson
:lol |
PERSON
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heather michelle
-willie |
this is the best thing to happen to mockwars for a really long time.
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i just ate an orange
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OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME :(
VERB |
oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare :lol
-willie |
oranges are the best
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YELLING!
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hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad
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WHOOPS :lol. THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW :eek
NOUN FEELING VERB |
Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long! :faint
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Quote:
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shit
embarrassed fellate -willie |
willie is a fucking post demon :eek
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FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE
GO |
ADJECTIVE
VERB NOUN |
cunty
poop demon -willie |
god damn willie you are a speed demon :(
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ADVERB
VERB VERB |
fartly
fart punch |
HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE??? :)
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post
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NOUN
ADVERB PLACE |
RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST
round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY |
apple
quickly waste processing plant -willie |
NOUN
INSULT |
apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it
-willie |
I wish there was an Apple Forum or something. :(
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condom
studio8 :lol -willie |
OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW
:( |
no way willie oranges 4 life
vitamin c and citrus all the way >: |
schimid i don't get it :lol
-willie |
apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar >: lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product :rolleyes
-willie |
First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D
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OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Ten Commandments Thou shalt not cunt . Thou shalt not rape an analflap Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased Thou shalt not fellate cuntily Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first. Thou shalt not punch without an apple Thou shalt not cry quickly ! Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8 I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM :( |
totally lol omg :lol
-willie |
:lol
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:lol
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someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D
-willie |
:lol
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w/e willie :rolleyes
citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye :rolleyes besides apples skin tastes like gross >: |
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