Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

I'm gonna start celebrating March 25th as "Happy God Fucked Mary Day!"

what about a frankie muniz day huh

HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY 16-YEAR-OLD COUSIN DIED OVER TWO MONTHS AGO AND HIS FAMILY NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL US

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH

^That kinda blows. My little brother killed himself 3 months ago and my dad didn't want to tell anyone on his side of the family. I can kind of see how he just can't handle all the phone calls. Maybe your Uncle and Aunt needed to just deal with imediate family matters first.

Oh lord, someone uploaded Outlaw Star's entire run to youtube, dubbed and uncensored

Nostalgia rush ;<

:lol Genius.

When we stop buying them. :lol


Seriously, fanboys don't quit. :x

What's up




The Ratchet and Clank game that I bought from Best Buy for my probably-eventual younger stepbrother didn't come with the cd. He got to open it on Christmas eve, which is when I was pressured into going back and exchanging it.



Fun fun fun!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 45 MINUTES TOO LATE, FOLKS

I bought a 500Gb external harddrive today for 100$ (thats a deal here ok(

I have never in my life gone shopping on the day after Christmas--I'm masochistic in an entirely different way--but some reason today I feel the pull...unnecessary sales...must buy crap....

I grabbed my best friend's dick last night on accident. It was the first man dick i've ever had in my hand before (besides mine duhhhh).

Now he won't return my calls or even answer his phone. :(

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

By accidently unzipping his pants, and accidently opening your hand, and acidently grabbing it with a firm lubed grip.

He thought it was a girl's penis GW, if you've ever seen a woman you'd understand. j/k we luv you

The new show left me unfullfilled.

Hold me.

He had a lighter on his crotch and I went to grab it, but I accidentally grabbed it.

It's all good now though because we just act like that never happened, so I'm straight again.

Look out world.

My laptop started smoking yesterday. I undid everything today, took what I could apart, dusted it (the extent of what I can do to a computer) and now I'm on it again today. I'm kinda asking to get set on fire.

A Bukakke party will out that out.

Did you find what was burning?

Someone on here had a laptop burn their lap before :<

Mine gets toasty but what else could you expect from a 600mhz monster machine like that

Wow, your laptop is eight times faster than mine.

i wish i still had my old pcg-505 vaio :<

My laptop is burning my thighs all because i tried to play Club Penguin on it :(

Actually my laptop may have been 800mhz but it's hard to say as I haven't used it since I've needed to open the CD drive with a paperclip and then hold the tray in place since it shakes violently when reading discs.

I was afraid I'd be the only person here to know about that game!

I was going to make an attempt at hitting on the young teen girls that play as penguins. This christmas has brought me to an all time low :<

I don't use my laptop. Ever. It's useless. I just have it so that it exists and I can badmouth it. There is no CD-ROM drive and a CD holds more data than its hard drive.

But it does have internet access!

is it a tiny laptop?

mine can't play video without serious lag

I am ranked #16 for most posts in this thread, guys

Thanks a lot, now I feel obliged to use it.

I mentioned this before, but Pub has 200+ posts in The Cowboy Song.

:(

And how many do you have?

8, which is way less than I thought.

Oh. I think I only have 5 or so myself...

holy crap i have 235 posts in this thread i'm such a loser

Wow! What happened? It's like my best friend got a sex change.

Hey, cool, I'm posting this from my laptop. It took about 34534534535 seconds to load but the forum still (kind of) works with Internet Explorer 3.0.

Here's how it looks:

Damnit man! You're showing them the redesign before it launches! I wanted it to be a surprise! :(

Can I have some money before being fired?

Upcoming Pieces wtf

SECRETS? ON MY I-MOCK?

Yeah, like the SECRET locations of Chojin's child porn.

Can you actually see that forum? o.O

it's in the screenshot.

oh ok, haha i thought some permissions got fucked up.

:secrats

http://asia.cnet.com/blogs/mobileoji...63001644&t=tag

I think Sakurai wrote this article.

This is niiiiiiiice

I saw AvP: R today and it sucked royally, but the very end was kind-of cool and the dude yelling "Get to the chopper!" was pretty funny.

I felt like taking a nap or movie-hopping, though.

what's going on mah niggas

how you guys celebrating new years?

alcohol poisoning

Making dirty vids.

partying

Alone. :(
Nah, I'll probably just meet up with some of my (few) friends and do... I dunno, something.

Bowling!

Your sig looks like the title of a Batman The Animated Series episode

We have a winner. Did you copy and paste my signature into Google or did things click in your mind?

it's all about the metaphors baby

uh huh yeah

I need to play Mass Effect so bad I have the shakes now. The Black Shakes.

"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

Batman episode? I remember reading that sentence in the book Slaughterhouse Five back in June 2000. There was an essay within the book that referenced the backwardness of American conceptions of wealth versus wisdom, and it cited that mantra as evidence. I haven't read the book in over seven years, so maybe the quote isn't verbatim, but oh well.

isn't that the first Riddler episode :o

More winner (I have the Riddler VHS.) Though it was, as Seth said, in Slaughterhouse Five first.

It clicked, I liked that episode :)

HE YALL'

Green exclamations? Fuck you guys.

Anyways. I really hate it when points of conversations come up in my head long, long after the conversations took place.

For example: when I got my eyes checked back in August, by a freak coincidence the resident optometrist happened to be the sister of a friend of mine in Illinois. I realized this by seeing her maiden name on her lens case and putting together a few details I'd remembered from earlier discussions. I didn't bring this up until my second visit with her. Actually, I brought it up to her sister, who relayed it to the optometry resident who brought it up. At any rate, I think it would have been funny if I had told her immediately upon my realization of who she was, "You're ____'s sister, right? I have an MP3 file that features her faking an orgasm." But, alas, I did not.

wtf happened with the new posts icons

that's ugly as fuck change it back

IT'S LIKE A LOAD OF ANAL PROBES

Huh? Where?

:x

If you guys can do that whole "integrate the forums into the main site" thing and keep it looking like it does now i will be a-ok with that

It looks like an arcade-style control stick thingy. I guess :/

Ok, I'll have to reupload the old ones. Chojin was doing larger versions of those icons for a different forum homepage that we're planning on eventually putting up when we have the time to code it. But I don't like them for the little icons either and want to stick with our lil' blue 'n grey checkboxes. I'm on my laptop right now, but I'll have him re-upload them or I'll re-upload 'em later on.

DENIED! I should've given him an even harder time earlier. SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE HAD THAT THREESOME FTP PHONE-SEX, CHOJIN!

Wish someone had told me before I went and made the larger ones.

Also, fuck you all.

And the old ones are still on the ftp under the extension .bkup, I'll go put them back.

There guys now we can go back to pretending the forums are one big TO-DO list :imock

MLE is setting up a ICON DESIGNING CONTEST in art shit so that you indecisive same-sex aficionados can come to a decision that maybe 2 of you can agree on I guess let's not bet the farm haha am i right

edit: NEVERMIND :gw

Hold ctrl+shift then click reload

And then hit yourself

I nominate this:


to replace this:

:oneofthosedays

to replace this:

oh are we supposed to joke about making these because i actually tried o:

no, the real contest is goign on in art shit PAY ATTENTION JESUS CHRIST I AM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES

I WANT YOU


TO HELP PRETTY THIS FORM UP

CHILL OUT CHOJIN IT IS LIKE 3AM OVER HERE OK

I AM PERFECTLY CALM

I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT

WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY GUY ONLINE

yeah i guess i've outstayed my welcome

GUYS DOES THIS MEAN I'M YELLING

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NO THIS MEANS YOU'RE YELLING!!!!!!
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BE QUIET THIS IS A HOSPITAL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE SICK

I can't read with all this yelling going on!

YELLING

AND SHOUTING

AND POUTING :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

happy birthday, me!

http://www.jonnyku.com/gallery/Birth...l_birthday.mp3

(THIS WAS INTENDET TO BE A YTMND BUT APPARENTLY THEIR PRESENT TO ME TODAY IS SITE MAINTENANCE >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: :mad)

ytmnd is terrible, dude

ME NOT BEING A MOD ANYMORE IS ALSO TERRIBLE >: