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Welcome to the Retard Ball

http://www.myspace.com/fantoalysteria

Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Mowler.

Same question to Schimid. :x

Keep on Mowing, Mowler! :gadzooks

SCHIMID FRIEND ME TOO >:

I feel more important when other people do the friending :eek

Hey Schimid, remember that one time when we had anything in common & spoke to each other?

I sure don't. :(

Did Doopa? :eek

It just creeps me out. :(

I suggested that to Liquidstatik when he was putting Vista onto one of his machines.

He got really angry and told me off for being a technophobe.

The three days later he asked me to help him find a copy of XP to install.

I would like an edit button to add an N to my previous post. :(

Very funny, Fathom. I wasn't begging for ads.

If I had an edit button I would put a D in that last post. :(

I'm not doing the mistakes on mpurpose, I'm just stupid.

Anyway, why should I beg for adds? THE BEST PERSON I CAN THINK OF IS ALREADY ON MY LIST. :orgasm

Oh shit, mpurpose :(

what goes on in people's heads, i have no clue anymore...

F'rinstance...

I find on youtube the BANNED version of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I posted it in the music thread, with a NSFW because it isn't. Prolly not safe for humans.

Then I find on youtube the video for "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy. I had to PROVE i was 18, just to see it. Which was tricky because i forgot my password and had to create a new acct.

So gay bars and an off camera cumshot over a group of men is OK with the "Tube" but drugs,violence and lesbianism you need to be 18 for? Shit, people, most 18 year olds are already familiar with that in the U.S.

Maybe it the images of puking blood 3 times, i don't know...

Does relax show tits? I know Smack my bitch up does, and that is youtubes problem, they hate tits.

Yeah it does....

And to correct my self, the off camera cumshot was on the singer and a tiger, not a group of men. Sorry.

And why would anyone sane hate tits?!?!?

Did you know Brian Eno produced Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

I hate that fact.

Wait a minute... I'm all screwed up... trying to this and laundry.

No, "Relax" does not show tits. But both videos are about gay sex, more or less. Sorry for my confusion.

That explains it then.

It's a soft drink, possibly an energy drink, but that was in the 80's & before Red Bull standards.

It tastes like carbonated stale piss.

What... like Mountain Dew minus sugar?

I've never had Mountain Dew so idk

:O

The lovely yet fallible Shrubfest misplaced a vowel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucozade

So, Lucozade is just basically a shitload of sugar? With no CAFFIENE?!?! Fuck that!

And 0.01% alcohol? Why don't you just pull my dick out, exhale forcibly on it, then put it back in?

I'll stick to black coffee, and (even though, I don't like it) cheap ass American beer

You do not understand the power of Daley Thompson, oh non-english person.

Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.

If I had an edit button I would be really weak right now & go back & NSFW spoiler tag that picture.

Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

:van

All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

Not true, sir. We seem to be overrun by mexicans. At least the women are usually gorgeous

Unfortunately, they're always married.

Shit.... maybe I should turn gay.

I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

ESUOHLIM'S HOT GIRL PICK OF THE WEEK: AGENT SCULLY >:



:nsfw

I refuse to believe that every single website with a picture of Gillian Anderson on it doesn't allow remote linking. :(

I saw the last one fine. Red background, showing her FBI ID.

Are you the guy that fills the urinal with vomit? Surely you can take a whizz without getting an eyefull or missing.

haha @ eyefull of whizz, I meant seeing yer dick ok

I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

Well, I don't actually refresh the page as often as I could. :(

One time a "gay guy" asked me...

"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

So I says "And what the fuck is a scrotum?" :badoompssh

Dude, my scrotum houses the reproductive organs that manufacture my gametes. There called "testicles", and they're rather important. I'm sorry to hear you lack them.

I know scrotums are important but , you shoulda met this one.

Jehovah's Witness AND gay.

Gay AND thinks anal sex is "gross"

If I remember right, he may have been squeamish about fellatio also.

Insult the "bag of flesh" I like, I'll insult your personal favorite.


SIR.

Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

everything sexy is wrong

Britney Spears is wrong

Fucking photobucket >:

EVEN WHEN THE DARKEST CLOUDS ARE IN THE SKY

YOU MUSN'T SIGH

AND YOU MUSNT CRY

SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS AS YOU GO BY

They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.

Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?

That doesn't make her sexy.

, Aristotle.

With your ask, Paul Bunyan?

Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?

I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.

Hola edit button! Too many wets. :(

wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos

Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.

SUCK THAT COCK FOR THE LORD!!!!

Oh, god.....
Horrors.

i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.

SOMEBODY BAN THIS SPAMMER! >:

Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts. :(

That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.

zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699596

also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god

also, lol @ planing splatterhouse

You did spell it the way most people I know say it.

has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.

Nope, i didn't. Cos i'm too retarded to figure out how....sorry...

She has several online photo galleries if you want me to point you in their direction.

Jerk. >:

Creeped out that you hunted me down.....

You probably didn't see it as I buried under loads of other crap, but I compared the taste to carbonated stale piss then defended it by saying Daley Thompson could've sold me anything when I was young.

Thanks a lot, Chojin. >:

yeah, but he wants to suck on the wang of Richard Pryor, so I wouldn't worr.............................................. ................

Ah, good. i did catch it in my breeze through....it is awful.

Apple flavour is even worse...

Of course I googled you, how else do you think I knew you were a raver?

I bought a Foreman Grill last night and I absolutely love it. Last night I had bratwurst for dinner and tonight I made Italian Sausage for my first ever batch of jambalaya.

Yeah, i noticed....i just googled myself, an i'm really scared how obvious i am...damn my original name...

Thanks for the self conciousness!w

Good god you're ugly.

because they don't have google where Chojin lives.

Tadao, that is fascinating. If only I were more paranoid.

I want one hehe.

Jake, have you got a sore face today? :eek

Good call, Fartin. It is totally that crazy swede. :eek

:rolleyes

So anyway, since i'm celibate, and NOT GAY, I'm going to watch this movie i found called "Fight Club"....

I've never seen it yet

And when I do watch it, I will probably say something like "Good GOD!!! Did you see the tits on Helena Bonham Carter's body double!!!"

But that's only because I'm not EMO... I mean GAY.

I want to gauge your eye out and skull fuck you. JUST KIDDING!!! No seriously...............

It's not for lack of being reported, I assure you. >: