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Spanish lesson for Pub:
"Penecabra", if it were a word, would mean "penis goat". The phrase "chupa cabra" is not a one-to-one for "goat sucker", but rather it means "It sucks goat". |
Chupapene would hurt my feelings
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I did figure that out on my own, but I was playing reverse Language barrier with El Pila. ;)
Thanks Seth. |
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i love cuban english accent like the one of Al Pacino in the movie Scarface
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And the way that Johnny Depp talk in movies where he is acting stoned
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Oddly when Depp is doing a British accent it's like nails on a chalkboard for me. :(
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Gus, I really like your Esuohlim, but he was so upset he logged off facebook. :eek
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I think it's something about you Messing with the 'do.
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He takes his hair seriously.
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pub your new obsession with fb creeps me out :x
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He should get a full lustrous mane like me
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Man, I'm sorry that I wasted Kybo Ren's portrait already
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You rejected doopa?
You soulless bastard :( |
you should send me that folder ;>
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Psychological or real-world problems?
'Cause I'm visualizing some twistedly funny scenarios here Pub541: So I sometimes see myself getting shot Pub541: I'm not sure if I'm the one who wants to do it or someone else Pub541: What do you think Milhouse has logged off Pub541: :( |
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Also, while I do talk about her all the time, & she's winning the obsessive folder competition, I don't have anything in common with her. Goddamn the stupid internet making me feel dirty. :( |
At least Doopa acknowledged you. :tear How could you treat her this way after all the effort she's put through. >:
If you were Rog I'd tell you to shape up but you're not so everything is actually 100% ok :] |
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AND I NEVER PUT A NUMBER IN MY NAME! I AM A MAN DAMMIT! |
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Oh man, gross times. :x Serious Homo Problems...? :'( |
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So how does the folder thing work, you guys just snatch up any pictures posted like squirrels diving for nuts
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How long have you been doing that
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SO has one of my friends. :( With me :( :( :( :( :(
If you ever see a story about a seven foot ogre shooting up a Costco in Orange County, that's one of my high school buddies |
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There was a picture of Doopa wearing a cookie monster t-shirt & pouting that she posted around the time I first joined the board. It haunts me that I didn't save it. |
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Dammit Danny, I'm not giving you my Doopa Folder. :x
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I meant him and danny, not you.
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Aw fuck, looks like the school might be cutting off the power momentarily
And I still have to stick around after they do IF AH DON'T MAKE IT, TELL MAH WIFE TA GO FUCK HERSELF |
HOW ABOUT I FUCK HER INSTEAD
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WILL YA KILL HER AFTERWARDS
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g'nightt dudes, it's gettin late & the cosby shows not funny enough to keep me awake :<
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SEE YALLLLLZ IN 20 DAYS. I gotta go to work now :(
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SORRY ZOMBOID I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU ANYMORE
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GOOD. FGT
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LATER DUDE
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DUDES
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LATER DUDE
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Night everyone, it's way past my sleeping time. :(
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DUDES
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KILL MAH WIFE FOR ME
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I'm going to be gay as hell here for a second, but every time our eyes suddenly meet my stomach tries to lurch out through my esophagus. :( And I see her all the goddamn time in the engineering building and it fucking sucks that I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it but this is what happens when you have zero self-esteem :tear [/gay] |
I'VE ONLY EVER KILLED ONE PERSON AND SHE WAS DEFENSELESS BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT BUD :D
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:lol MILHOUSE
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YOU'RE WELCOME ZOMBOID :(
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I am not kidding in the least. There are very good arguments for some of the people here to have low self-esteem, you are not one. Knock it off! |
:lol MILHOUSE EVEN SMART GIRLS ARE EASY TO TALK TO, BRAW! YOU JUST GOTTA GET DRUNK AND TALK ABOUT XBOX 360
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ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS KNOCK IT OFF FOR A SECOND, WE HAVE A CHANCE TO GET RID OF ESUOHLIM RIGHT HERE
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This is some legendary shit going on in this thread today
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Imma askin Chojin to ban you for your own good. >:
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Hey, you bastards are still here >:
Ain't gonna git rid of me that easy |
HOLD ON GUS YOU'RE WITNESSING AN EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENT IN THE MAKING HERE
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MILHOUSE DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SAID GIRL?
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THEN SHATTER THE EARTH AND ASK HER OUT, QUEER
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SERIOIUSLY, CALL HER UP RIGHT NOW AND BREATHE ALL HEAVY AND ASK WHAT SHE'S WEARING, IT'LL WORK TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OKAY BUD
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I am pretty god damned sure that we have briefly been over this before and that you posted a picture of her
In fact, I'm certain of it. |
It was the whole periodic table of elements shirt thing. I didn't post her face though I want to protect her identity from you jerks
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So, you're too terrified to talk to her, but perfectly happy to snap pictures of her?
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It's from facebook :(
See how it all comes back to goddamn facebook >: |
So have you spoken to her AT ALL?
I hate to tell you this, but my cousin just crushed the heart of a poor bastard who'd been doing the "adoring her from afar" shtick. He managed to summon up the nerve to write a love letter, and she crumpled it up and threw it in the trash in front of him :( So, the moral of the story here is to always use proper spelling when writing love letters, if at all! It's best just to say hello! |
Seriously, just ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or some shit
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NO. BEER.
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The good thing about coffee is that you can stop for it between classes. THEN go for the beer later
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The whole thing is moot anyway since I'm not at school until August now.
I STILL HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT TO WORK MY MAGIC BEFORE I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN AND REGRET MY INABILITY TO TAKE ACTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE SHOULD BE A FUN RIDE |
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME
TALKED TO HER YET? |
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NO I HAVE NOT AND I ONLY EVER SEE HER IN AN ENVIRONMENT THAT'S NOT CONDUCIVE TO MAKING CONVERSATION ANYWAY IT'S A LOST CAUSE NO HOPE NO HOPE |
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER INTERESTS ARE
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FACEBOOK, GUS, PAY ATTENTION
I had a class with her in my freshman year of college. This is how I learned her name. Since then I have not had any classes with her. THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE MEDIUM IN THE UNIVERSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS BTW |
I MEAN, IF YOU HEAR HER TALKING ABOUT A SUBJECT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN, AND KNOW ABOUT, WE CAN ASSUME THAT YOU CAN GET IN THE CONVERSATION
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Oh Jesus Christ, seriously?
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Just mope around and listen to the Dire Straits' "Lady Writer" over and over for three days straight and get over it then, I guess
I JUST DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT UNBELIEVABLY OBSESSED WITH ANYONE |
See the problem here isn't not knowing how to talk to girls. I know damn well how to talk to girls. The problem here is developing crushes on unattainable girls I've never spoken with who may or may not know I exist, and the problem that really makes it worse is that she is perfectly attainable and I just don't know how to handle the situation whatsoever. And there's no doubt in my mind that we would hit it off if I actually did anything about it.
I've had other girlfriends but I've never had anybody make me feel the way I feel about her, and it makes me feel pathetic that I'm completely obsessed with someone I've never talked to. |
HEY I DREW A PIC OF MILHOUSE TOO
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BTW THOMAS SANTINI I AM TEMPTED TO GO ON FACEBOOK AND FIND THIS GIRL AND SEND HER MESSAGES THAT TELL HER OF YOUR FEELINGS
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Well, shit.
Come on, Super sleuth, what's she majoring in? Try to figure out what sequences she'll take next and get into them |
fucking FINALLY never mind, I'm out of here, good luck with all of that then
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SIGH
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OK IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN TO GAY THIS THREAD UP FOR A WHILE
ELPILA666, YOU'RE UP |
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