Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 553870)

"The surest way to keep a secret is to make people believe they already know the answer,"

"People don't ask questions then."

conspiracy theorists are all lunatics. ;l

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554898)

MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554927)

skipping to last page.

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554917)

WARHAMMER THAT POST

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554929)

One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554930)

Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554945)

Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554946)

Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554948)

It's ok Pub you've earned it

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554928)

SILENCE

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554931)

JFK was a mob hit, fucko

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554932)

My friend bought a Chuck Norris poster the other day and I wondered, that's still going around? I decided that there should be an antidote to that fad. You know, something that takes the spirit and puts it to better use than just references to roundhouse kicks. I figured esoteric remarks about someone's brilliance would be the best way to go. I figured the face to go to them should be some superstar intellectual, like Brian Greene or Noam Chomsky. But, I went ahead and made a few "jokes" with my name in them because I can't decide who should have the honor yet.
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It's generally known that Seth Pace would beat Deep Blue in a game of chess, but so far Deep Blue has been too afraid to accept the challenge.

Laplace's Demon gets its stock market advice and weather predictions from Seth Pace.

Seth Pace knows how to find the one person in the room who, if that person drinks, everyone is drinking. And he MAKES that person drink.

It didn't really take over 350 years for mathematicians to solve Fermat's Last Theorem. That's merely how long it took for mathematicians to swallow their pride and ask Seth Pace for the answer.

Uri Geller obviously can't bend spoons with his mind. He merely thinks, "I wish Seth Pace would read my mind and telekinetically bend this spoon for me." When Seth Pace needs a laugh, he does so.

Seth Pace litter trained Schrödinger's Cat after it was already over 80% dead.

Seth Pace wrote the Oxford English Dictionary and Encyclopaedia Britanica one weekend because he was tired of answering everyone's bullshit questions all the time. Unfortunately, this put him in a bad mood so he left out all the best parts.

Seth Pace is so skilled at playing the Devil's Advocate that when he acted as an advocate for the Devil, God apologized to Lucifer and took back the eternity in hell thing.

Seth Pace knows what you did last summer.

Seth Pace's autobiography is the only work of non-fiction that counts as first-person omniscient narrative.

Seth Pace can know the position and momentum of any given particle absolutely at the same time. In fact, he already does.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554782)

hat this thread

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 554918)

Hat?

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554964)

Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554965)

Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554970)

YOUR OWN CREATION, TURNED AGAINST YOU

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554967)

Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554967)

did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554973)

What has science wrought?

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554974)

Looks like a cross between Mike Ditka and the pizza chef from Chuck E. Cheese that looks like Brad Delp.

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 554992)

Seth Pace es hijo no reconocido de Chuck Norris, pero se nota su parentesco al verlo ejecutar la patada giratoria la cual lo hizo mundialmente conocido en el mundo de las artes marciales a Chuck

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554994)

Needs more goat penis.

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555004)

Years ago during the rough and tumble college days I slept on my couch and moved my computer right up to the couch. I put the monitor on a cardboard box about 2 feet away and pulled the GameCube nearby as well. This way when I woke up I could surf the web and/or play Madden while still in bed.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554975)

Esuohlim has no social live as he is a stone cold coward.

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555040)

Does anyone know where a slightly inebriated man can get ahold of some quality flapper porn?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555038)

:tear

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555047)

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555057)

So who's the snitch?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555060)

I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO 23-SKIDDOO >:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555078)

latina latino blatina blatino lets call the whole thing off

J/K THE WHOLE THING IS STILL ON

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555065)

its slang for "get outta here"

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555068)

guys if you dont start posting in here more i'm gonna start posting more racisms

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 555082)

Why would you need a mule in this day and age?

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 555064)

Illustration of the Old Testament from a 13th century bible (NSFW!!)

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555066)

man those are the unhappiest doin' it people i've ever seen

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555092)

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