Hmm...bums. School has to be the worst time of life. Everyone's just bitchy and uncomfortable with themselves.

How old does this make me seem? Christ. I like the scary age range in here, it shows our weirdness crosses all ages. Makes me feel proud. Hah.

Man, school was awful. I feel sorry for you. A lot.

But I'm sure we'll still love you. Although, that won't help in the middle of history...
The thought is there...

I like the age range here! It shows being a weirdo covers all ages!

Oops. Ah well.

That's perfectly acceptable in this thread. Though I personally don't care if anyone does it in any other thread, to be honest.

A storm is a brewin' in my area. I can hear the thunder get closer and closer. Will someone e-hold me?

My brother lives in Greely Colorado.

BIG TIME :eek HERE

I am looking forward to this more than anything right now :(

Same here. I check back every day that I can and it seems like lately they've been working like crazy because there's very little left: http://mother3.fobby.net/faqs/project-to-do-list/

:eek

Death Wish marathon on AMC :O

My life is complete. Thank you Zomboid.

No prob. I went on IMDB to see if one of the muggers was indeed Jeff Goldblum (yes) and apparently they're remaking it. That's just so wrong.

Christopher Guest was the officer that found his gun.

Missing in Action I-III on AMC SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

i can't wait for that and the roast beef cards

It must suck to be like Jeffrey Jones' nephew or something.

...

Man, I'm up in oil country and this time, I'm in a camp with wireless, but no cable. I think I prefer this :D

Hey Zomboid remember the Anne Frank strategy? That was one of my favorite halo 3 moments...Let's reflect

That was one of my favorites as well.... and we almost came back to win after being down by like 20 :(

I am curious to see what the co$ feel about Xena, now that I think of it :confused: I'm not sure if they're homophobic, they probably are.

I much rather worship this




than this

RIP BRAW

I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever

:orgasm

Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.

Meet Lyndsey:


Cute. :love

How old is grade 12? :x

Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?

The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside. :(

Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada. :rolleyes


...unless that is how they die. :tear

They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.

I wanna use...


...as I...

Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes

In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

ASSHOLES

Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.

Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

I will do a ban if rules are broken :glare

If only I was a handsome 12 year old boy, I could be Esuohlim too. :tear

hay guys what'd i miss?

JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.

Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.

I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.

Remember, accidents cause people. Use a condom.

and don't drink and drive, you might spill your


faroutcollegehumor.net

i dont get it

:pagebrak

Hey Missy, how do crushed hopes taste? :(

like grapes

Are you gonna make hope wine, or are they sour?

chojn is laughing right now whilst he pushes his face agaisent the monitor :(

Is he leaving a sticky face imprint on it?

Gus, I know why you're avoiding this thread. Don't worry, I forgive you.

Anyway, get your anime freak friend a six of Pabst & a VHS copy of the Tom & Jerry movie.

You can hand it to her while sliding across the hood of your car.

Yes, like a woman, I'll forgive you by continuing to mention your broken promises.

They should win the Pulitzer Prize.

They give that for copy and pasting, right? :eek

I had a Black and Mild today.

That was different.

Ew?

What was his name?

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Pub, why do I get the distinct feeling that an "I told you so" alongside the inevitable video clip won't be satisfying at all?

Your gift idea is probably the least shameful, though, I'll give you that

Okay, so, nothing of interest happening today. I'll contribute.



LOOKA WHAT I DONE DID

lol


It tasted like really, really bad coffee with nothing in it. I won't be doing that again, no

Try the apple or vanilla, they're smoother.

You wasted a Guinness.

Mister S, was the talk about having a girlfriend back in 2006 a lie? :(

Was Terra right? :eek

I've wasted a Guinness before. It was sloshed into the glass by the idiot barkeep, making it mostly head. Everyone I was with were underage and I didn't want to get them kicked out for complaining. Serves me right for ordering a draft beer from a shithole college pub that usually only serves alchopops to minors.

NO AND NO

AND IT WAS LATE 2005 :picklehat

THE JESSICA ALBA STUFF FROM BEFORE THEN WAS REAL TOO

I'm not a lesbian....
 

....but i actually got a little moist tonight :love

no, but you are on my ignore list!

Uh

I like my post in this thread.

I'd like if you actually had the guts to post your ugly ass to be honest mock vet :\

can I perform reproduction with you baby ;0

Wow thanks for stepping up,sorry but no moisture for you for sure....Now please put me on ignore like you promised :\

lol guitar woman is a dude i think????!!!

would someone explain this thread to me, i'm at work and have images turned off for safetys sake

a girl getting horny over the picture of another girl plain and simple mmmm.... lesbians

well then it sounds like my safety measures were a good idea >:

maybe but there are no bare boobies just something that could be in a clothing catalog :\

Fucking crimes.

There's no such thing as wasting Guinness.

Make a black and tan with one, or even worse, an Irish car bomb.

I stand corrected.

Rosie O'Donnell ruined lesbians for me. *shudders*

Guinness is amazing. Guinness head is the worst. GROSS! :x

Actually, toothy head is the worst with Guinness head coming in far second.

i like how GW outsmarted that dyke in that other thread

Where is that picture of an Asian girl with a crudely photoshopped penis from the last time someone tried this thread.

Pub, I know you have it.

lol

I'm staying incredulous about the whole debate :(

That's mama guitar woman to you, mario :rolleyes :x :x :x :rolleyes

hi

So, do you have an RSS feed that alerts you whenever someone says your name.

Or are you Beetlejuice and I said it the third and fatal time.

my favorite part was when Chojin made himself cry desiging that forum from scratch and then we never used it.

Also, chatroom thread?

You did the heather well, but purple standing stones? Lay off the cocks.