Did you know that Stonehenge was originally designed to be an outhouse?

Find out more at inforwar.com/2tallycoolfacts

I had a dream that Seven Force came over to my house for a date.

I don't know why, but I assume this explains a bit about me.

Franklin Park Man Severly Burned After Lighting Marajuana Cigarette At Gas Station

I hope he was celebrating the gas prices being 4.20, woooooo

:lol

I never get to make anything pretty, you guys are just jerks

THERE, ugly cartoonish neo-fauvism. Hope you're all happy that you crushed my Barbie Stonehenge Playhouse dreams

CHATROOM THIS SUCKER

I hope you didn't putout right away.
I said I liked the flowers. >:
You certainly haven't learned to stop reading them. >:

Or to put them where they belong. :(

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=550433

hey join :(

whoa dude, that's sounds like Run DMC plus The Blues Brothers

Just for you, man.

So a friend of mine made up a game on Wikipedia where you start at a random article and have to get to the page on Adolph Hitler using only links found within the articles, and only using 7. The article you start at doesn't count as one, obviously. He made me start at ANAL SEX, from which I went to Western Civilization, Christianity, Judaism, The Holocaust, Nazi Germany, and ended at Hitler.

I am awesome. Let's all play this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Who

Aw, fuck, that's way too easy.

Easy.

The Who -> United Kingdom -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Van_Nhung -> Semi-automatic Firearms -> World War II -> Adolf Hitler.

Got Hitler in 4 links : "USA, WW1 Great Depression and World War 2, Major Axis Powers, Hitler".

This game is actually pretty fun.

EDIT: I take it you can use less than 7?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahj_Minniecon

It also gives the "Random Article" feature a purpose.

This is boring now.

Nhung: November 1, World War 2, Axis Powers, Adolf Hitler

A better challenge would be to get to Anal Sex from any article.

That guy -> striker -> manchester United -> england -> U.K. -> WWII -> Adolf Hitler.

Once you use a page in a path, you can't use that page in a new path?

that'd mix it up a little.

Hitler's just way too easy, since every article about a country is going to be connected to a war involving the entire world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Caruso

1995 > Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints > Anal Sex

Is there nothing this website can't lead me to?

this game is stupid if you can use years.

hey guys I can link sonic and knuckles to Kurt Cobain's suicide

LIVE AND LEARN

:lol

Hello Zomboid,

We at I-Mockery Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

Omg, thank you guys :tear

David Caruso > Actor > Harvey Fierstein

I quit there because that's like a synonym for anal sex.

Happy Birthday, I can't be seen being nice to you in your thread.

Man, Snickers kick ass. Peanuts, caramel, manly.

actual snickering isn't quite as manly though

Yep. Snickering is what women and gay dudes do when talking about how straight guys like spaceships and stuff.

I've seen those in the shops before. Incidentally, on a different isle to that of the crackers.

I graduate from high school today!

I would like to subscribe to your mailing list, super mario rpg.

People are excited to leave school. Then after they do, they wish to go back because the world has crushed all of their dreams. Or so I'm told.

You know how wikipedia works. You look up something interesting like F-18 Hornets and an hour your reading about midgets. Well this time I ended up reading about Obama. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. I wouldn't vote for him because Obama is too close to Osama, Hussein is too close to Hussein. And Barack is too close to Baraka. That's a combo of three totally bad dudes.



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DUDDE I DONT THINK ANYONES POINTED THAT OUT BEFORE

OH FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK

i'm not votin for him cause he's a colored

Since I'm a soldier my vote really is the only one that counts and I'm taking a tip from Mexico and voting for Batman.

You're also British, so you get to shut up about it. >:
Oh shit, now they're tagteaming. :x

You like that fucking movie? Or you like fucking the fans of the movie?
You watched it on DVD? Without a week of network hype between each episode? I concede that might make it seem less pointless.

i like both pub what about it >:

My cousin actually owns Howl's moving castle, she's trying to get me to watch it. Then I will "get it" and therefore give a better gift. Apparently.

I dunno why she couldn't just give me a damn recommendation, she likes exactly the same shit >:

I don't know what Obama's like, so I just assume he's exactly like Tom on Boondocks.

If that's true, then he's beholden to SPR

Wait a minute, that link said it was off encyclopedia dramatica

darkvare, did you seriously start a thread in response to a ED page you just found hilarious

I seem to remember Kahl's latest pic proving that he could easily pass as a woman to any number of drunken fratboys, requirement fulfilled?

:eek

Can't remember where the damned pic was posted, I suck at internet stalkery

Well that's where it used to be. I'm getting all hell of red x's now

YEAH

I'm transgendered and I need a taxi

A hot new Sci-Fi Channel original movie is on right now. So who else is watching "Heatstroke"?

EDIT: The chick from Wonder Years is in this movie.

I shat myself so hard I almost passed out.

From non-stop pulse pounding action?

Meaning it should be on in 3 hours for me! sweet!

Hitchhikers guide is on right now. Never did really like the movie, old or new.

Pounding pulses.

in your ass!

According to this movie shitty cgi aliens that make noises like the aliens in Signs are causing global warming.

Also, Winnie Cooper gives such great massages it causes a guy to hallucinate about a fucked up tv.

I can believe the part about Winnie Cooper.

Freddy Mercury came through the drive through today

What did he order?

some dick :lol

He had a mustache, that's practically like a wedding band.

Winnie Cooper's chin looks like it could hold two full loads of jizz.

welding rod

I DON'T CARE WHAT CHOJIN SAYS ABOUT MISDEMONAR I HAPPEN TO GREATLY ENJOY HIS POSTING STYLE

It's 10:03 am in Italy and there's a bad Anime on!!!!

My wife Cristina Kirchner has traveled to Italy today, i hope she had a good flight ;)

I love my life on dope but the only time when i feel the marijuana effects is on the mornings when i wake up and i smoke a joint, i wish their effects last for more time though, like a mushroom trip, i've never taste an acid trip but shrooms was heavy it effect last for almost 8 hours, i really got freak out because i thoght i was lose my mind, i heard that many people that abuse of mushrooms have finished in a sanitarium, also someone from Spain told me that Netherland / Holland weed is really is really strong shit that made you hallucinate, sounds cool :o

It's 5:35 am in Argentina and i cannot sleep :(, and i'm not on cocaine

In mother Russia, drugs do you.

Wait what, that joke was never on the Simpsons.

Plagiarismo di plagiarismo, mi amici. I was sure everyone who was tired of my Simpsonicality had ignored me by now.

He says in his sarcasm voice. :rolleyes

; D

PUB YOURS LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED

LIKE BETTER POSTING

FROM YOU

GOT IT

Why is this board such a ghost town

because you keep leaving

i guess people don't like forums these days

ha ha ha it's all up to the lil korean kids anyhow

I-mockery needs to upgrade to a 90's Nostalgia I guess :(

GRUNGE

NICKTOONS

POGS

POKEMON

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

THE REAL WORLD

FURBY

ORBITZ DRINK (wait, I wrote about that already :()

Lampooning a decade I was actually there for would be a fantstic idea!

I just watched the first 3 episodes of Jericho tonight. So far it seems like it's going to be pretty decent. Any one else seen this show?

so, how cool am i :cool

Coolness is relative.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

not much!